WELCOME TO…. TALK SHOW THINGY WITH ZYALEA!
Zyalea (is a werewolf creature thing with red hair and stuff): HELLO! I WROTE THIS AT MIDNIGHT AFTER EATING A BUNCH OF REESES AND DRINKING YOOHOO! (walks out to the middle of the stage and fails arms around)
Alright, let's get this show on the rode. I mean road… I CAN NOT SPELL TONIGHT! Blegh. Anyways, tonight I'm gunna interview a whole lot of cartoons that I love. And without anymore explanations and whatnot, here is one of those favorite cartoons we all love to watch while clipping our toenails, BILLY!
Billy: (walks out onto stage, waving to the audience) Hi people!
Zyalea: Yeah yeah yeah, okay, I gotta ask you… is it true that you're best friend is a questionably chicken flavored cow?
Billy: … Well, I guess you could say that… but her name's Mandy, unless you're talking about my OTHER best friend, who's name is Grim. (grins)
Zyalea: DON'T YOU TEST MY PATIENCE! (towers over Billy angrily)
Billy: (blinks) You smell like spoiled yogurt.
Zyalea: (returns to normal) Eh-hem, well, Billy, who's your FAVORITE friend?
Billy: I can't really answer that, but I have been friends with Mandy longer… so… I guess you COULD say that she looks like my dad!
Zyalea: … YOU look like your dad. Mandy looks like… like a blond baseball on a pink… uh… stand… thing…
Billy: …
Zyalea: … OKAY! So, Billy-Bill, may I call you that? Billy-Bill?
Billy: Well-
Zyalea: OKAY! Next question: what would you say to your fans RIGHT NOW?
Billy: Hmm… thinks I would say… scratches chin that, uh… I would say…
Zyalea: OKAY! Next question:
Billy: But I-
Zyalea: I know I know, but you're going to have to be patient if you want the free donuts after the interview session! So, as I was saying; It is possible that you have a thing for your close friend Mandy?
Billy: Ha, naw, she's just my friend! That's all.
Zyalea: What about Grim?
Billy: trembles in nervousness Uh… well, you see, uh…
Zyalea: I think that's all we need to hear! Next question: Can I poke your nose?
Billy: My nose?
Zyalea: (squeezes Billy's nose) Hehe!
Billy: Hehehe!
Zyalea: (squeezes Billy's nose some more) HAHAHAHAH! AHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (throws Billy to the ground and jumps on his nose) AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA! (gets off Billy and breathes heavily)
Billy: (twitches on the ground) I've been violated...
Zyalea: (picks Billy up and hugs him) I love you! ADORABLENESS! (chews on Billy's hat)
Billy: (hangs there limp and helpless)
Zyalea: (drops Billy and acts as if what just happened didn't happen) Next question: How did you feel when you were in Buttercup's dress without PANTS?
Billy: Refreshing.
Zyalea: … you ARE weird.
Billy: (smiles)
Zyalea: (looks at wrist as if there is a watch there where there isn't) Okay, well we're out of time!
Cameraman: Um… we still have ten minutes until commercial-
Zyalea: Like I said, (grits teeth) WE'RE OUT OF TIME!( storms off stage)
Billy: (looks at the camera) I didn't know that was there before… (blinks) OH OH OH, I KNOW! (runs around in circles until eventually tripping and falling flat on face)
HEHEHE! (teeth fall out as Billy stands up) Hmm… um… oh, do you wanna know a SECRET! Don't tell Mandy I told you, but I saw her and Irwin-
AND NOW FOR OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK