The Shaman Fight of the Arts Festival was taking part outside Kalim's stall. Mrs Smith, Horo Horo's grandmother against Brandi Kalim's ex-girlfriend who got Bono to dump him for her at Live 8. The Charity gig everyone wants to go to!
Mrs Smith was sick of Brandi's attitude that she decided to go settle it. With a shaman match.
I came to see how Kalim's business was doing when I met Horo Horo at the stall with Kalim and Horo Horo's spirit Kororo. I turned to look at the fight and was shocked to see Mrs Smith was a shaman.
"Mrs Smith is a shaman?" I freaked.
Horo Horo looked at me dimly "How do you think I am a shaman? Grannie was the best shaman of the Ainu people. Don't be fooled by her spirit though..."
Mrs Smith had a Penguim spirit called Pingu and Brandi had a Moutain Lion Spirit. You would think the Mountain Lion would win against the penguim. But you would be wrong. PINGU KICKS ASS! WHOO!
"Pingu into the umbrealla!"
"What will the umbrealla do to help Mrs Smith win this shaman fight?" I asked being dull.
"Fang integrate!"
We all laughed at Brandi's move she did. Big mistake.
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?"
We stopped laughing.
"Your fly is open," Kalim pointed out.
Brandi looks down and Kalim tipped Brandi over. We all laughed at Bradni even more. Brandi was more than keen to kick Mrs Smith down for interfering with her arguement with Kalim.
"Forget him! I'm ready!" Brandi called.
Mrs Smith stood still and smiled and nodded. Brandi pounced all the way to Mrs Smith but Mrs Smith used her Mana very well if I must say.
"Ice Beam!" Mrs Smith shouted.
She pointed the umbrealla at Brandi and Brandi started to get covered in ice. Till eventually she was frozen. Everyone watching all cheered her. That was short yet amazing. I have learned never underestimate Mrs Smith.
As I promised Kalim (Off screen) we went to see the Shaman Rock Band Laughing Souls. With Ryu's childhood friend, Washu! Yes, Washu! Yes... Yes... GOD DAM YES!
Washu was backstage with her other band members. Kalim and I were sitting with the audience. I was drinking Cherry Soda. I really do love Cherry Soda through a straw. Kalim had a glow-stick saying 'Laughing Souls'. Why the name Laughing Souls? Washu laughs alot. REALLY!
"I wonder what song she is gonna sing first?" Kalim asked waving his glow stick.
"It's only five o'clock in the afternoon. What time does this concert start?"
I took another sip of my Cherry Soda. Yoh and Co Feat. Ryu sat down beside us. Yoh sat next to me. He managed to get away from Anna.
"Hey Sliva! Do you like Laughing Souls too?" asked Yoh.
I put my head down in shame.
"He has a poster of Washu on his wall!" Kalim told them.
They all laughed at me.
"So does Yoh and he isn't ashamed of it," Manta pointed out.
Ryu got his banner out. It said 'Washu rules!' on it. It was huge that Kalim had to help him hold it up. Amidamaru had a video camera borrowed from Horo Horo. Everyone who saw thought it was the new floating camera from Currays! Thank god Modern Technogly is brain washing this world. What? I was being scarcastic.
"Whoo! Come out Washu!" Ryu cheered.
"I can't believe my niece is performing," Amidamaru said holding the camera.
Amidamaru was married to Washu's great great great great great (ok x 27 great I am guessing!) aunt also named Washu. She also looks like her too which is strange... But interesting!
The lights in the tent dimmed and a spot light appeared... on Hedgehog. HEDGEHOG! Misfortune 8 unfolded. Yes... Misfortune 8! What? I trust you to count for yourselfs and you don't bother!
Hedgehog had decided to steal the show. Lets give him a big cheer. No we won't. That pyshco was going more crazy by the minute. I thought he would be with his wife. My date Kate! (That's her real name. Hey! It rythmed... I should go into rapping!)
"Hello Laughing Soul fans!" he laughed.
"Hi Hedgehog!" Kalim waved.
Yoh tapped my shoulder "Is he the supporting act?"
"HE IS A PYSHCO! THAT LOVES ANIMALS! Mostly Hedgehogs and Squrrils... BUT HE CRAZY! HOW COME NO BODYGUARD STOPPED HIM!" I freaked.
Hedgehog turned to the left and all tied up was Washu. She looked worried and scared. At this point, I was getting to the stage where all this was totally over board and random. Why does the Great Spirit hate the Arts Festival? I walked on stage with the deck chair I was sitting on and walked towards Hedgehog.
"Hello friend!" He creeped (greeted creeped gettit? Forgetit!)
I hit Hedghog over the head with the chair and everyone cheered. Hedgehog was no happy bunny (Haha! I made another joke... forget it!) Hedgehog got one of his guns and fired it but it started to sing:
I heard all about,
What you can do,
But I got to know,
Is it true,
You tell me to trust what should I believe,
You promised so much, talk so deep,
You told me that your seriously,
But I got to know for sure,
You say that you want me baby but I heard it all before
"TALYOR DAYNE!" Ryu announced excited.
"Do you have the song, tell it to my heart?" asked Amidamaru.
Yoh smiled "I love that song."
"My dad likes Talyor Dayne."
Kalim got everyone in the audience to sing along to the chorus. He was speechless when that gun 'fired' Taylor Dayne is another one of his favourite singers...
"PROVE YOUR LOVE, GOT TO PROVE YOUR LOVE, IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME TONIGHT," they all sang.
Hedgehog looked at the gun very carefully...
"Oops. My singing gun. Stole it from a novelty store. NOW SHUT UP! I PREFER THE SONG TELL IT TO MY HEART! BUT THEY NEVER HAD IT!"
Hedgehog went into his pocket and got a real gun out. I then played the world's most easiest trick. The look behind you trick. Hehe...
"Look behind you! Taylor Dayne!"
Hey! I still had Taylor Dayne on the brain! Man! Her songs are catchy.
Hedgehog looked behind him and I grabbed his two guns. I didn't know which was which until I saw the little switch on one of them with intinals T.T.M.H and every Taylor Dayne fan should know that stands for Tell it to my Heart! Haha! So, the gun played two Taylor Dayne songs. Hedghog just had the song on Prove your Love.Was these guns made by VH1 to get her back in the Music Business? We will never know!
"Ha! But which gun is the real gun?" Hedgehog asked being a smart ass.
"This one," I replied.
I pulled the trigger and a BANG! The bullet flew right past Hedgehog who ran away like a little baby. I saved the concert and everyone was cheering me on. I rushed over to Washu and untied her. She hugged me straight away.
"Are you alright, Washu?" I asked.
Washu said nothing. She just hugged me and I felt so lucky. I mean she is Washu and I have a poster of her on my wall in my room! It was amazing. I bet Kalim was jealous.
"Thank you, Sliva," she whispered in my ear.
Later that night, Kalim and me were in our tent. After all that choas the concert was cancelled until tomorrow night. Tomorrow night was the poetry Contest Stand-up. I was left were two hard decesions to make... Concert or Contest?
To be Continued...
Author's Notes
I know! It wasn't as good as all the other chapters like I promied but it is hard to come up with all funny or shocking parts especially since I am near the end. Yeah, I am sad too about this. Don't worry I have more Sliva & Kalim ideas. Would anyone like to go on a see-saw? Hehe...