Ah yes the second chapter. Review if you like, Fuck off if you don't.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot of the story. Keri Kaviani is actually one of mybest friends and I felt like embarrasing her in front of millions. I luv you Keri remember (not that way you pervert).
The Mission:
"Mini Me! What did I tell you about humping the motorcycle!" Dr evil exclaimed pulling his clone away from the orange bike.
They were standing outside the S.H.I.T., or Spy Headquarters for International Transgressions. Basil had told them to wait for him outside the door.
"Where is he? We've been standing here for 2 whole minutes! My legs are going to give out!" Dr. Evil complained as he collapsed on a short stone wall. Then he began to think about Scott's recent attempt for World control.
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Day Dream: "Scott, I'm so proud of you! I always knew you would take over the business for daddy!" Dr. Evil skipped towards his son who was sitting on a throne like chair.
"Scotty, daddy's come to help you!"
Scott pulls out a gun and points it at Dr. Evil screaming, "You caused me psychological harm! DIE!"
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"Dr. Evil? Dr. Evil are you listening?"
"No Scotty! It wasn't me who put the road kill in your bed! I Swea- Oh Basil. Hello."
"Um, shall we proceed?" said a nervous Basil.
"Oh, Right. Follow me Mini Me!"
The two and a half men strolled quickly into the S.H.I.T. As they made their way to the 'Kidnapping Room', Basil gave a hurried tour of the S.H.I.T.
"This is The Water and Sewage Lab. Yes that's where the smell is coming from. And this is the Illegal Porno Lab…"
"EEEEEEEEEEE." Mini Me squealed and ran towards the door.
"No Mini Me down! Down!" Dr. Evil exclaimed as he dragged his clone away from the door.
"Ah, and here's our stop!" Said Basil opening a door to the right and letting them in. "We searched far and wide for the best person to help you in your mission, but came up rater short. Anyway, I would like you to meet your partner, Keri Kaviani. Keri abandoned her friends and family so she could date your son. She got rather pissed off when he decided to take over the world, so she came to aid us in his capture."
"Hello Dr. Evil" Keri stood up and shook Dr. Evil's hand. She had lengthy brown hair that was pulled up into a loose bun. She was slim and rather tall, but the tallness was from her green 3in. boots. The only problem was her attire. She was wearing a loose red spandex suit under a baggy blue sweatshirt. Her boots reached to about her knees, but you could just see the pink and orange knee-highs peaking out from their green dungeon.
"Right." Dr. Evil drawled looking over Keri's outfit. "Nice to meet your clothes- I-I mean meet you. Wait your clothes are nice, but I meant to say you. Not that I didn't like to meet you clothes. Yes. What were you saying Basil?"
"You and Ms. Kaviani will be working together." Basil explained." Now we have required some information about Dr. Scott's whereabouts. He seems to have built a lair deep inside Mt. Everest. You and Ms. Kaviani will need to find the entrance and infiltrate his lair."
"I see. Do we get a rocket or something to get there?" Dr. Evil questioned.