Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from the Pirates of the Carribean movie, except Serenity/Silver.

Summary: Commodore Norrington falls in love with Lady Serenity. But Lady Serenity is actually Silver, Captain Jack Sparrow's partner. In other words, Lady Serenity is no lady, she's a pirate. What will happen when Norrington finds that out?

I need to squeeze in a description of Serenity/Silver.

Serenity long red hair, 5' 6", green eyes, usually seen wearing a silver (!) and red dress (the type of dress Elizabeth wore, but Serenity isn't wearing a corset, so she can breathe) and elegant black shoes

Silver long red hair tied back in a ponytail topped of with a white bandanna, one hoop earring (right ear), 5' 6" (5' 7" with her boots), green eyes, usually seen wearing tight black pants, silver tank top, and ankle high boots

Note -- Silver goes under the last name of Sparrow, Jack's last name, but they aren't married, it's just a disguise, Serenity goes under the name Mori, her true identity.

Chapter 1 Compliments

"Good day Commodore!" cried out a soldier.

"Good day indeed..." Commodore muttered to himself. Finally, three weeks since Elizabeth pronounced her true love for Will, he had healed. He was free from heartbreak, and was doing his daily inspection walk around Port Royal, which had seemed pretty calm.

Until the noise of a pulled shotgun.

Immediately, he ran toward the docks, where he found a wounded lady on the ground.

He picked her up and rushed her to the nearest healer. This was Commordore Norrington's first encounter with Lady Serenity.

Lady Serenity woke up. They just don't make beds like they used to...she thought, as the moved to what seemed the hundredth time among the bed, trying to find a comfortable position. Finally finding one, she closed her eyes and thought about how she was going to escape, when someone knocked on the door.

Opening her eyes, Serenity saw a doctor and Norrington walk in. The doctor did a few examinations on the scar on her right thigh. She had jumped at the exact moment the bullet came speeding toward her, and it had skimmed over her thigh.

"You'll be able to walk fine. Just give this scar a couple more days," the doctor said, and quietly left the room.

"Are you alright?" Commodore Norrington fumbled.

"You saved me?"

"Um...yes...yes, I did."

"You have my thanks. I'm quite fine. But this stupid bed is terribly uncomfortable. But I won't be here long. I need to be about on my business..."

"What do you do?"

Serenity paused for a moment. "Trading over seas," she simply said.

"May I ask your name?"

"Lady Serenity Mori. And yours?"

"Just call me Commodore Norrington."

Serenity gasped. "Norrington? As in the Norrington that has been chasing Captain Jack Sparrow? Amazing..."

"Well, we haven't caught him yet...but we have heard of his partner, Silver..." the commodore said modestly.

"Very interesting."

"What is a lady like you doing in the overseas trading business?"

"I have to make a living somehow..."

"True..."

"Would you accompany me around Port Royal? I've never had any shipments here, and wouldn't it be interesting to look around?" Ms. Mori inquired.

"If you are able, Madame, then of course."

"Well, I'm not disabled...let's go!"

"Now?" Norrington asked incredulously.

"Who knows how long my boss will let me stay here! We should get started right away!" she said, grinning. "But first let me dress!"

Commodore Norrington blushed. "Of course..." he mumbled, and quickly left the room.

Suddenly, Jack Sparrow's head popped out from the window.

"Jack! What the hell are you doing! Norrington was just here, and if he caught you!" Serenity hissed.

"Sorry luv, but when my beauty gets shot it's no laughing matter..."

"Is the Black Pearl ready to leave?"

"In 3 days. We've had some repairs to do."

"Get them done, I'll see to Norrington. Go, before someone sees you!"

"Of course luv. Right away."

"Jack?" she said, as he began to leave. "2:00 at the pub?"

Jack Sparrow grinned. "Meet you there Silver."

Serenity finished dressing, and opened the door. "Shall we go?"

"Yes...and may I compliment your divine beauty Lady Serenity."

"Compliments! I adore them!" she responded, as they left the building.

"Where to first, lady?"

"Just call me Serenity, alright? And I'd like to go to the docks. I've heard Port Royal holds the Interceptor. Isn't it the fastest boat in the seas?"

"Not any more. Bloody pirates blew it up. We do have the Dauntless, and our newest ship, the Unlimited, which is just as good as the Interceptor."

"So, the Unlimited is the fastest ship in the Caribbean?"

"Well, supposedly the Black Pearl is faster, but it's no real ship, now is it?"

"I believe it's out there. Where no men can find it..."

"Don't believe everything you hear...look, the Unlimited!"

Lady Serenity gaped at it. Already thoughts were running through her head. With those parts we can repair the Black Pearl faster! If only there was a way to get it... She turned her head towards Norrington and smirked.

"It's absolutely amazing! This makes my trading ship look like a toy boat. It's beautiful..."

"Like you, Lady Serenity."

