Disclaimer:
"Hello again all! I'm here with me amigo's the Yu-Gi-Oh cast… Well some of them actually… anyways let's get started! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of it's characters for that matter! I do own myself and Jealnisa and Reena cause I made her up!" Magasa smiles happily.
"You…. You made me up?" Reena asks.
"Duh…! Of course I did you silly girl!" Magasa pats Reena on the head softly. Yugi sniffles and walks over to Magasa.
"You mean… she's not real?" Yugi asks.
"Well… she is now… but yeah I'm sorta like… her mom!" Magasa giggles to herself.
"Oh… well… cool!" Yugi hugs Reena, who appears to still be in shock after finding out that Magasa created her. Duke looks at Reena and sighs.
"Poor kid…"
"Hm.. maybe I shouldn't have told her that stuff right after the first chapter…" Magasa crosses her arms.
"Ah don't worry, she'll get over it and besides she was gonna find out eventually" Magasa smiles.
"You're right! I feel better now!"
"I bet Reena doesn't" Bakura says. Jeal yawns and wakes up from a nap.
"Can we start the chapter now?" Jeal asks.
"Oh yeah! Okies then! Chapter 2 start!"
(A/N: um just for the record… I, The author, am not Magasa, I made her up along with Jealnisa and Reena… just thought I'd say that just incase people were getting the wrong impression… moving on…)
IMPORTANT: In this chapter Seto's gonna be making some sound affects, all the sounds Seto's gonna be making are in bold, just thought I'd let you know! Thank you!
CHAPTER 2. Insanity and Hell
What has happened so far:
The Yu-Gi-Oh- cast has been taken to the playhouse of a young 15-year-old girl named Magasa. While they are there they meet a young girl named Reena and Magasa's 17 year old older sister Jealnisa or Jeal, who seems to have a knack for causing trouble. After spending their first day in her playhouse that is located in a different dimension, things seem to be going fine till Yugi gets into Magasa's secret stash of candy. Sadly the candy has now influenced Bakura and now everyone has to deal with 2 hyper little monsters that appear to have something planned while everyone one is napping.
"Look, there's Joey" Bakura whispered.
"Good eye Bakura, get the make-up ready" Minutes later, Joey who looked like a handsome man had been transformed by the power of paint and make-up. He now looked like a beautiful pregnant woman. Yugi had put a dress on Joey and had shoved a pillow under it.
"Man Joey sleeps like a log, hey Bakura look there's Mai! Let's paint her face next!" Yugi giggled and crawled over to Mai. Bakura followed him, quietly dragging the cans of paint and Mai's make-up kit behind him.
"Ok, hand me some blue, and some sugar cubes!" Yugi pulled a paintbrush out of his pocket.
"Here you go" Bakura handed Yugi the paint and sugar cubes. He also took some sugar cubes of his own and ate them.
"Yummy.. ok give me some pink, some yellow and some dark red" Yugi requested.
"Here here here!" Bakura handed Yugi the paints he asked for.
"Ok now take some paint from each paint bucket and mix them together to make a really nasty color"
"Ok"
BEFORE DINNER
After about a 6-hour nap, Tea was the first person to wake up. Tea sat up, yawned and stretched her arms.
"Good morning" Tea yawned again. Joey woke up with a yawn and looked at Tea.
"It's practically night time and you're saying good morning?" Joey asked. Tea looked at Joey with a puzzled expression on her face. Just then Mai had woken up and was looking at Joey.
"Hello miss, are you a new guest here or something?" Mai asked.
"No I'm not new here and who you callin miss? It's me Joey!"
"Well you sound like Joey, but you look nothing like him"
"What do you mean? Someone hand me a mirror!" Tea crawled over to Joey and put the mirror in front of his face.
"Oh… my… God! What happened to my handsome face! And why am I wearing a dress! And why do I look like I'm gonna give birth to a pair of twins!" Joey asked frantically.
"That's what I'd like to know!" Mai glanced at Joey and chuckled.
"What's so funny?" Mai asked curiously.
"Your face! That's what's funny Hahahahaha!" Joey held his stomach and laughed. Mai grabbed the mirror from Tea and looked at herself.
"Ahh!"
"Hahaha! You look like some kind of Indian! Hahaha!"
