Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon. But I do own Rose and Tazrin. I'm making more words for the Urgal language. They're my words though not Christopher's.
The night was clear and the wind was nice and cool. Eragon turned to Rose smiling. She smiled back. He was so hot. He walked to her and leaned forward. Eragon closed his eyes. She closed her. Then they leaned forward.
Rose opened her eyes just make sure it was real. What she saw was Tazrin with his eyes wide. She pulled back. Eww! Nasty! Yucky yucky! Why did you do that? Rose asked him, wiping her mouth out and spitting a couple times.
Why did I do that? You did that! I, was trying to wake you up. You sat up and kissed me. I didn't do nothing! Taz said quickly. Rose glared at Taz. She heard some rustling. She turned. Eragon was carving a bow, arrows laying out on the rock freshly cut. Saphria was gone. Why did you wake me up? I asked Taz.
I'm going to go hunting. I'm starving. Taz said. He flew up, circled once, then disappeared over the tree tops.
"Whatcha doing?" Rose asked Eragon, going to his side. He looked up. "Making you a bow. I already have one. We are going hunting." He said. He carved it some more then felt the bow. Rose watched him for a few minutes then went to the fire.
Soon, Eragon was done. "There. You know how to quiver an arrow, right?" He asked. Rose shook her head. He sighed. Eragon went behind Rose, slipping his arms around her, and grabbing her hands. He put Rose's hands on the bow. He quickly showed Rose. She shot it and elbowed Eragon straight in the stomach. (I just love that part in Princess Diaries Two: Royal Engament! If you haven't watched it, watch it. But make sure you watch number one first!) He coughed and gasped.
"I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Rose asked, covering her mouth.
He nodded. "Next time, loosen up. Don't be all tense." He said breathlessly.
"Alright. I won't elbow you." Rose said. Eragon smiled weakly. Eragon showed her again and this time she didn't elbow him. "Lets go a-hunting!" Rose said, smiling at the arrow sticking out of the tree. She pulled it out. Fresh sap spilled out of the fresh cut. Eragon turned, leading the way into the forest.
Eragon jogged swiftly through the forest. He had found a trail that deer was supposedly limping. Rose followed somewhat quiet, swatting some flies away. She wiped her brow. Eragon stopped and turned. Rose walked to him. "You lost it?" She asked, looking all hopeful.
Eragon gave her a confused look and shook his head. "No. I'm just waiting for you." He said. She sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Can we take a break?" She asked.
"No. We just started like, three minutes ago." He said. She sighed and trudged after him. Eragon motioned for her to be quiet. He brought out his arrow, and knocked it. He closed one eye and pulled the string back. Rose peeked. The deer were grazing peacefully. Rose looked down. She didn't want to see the deer get killed. She decided to stare at the pretty plants. One looked very familiar. She racked her brain. Soon the name came to her when she had an urge to sneeze. Poison Ivy. "Achoo!" She said. The deer shot thier heads up and ran. Eragon stared at the deer then glared at Rose.
"You couldn't wait for just a few more seconds!" He yelled, putting his arrow back in his bag.
Rose glared back. She couldn't help if she was allergic to poison ivy. Her eyes watered. She blinked them back and turned and walked off.
She got to camp quickly. Eragon came a few seconds later. "Hey. I'm sorry. I just... I just..." Eragon stumbled on his words. Rose stared at him. "Look, I wanted to catch that deer and well..." Eragon cotinuted.
"But I screwed up. I always screw up everything." Rose said, sitting on the ground crosslegged.
Eragon knelt down. "I'll go hunting and you just stay here. Okay?" He said. Rose nodded. He smiled back and left.
Rose threw a stick on the fire and watched it burn. This was no fun. She scratched herself, she was itchy for a reasin. Suddenly, a rustling noise came from behind a bush. "Ha ha, Taz. It's not funny." Silence. Then more rustling. "Eragon? Saphria?" The rustling got louder. Rose tiptoed over to the bush. Something ran out of the bushes and ran into Rose. It was all bloody and whimpering. It clutched Rose's thigh and hid behind her. After a few minutes, it appeared again. It was reeked of who knows what. and it was so UGLY that it was cute. "Hiya!" Rose said, bending down and waving her hand. The creature waved back shyly. "What's your name?" She asked it.
"Hushesa gjeus shewesnce." It said. Rose looked around. Nothing like it was with them.
"Well, since you don't have a name, I'll name you Billy Bob." She said. It stared at her confused. "You hungry, Billy Bob?" She asked him. She reciveved a blank stare. She made eating motions. He nodded.
As he ate, Rose healed his wounds. "So where did you come from? Don't talk? Well then I'll talk. I come from a place far far away. Its really cool. We have electrictiy and all..." The conversation went like that. Just Rose talking to him without Billy Bob saying anything else. "You know, he really is cute. I just wish he would notcie that. He got really mad at me for sneezing when he was... She started when a yell interruped her. Eragon dropped a large deer and whipped out his sword, Zar'roc.
Billy Bob jumped up. "draijl, jsuhew wishn jkusle." It hissed. They both charged at each other.
"Brisingr!" Eragon yelled. Fire leapt onto Billy Bob. He yelped.
"Stop it!" Rose screamed, going to Billy Bob and healing him.
"What are you doing? Get away from him! That's an Urgal! It'll kill you." Eragon said, grabbing Rose's wrist and pulling her towards him. Any other time, Rose would have enjoyed it, but he was just being silly.
"Billy Bob won't kill us. He's nice. Isn't that right, Billy Bob?" Rose said. "Jujshe skes ghes wahe shew." He said, nodding. "See, he wouldn't hurt a fly." Rose said.
"You named him? They work for Galbatorix!" Eragon contiued, not letting go of Rose's wrist.
"You mean that creepy old guy who hasn't died but really needs too?" Rose said.
"Ushnark, hdsune snewenf." It mumbled.
"Uh, yeah. I think." Eragon said, confused.
"Don't hurt Billy Bob. Please." Rose begged, giving the puppy dog eyes.
"Okay. But if that Urgal," Eragon said. "Billy Bob." Rose corrected him. "All right. If Billy Bob harms a single hair on you, Tazrin, Saphria, or me, I'll kill him." Eragon said, empasisizing on Billy Bob. "Thank you!" Rose cried, hugging him. He grew stiff then relaxed, hugging her. She pulled back and smiled at Eragon. He smiled back then his face became serious. "Why do you have red dots all over you?" He asked.
"I do not!" She argued, scratching her cheek. He nodded. Rose rolled her eyes. She did not have any red dots on her face. At least, she hoped not.
Soon, Saphria and Tazrin came. Saphria freaked when she saw Billy Bob but Eragon calmed her down and told her why it was here. Rose had to do the same for Tarin. They both growled threateningly at Billy Bob then carried on with thier business. Rose! Did you get into any poison ivy? Taz asked Rose suddenly.
Yeah, why? Rose said.
You have red dots all over your face. And so does Eragon. He explained. Rose looked at Eragon.
He was talking to his dragon. Then he turned to Rose. "Come on, Rose. I know a plant that will get rid of this real quick." Eragon said, walking into the forest. Rose followed. Billy Bob watched them go. Saphria walked into the lake and Taz was closing his eyes. Billy Bob smiled wickedly.
Oh no! What is Billy Bob planning to do? Find out in the next chapter. I hope this is good. I didn't really know what to do in this chapter so I made this up in like, five minutes. I have an idea for the next chapter though. Please RR!
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