"I'm flattered you think so, Commodore Norrington."

"Oh...it was just a thought..."

Serenity smiled. Time to turn up the charm. "But a wonderful thought it was. No one's ever told me anything of the kind. Actually, no one's given me a gift for my birthday in years! A little 'love' is always appreciated, kind sir."

"When is your birthday, lady?"

"Um...is today the 9th of April?"

"Yes."

"Then it's tomorrow! What a coincidence! How lucky am I, to be escorted by Commodore Norrington the day before my birthday. These kind of things never happen to me, and I treasure everytime it does..."

"What do you want most in the world?"

"A new ship. My trading ship is over 20 years old, handed down from my grandfather to my father to me. I've been searching for one affordable and something of good quality..."

"May I see your boat?"

"But of course! Come this way!" Serenity grabbed the commodore's hand and sped off.

Arriving at the guest docks, she scanned the dock for a dingy, old-looking boat. Finding one, she pointed to it, and said, "That's it!"

Norrington looked a bit disgusted. "You go overseas in that?"

"I really have no choice."

"It's nothing compared to the Unlimited, except, it's bigger in size, I'll give you that. Would you like the Unlimited? As a gift from me, I would be honored."

"And I would be delighted to except your offer." Suddenly, an old man appeared from the boat that was supposedly hers, and she quickly waved, wishing he would smile and wave back as if he actually knew her. Wave, you stupid old man, or meet the end of your days! Serenity glared at him, and the old man started waving in spite of fear. She relaxed and said to Norrington, "I must inform the captain. I'm meeting him at the pub..."

"The pub? Why on earth the pub?"

"Because it's one place where we both know the location."

"I'm quite sorry for my ignorant outburst. Forgive me..."

"You are forgiven. What is the time? 2:00? I'll meet you back at the Unlimited at 3:30."

"Alright. Well, I must go back to the Governor's house. He'll be expecting me..." And with that, he left.

Serenity walked into the pub, where she immediately saw Jack, who was cleverly disguised with his hair tucked up in an officer's hat, and wearing an officer's uniform as well!

Bloody pirate. Wonder where he got those? She grinned and walked toward him.

"Why, if it isn't Officer Jack. What brings you to the pub?" she said, toying with his face.

"You, me dear," Jack responded, putting his arm around her waist and pulling her towards him.

"I'm flattered..." she smirked, and the two of them suddenly started laughing.

"I can't believe he actually had the nerve to call me a divine beauty!" she cried.

"Luv, it's only the truth," the captain answered, taking a swig of rum.

"Gimme some!" Serenity said, grabbing the bottle from Jack's hand and chugging most of it down.

"Settle down! You'll drown yourself. Since when have you taken to the likings of that?"

"I haven't had a drink in a week, thank you very much. Everything's going to me head, and the only thing that can cure it is making up for lost time!" she snapped, then went back drinking.

"What about a kiss instead?"

"Nope. Not even a kiss. I really need this. Oh, by the way, Snorington gave me the Unlimited, so we can definitely use some of it's parts to repair the Black Pearl. Aren't you proud of me?"

"Proud of ye indeed," Sparrow said, giving Serenity a kiss.

"Ye know, when we get married, your initials'll be S.S..." he mummered.

"Yeegods! Marriage? Marriage only ties a man down! Well, in this exception, it'll tie me down too."

"As long as I'm tied down with you luv."

"Compliments! I adore them!" Serenity said, pointing her nose up in a snooty way while Jack laughed.

"How's the crew?" she asked once Jack's laughter died down.

"Great. The lot misses you though. No one's a singer like you, you know that."

"Only after you've told me thousands of times."

"Sing us a song."

"No."

"Please, luv, for me?"

"No!"

"Why not!"

"Because later, I'm teaching you the salsa. If I sing, no salsa."

"Will the salsa be on the bed?" Jack asked, grinning mischievously.

"No, it will be on the floor, where all dances take place. Don't spoil things, silly."

"Fine," he grumbled, frowning. "Can I at least have me rum back?"

"Here's the rest. I have to go meet Snorington at the Unlimited. How am I supposed to get it out of the docks to the Pearl without him?"

"Take him with you. Get out of docks together. Fall into water. Commodore goes in after you. Swim to other side and take the boat out to the Black Pearl. Come back later after we take the parts. Say that once you fell in, you saw pirates dragging you to the other side, who commandeered the ship, and made you captive. When they were drunk, you pushed them off the ship and steered back to Port Royal. Simple."

"Good idea. Buh-bye officer. It was a pleasure to see you!" Serenity stood up, kissed Jack, and flounced out of the pub.

Jack touched the spot on his cheek where Serenity's lips had once been. "The pleasure was mine."

I really hoped you liked it. I got the idea of starting a Pirates of the Carribean fan fic when I read one (it's on my favorite stories list). Please review! I really want your input!