"Ahh! My make-up! It's all gone! Who did this!" Mai clenched her make-up kit in her hand. Joey continued laughing.
"Hahahahahahaha!"
"Hm… Joey did I tell you that you look so cute in your pink dress?" Mai asked tauntingly.
"Shut up Mai!… Man did it have to be pink, maybe blue or something but why pink!" All of Joey's yelling woke up everyone else except Para and Dox. Yami Bakura looked at Joey.
"Great scotts! Joey has become a cross dresser!"
"I have not become a cross dresser! Did you just say great scotts Yami Bakura?"
"So what if I did?" Pegasus walked over to Joey with Reena by his side.
"Who is she?" Reena asked.
"Did you just call me a she!"
"Joey boy, is that you?" Pegasus asked with surprise in his voice.
"Yes it's me!"
"What happened to you?" Tristan asked.
"I think Yugi and Bakura did something to me while we were all sleepin!" Joey took the dress of and rubbed his face on the pillow, to get rid of any make-up that was on his face.
"Hello!" Bakura cheered. Yugi ran into the room and stood next to Bakura, while bouncing on one foot.
"Me and Bakura are gonna go to the game room, you guys wanna come?"
"A game room?" Tea asked.
"Yeps!" Yugi smiled.
"Isn't Magasa alittle too old for toys?"
"It's not that kind of game room you crouton, it's like an arcade room, with pool, arcade games and stuff" Magasa rubbed the back of her left arm. Malik walked over to Tea and took a close look at her. Malik giggled then laughed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny Malik!"
"Your face, legs and arms are covered in little hearts!"
"Aww I like hearts… oh my God…" Tea looked Malik over from head to toe. His arms, legs and face were covered in little M&M's that appeared to be made with finger paint.
"Atleast hearts are more descant than M&M's! hahaha!"
"What! Ahh! M&M's! What's this?" Malik looked at some small words on his hand.
"Yugi was here? Ahh! Yugi has marked me!" Malik pulled his hair.
"My goodness must everyone yell so loudly…?" Yami Bakura asked before he looked at his arm.
"Ahh! I'm covered in little sugar cubes, hey what's this?" Yami Bakura looked at some small words on his hand.
"Bakura was here? Ahh! Bakura has marked me!" Yami Bakura pulled his hair as well.
"Yami Bakura you think you look bad, look at me! I'm covered in sugar cubes and M&M's AND purple squares! All made, not with makeup, but finger paint!" Yami said.
"Yeah and I have little pairs of dice on my arms and my face looks like it came from inside a Picasso painting museum!" Duke tried to rub the paint and make up off his face.
"Aww I feel so cute! I got little finger painted magenta colored hearts and butterflies all over me! Hehehe!" Reena giggled.
"Hey… the hearts won't come off! Ahh! What do I do!" Tea asked frantically.
"Don't worry Tea, I can help you get them off or…. You can leave them on and start a new fashion trend or…" Mai put her hands on her hips.
"Or what Mai?" Tea gave Mai and Evil look.
"Or I can just go with the first suggestion and get them off!" Mai put her hand behind her head and laughed.
"Good idea Mai" Tea smiled. Magasa giggled and looked at her arm.
"Hehe I'm covered in little sugar cubes, hehehe! Bakura-chan marked me!" Magasa smiled.
"Oh that reminds me…if I may have everyone's attention please, we have another guest who was late and she-" Magasa was unable to finish her sentence due to a rude interruption from Seto.
"Man look at this crap… I'm covered in blue polkadots, M&M's and Jellybeans!" Seto tried to rub some M&M's off his arm. Joey looked at him and laughed hysterically.
"This isn't funny!... Is that a little dog on your cheek in finger paint Joey?" Seto asked.
"What!"
"I think it suits you since you are a dog hahaha!"
"I am not a dog! I don't have a tail, I don't have floppy ears, I don't have a cold wet nose, and I don't have fur so how can I be a dog!" Joey asked.
"Like this!" Seto pulled a dog costume out from behind his back, put it on Joey and resumed his place on the couch, all in one swift motion.
"Now you look like a dog! Hahaha!" Seto laughed.
"Ahh! Get it off'a me please!" Joey ran around in circles while Seto laughed at the spectacle. Mai patted Tea's arm with a damp napkin and smiled.
"Wow!"
"What?" Tristan asked.
