WARNING: There are a tiny little bit of spoilers about episodes in this thingy. and I wrote half of this at midnight and another half at 2 somethin' blah.
Zyalea: (prances onto stage giddily) YAAAAY! Okay, recap, we interviewed Billy. (points to Billy sitting on a couch in the background)
Billy: HIII! (waves franticly)
Zyalea: Yes. Now to interview the infamous, scary, melancholy, malicious, oxy-moronic creature that has stolen so many hearts of the endangered Sumatran Rhino, the GRIM REAPER himself!
Grim: (drifts out onto stage with a wary expression)
Zyalea: Grim! (jumps onto Grim and wraps arms around him) Iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou! (whacks Grim with tail as she jumps off)
Grim: Hey!
Zyalea: Mmkay, Grim, before we get onto the interview, I want you to sing us some of your cool songs!
Grim: (blinks in confusion)
Zyalea: … okay, sing this one! reaches up Billy's nose and retrieves a paper from it, handing it to Grim who takes it in utter disgust)
Grim: (reads the paper) Hey… dis is when Mandy was-
Zyalea: Yeah yeah I know, sing it now!
Grim: Well, I'm not really in da mood, you see…
Zyalea: I DON'T CARE! SING IT YOU YUMMY FOOL!
Grim: (swallows) Here goes nuttin'…
Hey mon, I just wanna say mon!
If you'd only smile once in a while,
Then maybe your face wouldn't look so vile!
Billy: (jumps up from couch) JUST GIVE IT A TRIAL!
Crabena: (appears out of nowhere) IT'S ALWAYS IN STYLE!
…
Zyalea: (coughs) Well, I guess Mandy didn't want to finish that one for us. Grim, explain to us the origin of this song!
Grim: (still confused by all the people popping in and out even though it was really only one person and it wasn't even a person it was some weird green creature who's obsessed with her looks and can't even move her face because she's had so many facial surgeries) Um… well… we were trying to get Mandy ta smile, and-
Zyalea: Yeah, yeah, I didn't ask for your life's STORY!
Grim: …
Zyalea: (faces camera) So that was from one of the newest episodes, "My Fair Mandy"! Catch it on sometime on Cartoon Network!
(turns back to Grim) Now then, you just HAVE to sing us that one song you sang.
Grim: Er, dat was specific. (sarcasm)
Zyalea: YOU KNOW! That one song you sang at the Battle of the Bands, with Purple Filth?
Grim: Oh yeah… I dunno if I still remember dat one.. besides, I don't even have a guitar! (shrugs) Oh well, I guess we'll just have to skip it… (looks relieved)
Zyalea: Don't worry, Grim! I gotcha covered! (shoves lyrics into Grim's face and catches a guitar that came out of nowhere and hands it to Grim)
Grim: How do you know about all dese songs!
Zyalea: Oh, um… I like your voice. (grins)
Grim: (sighs) Well, here goes nuttin'…
(strums madly on his guitar with flames coming up all around him)
Clock strikes twelve, the cool wind blows
But I've got no fear 'cause we're not alone…
(dundundundundundundun dundundundundun)
I am the weakest, I am the strong, and this iswhere I feel the most at home!
CRY! Cry! Everybody, cry! 'cause the world has gone awry!
Zyalea: (starts singing in a really bad voice and Grim stops playing to stare at her) LALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (strums on air guitar) YEEEAAAH!
Grim: … ooookaaaay… dat was whack…
Zyalea: Yaaay! Now wasn't that fun! Okay, now you gotta sing that one song you sang when you jumped into Milkshakes's head!
Grim: When I jumped into… wow, dat was YEARS ago…
Zyalea: Yeahyeah! Sing it!
Grim: You know, dat was more of a spur-of-da-moment gig, like a fluke.
Zyalea: I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE CRUSTY ASPARAGUS! Sing the song PLEASE! (drops to knees in front of Grim)
Grim: I don't even know how it went… (sighs, knowing that Zyalea will get the lyrics somehow for him)
Zyalea: (smiles and sticks hand down her pants, pulling out a sheet of paper) Here ya go! Let's get this oooon!
Grim: (reluctantly takes the paper, holding it by the corner with the very tips of his fingers) Ugh… well…
(breaks out in singing and dancing)
Look at me, I'm a kitty kat!
I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat! (a bowl of peanuts appears on Grim's head, where Grim starts taking peanuts and throwing them in his mouth)
And if I eat dem all, I will get fat!
Blah blah blah, I'm a kitty kaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
(stops abruptly, breathing hard)
Zyalea: (claps) YAAAAAY! Oh, do you know the evil meteor song!
Grim: Da what?
Zyalea: Oh, that's right, you were too busy sharpening your SCYTHE to pay attention to the evil meteor who was eating everyone's brain!
Grim: Okay then…
Zyalea: Wow, all that singing has really gotten me tired… well, now time for questions.
Grim: (exhales in exasperation)
Zyalea: (clears throat) Numbuh one-
(out of nowhere a bald-headed kid with sunglasses, a red shirt and boots flies through the roof wearing a jetpack)
Numbuh One: Is a kid in need?
Zyalea: Erm… no. I'm a teenager person.
Numbuh One: A trap! Kids Next Door, assemble!
(four other kids consisting of a fat one wearing plane goggle things, a chinese girl with long black hair and a green shirt too big for her, a kid with blond hair covering his eyes and an orange hoody, and an African-American girl with a red hat covering her eyes)
Numbuh One: Prepare to face your doom, Teenager!
Zyalea: Oh yeah! Well, talk to my SECRET WEAPON! (jumps behind Grim and pushes him towards the kids)
Grim: What-?
Zyalea: Oh yeah, that's right! I got THE Grim Reaper!
Numbuh Four: No lousy 'reaper' is gonna stop us!
Numbuh One: Kids Next Door, attack!
(The kids all run towards Grim where they are all engulfed by a cloud of dirt, where much fighting and shouting is done. Finally the smoke clears and everyone is gone except Grim. An open dimension portal is next to him)
Grim: Well, dat was weird. (the portal closes)
Zyalea: Not to mention it took up time… well let's just TRY to get some questions in! Okay, I know that many of your fans want to know; has there ever been anything going on between you and Mandy?
Grim: (looks at Zyalea with disbelief)
Zyalea: … is that a yes or a no?
Grim: That is the CRAZIEST question I have EVER heard of!
Zyalea: Riiiiight… (winks at camera) Anyway, next question: what do you think of Billy and Mandy? Do you feel you have any responsibilities for them?
Grim: I think they're monsters, of course! Haven't you been watching the show?
Zyalea: Yes, but there are some things that could suggest that you feel… maybe… a fatherly emotion for them?
Grim: Well, I…
Zyalea: For example, recently you were seen with Billy and Irwin, and when reality was being all destroyed and all, you were seen saying these exact words to Billy, "… but I'm gonna hold you tight and never let go!" which, immediately after, you and Billy held on to each other, Billy responding, "I love you Grim!" So tell us… what was that about?
Grim: Well, I can't say I don't care for de kids at all… I mean, sure, I guess I might like them a little…
Zyalea: Okie dokie artichokie.
(awkward silence)
Zyalea: Darn, looks like we're out of time. To all you reviewers; would any of you like to see more of Grim and/or Billy in this interview? And which character would you like interviewed next? Send us your opinion at P.O. Box Lamas and Cabbage 734 street New York, Oregon.
(grabs Billy and Grim and hugs them, grinning at the camera)
Cameramen: (shouting off-stage) Okay, let's cut to commerc-