Meanwhile, back at Verona, Reece had convinced Friar Lawrence to marry Romeo and Juliet when they came to be executed. Conveniently, Romeo, Juliet, and a bunch of other partygoers walked in at that moment. Friar Lawrence politely asked the other partygoers to phase out of reality for a little while. They did. With Reece as witness, Romeo and Juliet were married.

Tybalt, Juliet's angsty cousin, did not phase out of reality when Friar Lawrence asked him to. Tybalt always did his best to fight the machine, and disobeying friars was his favorite way of displaying it. Tybalt knew it was physically impossible to disappear like that anyway. When he witnessed the marriage, Tybalt drew his sword and charged at Romeo in a gothic rage.

Prince Escalus chose this time to walk into the monastery with his royal train and personal guards. Among the people gathered to see the executions, Mercutio watched Tybalt's charge. "Tybalt! Thou, drawn inside a house of God against my homedogg Romeo, ye heartless hind! Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk?"

Tybalt's cape fluttered dramatically as he stopped his charge. Turning to Mercutio, he answered, "Bring. It. On."

Reece knew Romeo was too much of a wuss in this universe to try and stop the fight. Prince Escalus was watching the clash with a sadistic pleasure, Juliet was comforting Romeo, and Friar Lawrence had tripped in another hole. It looked like it was up to him to save the human race. Again.

However, before he could break up and get Mercutio killed, the doors of the monastery burst open and Ramya was explaining how violence was not the answer, honor without victory, and all that messianic stuff. Reece saw his plan unraveling at a rapid pace. His eyes turned red. "Part, fools! You know not what you do!"

Kyle brought out his 7-foot-long sword. His eyes turned red. "I'm the only one who's allowed to do that."

The two were attacking each other with a fury that only Miss Liptak was thought to behold. Tybalt and Mercutio paused to watch these two masters fight. The ring of metal on metal created a melody that forced Dan to have a slow dance with Juliet.

The dance became a tango as the two combatants' ferocity increased. Kyle's sword cleaved Royal Sentinel of Fair Verona #86 into two pieces. This act of brutality brought everyone back to reality. The party guests reappeared from the plot hole they had disappeared into. Romeo slapped Dan, screaming, "What are you doing with my wife?"

Dan did not have a reply. The music made him do it. Dan was saved from Romeo's wrath by the ever-timely Prince Escalus. "I charge you all of fighting in Verona! All of you shall be imprisoned in my citadel for life!" Escalus glanced at Reece's red eyes and Mercutio, Tybalt, and Kyle's swords. He also looked at Julie, who appeared to be about to yell at him. "Uh, except for those guys. You can leave them here."