"My super-strong-oh-so-powerful-make-up-remover worked! Tea is as good as new!"
"Thanks a million Mai!" Tea smiled before giving Mai a high-five.
"Your welcome Tea, now it's my turn" Mai dipped a brand new napkin in a pink liquid and began patting her arms. Yami growled and got into Mai's face.
"You girls are all alike, you only think of yourselves! Well I see how you are… just because you and Tea are girls you think the only people you should be helping are other girls! Well boys need love too! Just because some men treat women like kitchen appliances is no reason to take it out on the men around you! How's about I lock myself in the millennium puzzle for a couple more hundred years and see how you like that!"
"No, don't do that! We're sorry Yami, Mai fix Yami first please!" Tea patted Yami's shoulder.
"Ok, ok" Mai walked over to Yami and patted the side of his face with the wet napkin.
"You all make me sick..!" Seto sat on the couch and began to tap his foot.
"Are you ok Seto?" Magasa asked.
"I'm fine!" Seto began to tap his foot faster.
"Are you sure you're ok?" Isis asked.
"Yes, I'm fine!" Seto leaned forward and continued tapping his foot. He slowed the tapping of his foot down slightly, then knocked on the table with his fist between each tap. Making a pattern.
Tap, knock, tap, knock, tap, knock, tap, knock, tap, knock, etc.
"Stop that Seto!" Rebecca cried.
"What the hell is all the yelling a noise about!" All the noise had finally woken up the Paradox brothers. Para rubbed his head. Everyone looked at the green maze on Para's face than the orange maze on Dox's face.
"Weird…" Everyone but Seto said in unison.
Tap, knock, tap, knock, tap, knock, tap, knock, tap, knock, etc.
"Stop that Seto!" Everyone shouted in unison.
"No!" Seto slowed down his tapping and knocking just enough to snap his fingers after every knock.
Tap, knock, snap, tap, knock, snap, tap, knock, snap, tap, knock, snap, etc.
"Stop it Seto!" Rebecca stood up and threw her teddy bear at Seto in an attempt to throw off Seto's beat but sadly missed.
"Damn it!"
"I will not stop!" Seto slowed down his tapping, knocking and snapping to add in a clap after each snap. Seto's beat, now being 4 sounds long, looked funny to the eyes but was annoying to the ears.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Just forget it… he won't stop…" Pegasus sighed. Yugi tilted his head to the side then shrugged.
"Bye, byes guys, I'm going to the game room with Bakura now!" Yugi turned and began to walk away.
"Wait for me and Mokuba, Yugi!" Yugi and Bakura turned around and spotted Serenity running over to them holding Mokuba's hand.
"Where did you come from Serenity?" Bakura asked.
"I'm the new guest that Magasa was talking about, Seto interrupted her and she didn't get a chance to finish her sentence!" Serenity smiled.
"…. She's cute…" Said Espa.
"Dude… Espa… that was like the first time you have actually talked since we got here" Mokuba said.
"Uh huh…." Espa rubbed his arm. Mokuba shot a glare at Espa.
"You'd better stay away from my sister Roba!" Joey growled.
"Fine…" Espa sighed. Tea looked over to Yugi and Bakura.
"You can't go to the game room yet cause dinner is almost ready!" Tea said.
"Ok Tea" Yugi and Bakura sat on the floor.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Stop it!" Reena yelled.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Me and Bakura are gonna be right back, we need to wash our hands before dinner! Come on Bakura!" Yugi and Bakura stood up and ran out of the room and down the hall.
"I can't believe they did that to us!" Tea said.
"Did what?" Duke asked.
"Painted our faces with paint and make-up!"
"Oh that…" Duke sighed and rubbed his cheek.
"Alright! I think I'm finished with Yami after dinner everyone gather in the living room and I'll work on your faces!" Mai smiled.
"Alright!" Everyone cheered. Yugi and Bakura returned and ran into the dinning room just as Jeal walked out.
"Come on guy's! Dinner is ready! It's time to eat!" Jeal smiled cheerfully and lead everyone into the dinning room.
AFTER DINNER
After dinner everyone seated them selves in the living room allowing Mai to work on removing the paint. Yugi, Serenity, Bakura and Mokuba were in the game room playing video games together. Serenity and Yugi were playing a racing car game where you had to blast the other car in order to get to the finish line first.
