Zyalea: WELCOME BACK! We already interviewed the loverly Grim- (Grim is shoved onto stage by an anonymous pair of hands, and drifts reluctantly to the couch in the background and sits down) and, of course, the adorable Billy- … Billy? Where's Billy?
Billy: (suddenly is lauched across the stage) TUXEDO MAN! (runs around the stage like mad) TUXEDO MAN TUXEDO MAN TUXEDO MAN TA-KA-DO MAD GA-DO-KA BAN! (collapses on the floor)
Zyalea: … Well, let's move on! Today, we are interviewing the cute, the sinister, the MANDY!
Mandy: (Walks out onto stage wearing her same-everyday-bland-look-of-doom)
Zyalea: Hello there, Miss bland-look-of-doom.
Mandy: (looks at the camera with disinterest)
Zyalea: Okay, I gotta ask you this question which I already asked those other two over there; do you have a thing for Billy or Grim?
Mandy: (raises eyebrow)
Zyalea: … maybe something for Nergal Junior? Or… IRWIN!
Mandy: (rolls eyes) I'm outta here…
Zyalea: NOOO! WAIIIIT! (drops to the ground and grabs Mandy's legs) I GOTTA TAKE UP AT LEAST TWO PAGES WITH YOUR INTERVIEW!
Mandy: Too bad for you. (tries to shake off Zyalea)
Grim grins in the background, watching with infatuation.
Zyalea: Please Mandy! Answer just a FEW questions!
Mandy: I don't know why I came here in the first place. C'mon Grim, Billy. We're goin' back to Endsville. (Grim and Billy follow her orders and stand up, drifting towards Mandy and Zyalea) Hey, help me out here, Grim.
Grim: Uh, okay… (thinks for a moment, then wedges his scythe in-between Mandy and Zyalea and attempts to pry Zyalea off) Come on!
Zyalea: NEVER! NEED TO INTERVIEW!
Billy: I KNOW! (somehow switches places with Mandy) YAAAAY!
Zyalea: (picks up Billy and looks at him in surprise)
Mandy: (glances at Grim) Let's go while we have the chance.
Grim: Right behind ya… (opens a portal and jumps through with Mandy)
Billy: What about me?
Zyalea: (narrows her eyes at Billy sinisterly) You're MINE! (tapes Billy to the couch) And now, since our guest has escaped… I guess we'll interview… uh… (reaches offstage and pulls out Mandy) HAHA! GOTCHA!
Grim: (appears from off-stage) What da heck just happened?
Mandy: Griiiim… (glares at Grim as if it's his fault)
Grim: uh… eh-heh… (smiles sheepishly)
Zyalea: (grabs Grim and tapes him to the couch next to Billy, then wraps Mandy up in tape and sticks her to the floor next to herself) Okay now, let's just go to the next question: Mandy, what's your favorite color?
Mandy: I don't choose colors.
Zyalea: … okay… well then, erm, what would you say to your fans RIGHT NOW?
Mandy: I saw you ask the same question to Billy. Are you just making these questions up as you go?
Zyalea: THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO… NOT KNOW!
Mandy: Whatever…
Zyalea: Mmkay, well then… (breathes deeply) We shall ask another question… what kind of music do you like?
Mandy: The music made by my fist when it meets someone's head.
Zyalea: … interesting. Unfortunately, we don't have that kind of music supplied here. Buuuut… Mandy, if you absolutely HAD to choose, would you rather be friends with Billy or Grim?
Mandy: (stares expressionlessly at Zyalea) Well, I don't have to choose, now do I?
Zyalea: Man, you're no fun at all. Not even answering my questions.. Bah. It's probably time for commercial anyways…
Mandy: I believe it's time for my departure… (Mandy spins around as if caught in a flushing toilet and sinks into her bondage, mysteriously disappearing)
Zyalea: blinks … erm… can I do that too? (jumps into the empty pile of tape head first, and a sick cracking noise is heard and Zyalea goes rigid) Uh… alright… that might not have been the best idea…
COMMERCIAL… not that there is any commercials. I'm simply making a poor attempt at trying to make this interview gig seem as if it's on actual television. :)