Oh look at this. It's the next chapter. Yes I am aware it is short. GET OFF MY BACK. My ADD did not allow me to write anymore. A deep thanks to all those 5 people who reviewed last time. Remember to review or I will be forced to jinx you.

Disclaimer: I own nothing of the characters. As you may remember Keri is my friend and yes I'm using the real her for the story so you may not take her. Keri I swear I do not ummmm... dislike your clothes. You have ummm wonderful taste!

First Day on the Road:

"I AM NOT GOING TO DRIVE TO MT. EVEREST!" Dr. Evil protested as they walked up to a pale pink car. "Wait no I changed my mind. I WON'T DRIVE TO MT. EVEREST IN A PINK AUTOMOBILE! IT WILL MAKE ME LOOK QUEER! I MEAN THROW ME A FRICKEN BONE HERE!"

"Dr. Evil please stop yelling and let me explain." Basil said stopping Dr. Evil's ranting. "It seems that we have run out of cars and rockets. Your brother crashed them all."

"Typical. Ok new plan. We save Austin from Scotty then I'll blind him with a lazer pointer to punish him for making me temporarily gay!" Dr. Evil demanded. "Mooohahahaha Moooohahahaha Moo-"

"Well what you do after the mission is you choice completely." Basil interrupted. "Now I suggest you get going."

"Right then." Keri said. "After you Dr. Evil."

"DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE A QUEER!"

"Of course Dr. Evil. I shall go first."

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"Ok I think we're lost." Dr. Evil sighed as he scanned his map.

"Well let me look at it." Keri suggested.

"NO! ITS MY MAP!"

"I just want to check that we're going the right way."

"NO ITS MINE!"

Keri pulled off on the side of the road and got out. She walked around to Dr. Evil's side and dragged him out of his seat. He sat dumbly on the ground looking stoned.

"Dr. Evil, If you don't give me the map right now me and Mini Me are going to leave you all alone right here in the desert." Keri explained coolly.

"But it's my map."

Keri walked behind Dr. Evil and kicked him squarely in the back. He dropped the map and ran into the car yelling. "IT'S JUST A FRICKEN MAP! THROW ME A FRICKEN BONE HERE!"

Keri got back into the drivers seat and began to analyze the map. "I think I know why we're lost." She began furiously. "This is a map of Cedar Point Amusement Park!"

"Well you told me to get a map."

"A map of the world you idiot!"

"Oh."

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For about a day they drove down that deserted desert road. They passed no one, they saw no one. Finally Mini Me spotted a small motel off to the side of a rather large cactus. He began to alert his comrades.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed pointing at the motel.

"Mini Me this is no time for a massage." Dr. Evil replied exasperatedly.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"NO! No massage Mini Me. OUCH!"

Mini Me jabbed Dr. Evil in the head with a very sharp pencil.

"KERI PULL OVER! MY BALD HEAD HAD BEEN POISIONED WITH LEAD!" He screamed as he flung open the car door and rolled out.

Keri and Mini got out of the car to find Dr. Evil ferociously rubbing his head against a cactus. Suddenly he let out a high-pitched scream and began to pluck the spines out of his skull.

"Oh look I see a motel!" Keri stated as she too spotted the shack of a lodging place. "Is that what you were trying to tell us Mini ME?"

"EEEEEEEEE"

"Ok well let's go check it out." She declared. Then Mini Me and Keri left Dr. Evil all alone crying over with aching poisoned cranium.