"I'm gonna win Serenity!" Yugi yelled with laughter.
"Over my dead body! You must be blind cause I'm in the lead, meaning this race is mine!"
"You wanna bet!" Yugi fired a missile at Serenity's car, causing it to blow up. Yugi pressed the accelerator of his car and crossed the finish line by landslide. On the other side of the room, Bakura and Mokuba were playing an arcade game where you had to clear the board before you opponent did.
"That's 10 times in a row that I've beaten you Mokuba" Bakura stated.
"I know, don't rub it in.."
"Sorry Mokuba, but it's not my fault you're bad at this game… hehehahaha!" Bakura dug around in his pocket and pulled out a few sugar cubes. He smiled and stuck them in his mouth.
"Ooh! Give me some Bakura!" Mokuba pleaded.
"Give me some more Bakura!" Yugi shouted and ran over to Bakura.
"Give me some too please Bakura!" Serenity rushed over to Bakura and cupped her hands infront of him. Bakura dug into his pocket and pulled out a bag of sugar cubes. He opened it up and poured some sugar cubes into Serenity's hands.
"Give me!" Yugi cheered.
"Thanks Bakura!" Serenity smiled.
"Don't forget about me!" Mokuba yelled.
"Ok, ok hold on, there's enough for everyone!"
IN THE LIVINGROOM
In the living room, Mai had finished up getting all the paint off of everyone.
"Thanks a lot Mai!" Duke said, graciously.
"You're welcome guys!" Mai smiled and threw away her last dirty napkin.
"Quit laughing at us Jeal!" Tea shouted.
"I can't help it hahaha! It's too funny! Hahahahahahahaha!" Jeal collapsed onto the floor holding her stomach.
"It hurts it's hurts Hahahahaha! Jeal rolled onto her stomach and banged the floor with her fists.
"Yeah… I guess it was kinda funny wasn't it? Hahahaha!" Magasa giggled.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Stop that Seto!" Magasa and Jeal shouted in unison.
"No no no!"
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"He's been doing that ever since he woke up and it's getting on my nerves make him stop!" Pegasus yelled.
"Hey Seto! Stop that ridiculous noise right this instant or I will personally whip your ass!" Tea shouted.
"No, no, no!" Seto growled.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Seto stop it that noise is annoying!" Espa yelled.
"No, no Mr. Happy pants!"
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Mr. Happy pants…?" Espa rubbed the back of his head.
"I think Yugi gave Seto some sugar while he was sleeping…" Magasa put her hands on her hips.
"Hahahaha!" Seto snickered and decided to annoy them more by adding another sound. He stopped his beat for a quick second, grabbed a can off the floor and a pen out of his pocket. He put the can on the table and started his beat over again and added the sound of a pen hitting a can after every clap.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, clank, tap, knock, snap, clap, clank, tap, knock, snap, clap, clank, tap, knock, snap, clap, clank, tap, knock, snap, clap, clank, tap, knock, snap, clap, clank, etc.
"Will you stop that Seto! You are so annoying!" Malik yelled.
"I need to get this out of my system, and if you keep bugging me, I'm gonna add another sound, don't make me do it!"
Tap, knock, snap, clap, clank, tap, knock, snap, clap, clank-
"God I hate that sound!" Seto stopped his beat, stuck the pen back into his pocket and threw the can at Malik's forehead.
"Haha! Direct hit!" Seto cheered.
"Ouch that hurt…!" Malik rubbed his head.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Stop it Seto!" Isis yelled and threw a pencil at Seto, which bounced off his head.
"Yeah Kaiba quit it!" Joey growled.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Tristan slammed his fist on the table.
"Dumb asses….!" Seto laughed.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Seto! Look what you've done to poor, poor Pegasus!" Magasa hugged Pegasus tightly.
"I have a headache… " Pegasus held his head.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Seto you'd better stop or I'll send you into the quiet corner which will make you quiet for good!" Magasa stomped her foot on the ground.
"Ok…" Seto stopped.
"Ah… good Ra my head hurts…" Pegasus sighed with relief.
"Look what you've done Seto!" Magasa crossed her arms.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Pegasus held his head again.
"Seto go to the quiet corner now!" Magasa pointed over to a corner with signs on the walls that said things like, 'be quiet!' and 'no noise!'.
