You had better be happy that I'm updating I have a 101 fever be thankful.

Start of story: you and Hermione had become best girlfriend and you talked about what else guys, make up advice, clothes, crushes, cute guys, hair advice, and you gave Hermione a complete make over you started with her makeup then you went to hair then you did her nails. "I'm so glad Harry has such a good 'friend' and it is good to have a girl around to tell them what's best and to tell them if they are totally stupid."

"I'm glad Harry has a friend who stays with him during the summer. I'm so glad you are a witch! It will be good to have a girl to talk to. Ron will need some time to get used to having another girl around. To knock some sense into his adorable red head."

"He is cute isn't he?"

"Yes, he is. Harry is cute too isn't he?"

"Yes he is dreamy look I heard about Oliver, what's he like?"

"He is really cute! He is absolutely mad about quidditch, all girls in his year loved him, he was quidditch captain, and he was really muscular."

"Ooh! He sounds really hot!"

"Believe me he was, the twins aren't so bad looking themselves either."

"No they aren't. What do they do and why did they leave Hogwarts?"

"Well it's kinda a long story, here it goes there was an evil teacher named Umbridge she worked for the ministry of magic, senior undersecretary to the minister of magic, evil git she was.Well any way, she was also the hogwarts high inquisitor if she made a rule we were supposed to follow it well we didn't. As you can imagine. She was a horrible defense against the dark arts teacher she wouldn't even let us use our wands she said it was like we thought we were going to be attacked at any moment she didn't believe Harry when he said that v- voldemort came back last year, none of the ministry did. Last year also umbridge thought me Ron, Harry, Luna, Ginny and Neville. Me and harry lead her into the woods and the centaurs, half human half horse, came and beat umbridge she hasn't said another word since. Well live I said until last year the ministry of magic didn't believe that voldemort so when voldemort attacked the ministry of magic and battled with voldemort they kinda had to. They should have believed him in the first place but any way, during the battle with us and the death eaters the Order of the Phoenix showed up along with Sirius sigh oh Sirius at least he died like he wanted to in battle when Sirius died harry was so depressed. Well back to Umbridge and the twins. That vile umbridge took away Harry, Fred and Georges brooms so they couldn't play quidditch anymore. So Fred and George like any good pranksters set off a lot of Weasleys fire whizbangs and set off a portable swamp. And with that they summoned their brooms said 'Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat!' then they were gone. After that there were many many Weasley products set off and the charms teacher kept some of the portable swamp said it was a wonderful bit of magic. Now they have a joke shop at diagon alley."

"Well that was an incredibly long story. So how are the prankster princes store doing?"

"Really well, just as good as Zonkos in Hogsmeade. And Zonko's is really really popular."

"Well I might go work there some this summer after I get my wand of course."

"It would be interesting maybe Harry would go with you."

"Would you give it a rest Hermione. Don't push it. It will happen in good time."

"Well if you could hook me up with Ron..."

"Hermione why don't you just tell the boy? You've liked him forever."

"Yeah and you've liked Harry forever."

"Let's make a deal, okay."

"Okay. What is it?"

"I will tell Ron that you like him and you will tell Harry that I like him ok?"

"Ok."

"But not yet, maybe during the school year. Deal?"

"Deal."

"When am I going to Diagon Alley?"

"Probably tomorrow, does it seem quiet to you?"

"Yea it does listen." it was quiet, too quiet. "any way what's it like Hogwarts?" you said moving towards the door.

"Oh it's wonderful! When you first see it ,it is breathtaking there are so many floors and rooms yet to be discovered."you opened the door there was nothing there you heard some breathing.

"Strange." you stuck out your hand. "Never mind."you went back to your room. You whispered to Hermione."I think the guys are eavesdropping. Lets have some fun with them. Let's make them paranoid until we tell them we know that they were eavesdropping."

"So Paige, when are you going to pull that humongous prank on Harry and Ron?" you heard a gasp on the other side of the door. You laughed.

"Soon very soon, as soon as I get my wand we will be in business."

"I usually disapprove of pranks but if it is on Harry and Ron I will make an acception."

"Those boys need it don't they?"

"Yes they do and so does Malfoy."

"Malfoy?"

"Yes Malfoy is an evil, slimy, and sexy git."you knew she said the sexy part because Harry and Ron were standing outside the door. And you could hear there jaws hit the floor. You and Hermione laughed at this.

"What does he look like?"

"Well he has the most perfect blonde hair. And his eyes are ice blue, they make your heart melt. He has the most sexy bad boy attitude." You two laughed even harder as you heard the boys gasp outside the door.

"Let's go explore the house, I'm bored."You heard footsteps leading toward's the guy's room.

"We got them good didn't we?"

"Yes we did. Go us! High five.cheesy grin"so she showed you around the house it was pretty creepy but cleaner than what it was before from what Hermione told you.

"So do ya like the house?"

"Yeah."

"You wanna go and spook the boys?"

"Sure sound's fun!"So you walked over to the boys room. You opened the door and shouted "hey guys what's up?" they jumped so bad they both fell off their beds. You and Hermione were on the floor laughing.

"Bloody Hell Paige! That was not funny!"said Ron

"Oh yes it was!"you said still laughing. Then Harry was laughing. You loved his laugh.

"You guys are a bit jumpy today, why?"

"You know bloody well why."

You put on an innocent smile and said "no I don't what on earth you are talking about."

"Why did you do that and scare the bloody hell out of us?"

"Because we know."

"You know what exactly?"said Harry.

"Don't play dumb Mr.Potter, we know you were outside our door in your invisibility cloak. Listening to our conversation, now I'm not so sure I don't have a humongous prank planned for the two of you."

"How'd ya know I had an invisibility cloak?"

"You let it slip when you were talking to me this morning."

"Oh. So when do you get your wand?"

"Probably tomorrow, why?"

"No reason."

"Are we eating dinner soon?" said Ron.

"Is all you think about food?"said Hermione.

"Yes."

"Come on Ron." so you all went down to the kitchen to get some grub.

"How much of our conversation did you hear exactly?"

"Just when you said 'When am I going to Diagon Alley'."

"Good. Yall shouldn't have been eavesdropping in the first place."

"Were sorry Paige."

Ok! C ya! Next time you'll be going to diagon alley.