"You don't rule my life, I'm older than you!" Seto looked down at Magasa.
"Ahem! Well FYI Seto, as long as you stay under this roof, you live under my rules and you are obligated to listen to me and my rules so go to the quiet corner now!"
"Fine…. But I'll be back! And I will get my revenge!" Seto walked over to the quiet corner.
"Revenge my ass!" Magasa walked behind Seto and kicked him in his butt.
"Ow that hurt!"
"Tuff nuggets! Now get into the corner!"
"I'm goin', I'm goin'!"
IN THE GAME ROOM
After Seto got sent to the quiet corner, everyone went his or her own ways. Some of the people were in the living room and some of them were gathered in the game room playing games.
"Hey Serenity… let's call it quits, ok? I've beaten you 16 times" Bakura looked at Serenity.
"Ok Bakura" Serenity smiled.
"What's going on guys?" Tea asked as she walked into the room.
"Nothing really Tea, just playing some games" Yugi giggled and hugged Tea before running out of the room.
"Hey Serenity!" Tristan smiled as he walked into the room and placed his left arm around Serenity.
"Tristan it's you!" Serenity giggled.
"Oh boy here we go…" Tea rolled her eyes. Joey stomped into the room.
"Leave my sister alone ya freakish meatball!" Joey shouted.
"Why?" Tristan asked.
"Cause I said so!" Joey replied.
"Why?"
"Cause!"
"Why?"
"Shut up!"
"Why?"
"Cause you're annoyin' me!"
"Why?"
"Cause you keep saying why!"
"Why?"
"Cause you're stupid!"
"Why?"
"Shut the hell up!"
"Why?"
"Forget it!" Joey grabbed Serenity's hand and dragged her out of the room.
Tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, tap, knock, snap, clap, etc.
"Seto stop it!" Everyone currently in the room yelled. Suddenly Jeal's voice came over an intercom.
"Everyone! Come down to the living room right now!" Everyone did as they were told and returned to the living room.
IN THE LIVINGROOM
"Hide and seek, hide and seek! I want to play hide and seek!" Yugi cheered.
"Aww! How cute! Yugi is such a cutie pie!" Jeal squealed and hugged Yugi.
"I think Yugi-chan has a great idea!" Magasa grabbed a microphone hooked up to a speaker and spoke into it.
"May I have everyone's attention please! I have decided that to make everyone's stay more enjoyable, we are gonna play a few interesting games! Jeal-san is handing everyone a piece of paper and a marker! You all may choose from 5 games and the 5 games are, 1. Hide and Seek, 2. Volleyball, 3. Basketball, 4. Arcade games, and 5. Other! When you get your slip of paper write down the number of the game you wanna play! You can write down 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5! You cannot put down 2 numbers on the same slip of paper and you cannot vote twice! When you finish voting put your slip of paper in this ballot box, okies spokies vote!" Magasa smiled and put the microphone down and wrote her own number on a slip of paper and slid it into the ballot box.
AFTER VOTING
"Okies everyone let's take a look into the ballot box shall we? Ok let's see… we've got…" Magasa dug around in the box and read the slips.
"We've got 7 votes for Hide and Seek, 2 vote for Volleyball, 3 votes for Basketball, 5 votes for Arcade and 4 for Other, who chose other?" Magasa asked. Duke, Seto, Yami Bakura, and Malik all raised their hands.
"Okies then Seto what do you want to do?" Magasa asked.
"Well personally and honestly I want to get the hell out of here as soon as possible but other than that, I want to play strip poker!" Seto said.
"Ok…. Um Malik how bout you?"
"Strip poker!"
"Yami Bakura?"
"Strip poker!"
"Duke-kun?"
"Strip poker!"
"Ok…. We'll play the games in the order of what game got the most votes! It's gonna be from the greatest amount of votes to the least amount of votes!" Magasa pulled a dry erase board out of a desk drawer and pulled a marker out of her pocket. She scribbled a few things on it and held it up.
"So the order of the games is gonna be… Hide and Seek, Arcade games, Strip poker, Basketball, and finally last but not least, Volleyball! Since it's so late right now the games are gonna be held tomorrow after breakfast! So get good nights sleep and be ready for one of the most funnest days in your lives! Nighty night everyone!"
END CHAPTER