Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, except Serenity/Silver.

Summary: Commodore Norrington falls in love with Lady Serenity. But Lady Serenity is actually Silver, Captain Jack Sparrow's partner. In other words, Lady Serenity is no lady, she's a pirate. What will happen when Norrington finds that out?

Chapter 3

Serenity paced back and forth in her dressing room. She was all dressed in her gown, a white lace sleeveless dress, and her hair in an up-do with curls down her face.

Elizabeth walked in, bringing Serenity's veil. "Serenity, everything's going to be alright."

"I know, but I just can't help feeling that something is going to go terribly wrong."

Elizabeth put the veil upon Serenity. "Got the ring?"

"Yeah...look, if things don't go according to plan you have to promise me that you and Will won't stand around. You have to promise me that you'll flee to the Black Pearl." Serenity's eyes grew wide with fear.

Elizabeth laughed. "Of course, but that's not going to happen. Everything is going to be fine! Don't worry about us, you should worry about yourself. Don't even think about you-know-who!"

"But, I have to! If Tom is suspicious about the marriage, and he thinks..."

"Tom loves you and you love him. He understands. And he knows who you really are Silver. He loves you for who you are. He won't mind!" Elizabeth sagely said.

"But, if..."

"No buts or ifs. If he had a choice to marry any woman in the world, it would be you. You know that."

Serenity smiled, looking in the mirror at her diamond necklace.

"That's from him isn't it?"

Serenity murmured, "Yes..."

"Is he coming to the wedding?"

"Yes, I've told him everything..."

"There! He'll understand then! Imagine that, your fiancé coming to see you get married off to someone else. That's so amusing!"

The two of them laughed, and when they stopped, Elizabeth looked at Serenity fondly.

"You look just like your mum..."

"Thanks...I mean for actually remembering me mum..."

"My mum, Serenity. Who knows how Norrington will react when he hears you talking like Captain Jack Sparrow. He's influenced you a lot, hasn't he?"

"Mmm..."

"It's time, Serenity. Ready to not get married?"

Serenity smiled. "Yes."


The Black Pearl was hidden inside a nearby cove, and from where he was standing, Jack could clearly see Sun Peak.

Suddenly, a strange man ran up to Silver, and they hugged each other tightly.

It's no big deal. That's probably just a friend of hers, or something...

He continued to watch them, and after talking, he saw Silver and the mysterious man kiss passionately.

Who the hell does he think he is?

Jack, she's not your girl...his mind argued with him

But I love her. And she always kisses me...

But not like how she's kissing that guy.

But last night...he argued

She was probably replacing you with that guy in her mind...

She wasn't!

She probably was. Stop arguing with me, you bloke. You'll just confuse yourself more than usual...

"Take that back you scurvy scoundrel!" Jack shouted. The entire crew stared at him.

"Get back to work!" the captain yelled, as everyone began to shuffle around again.

Anamaria walked up to Jack. "Captain?" she asked.

"Yes?"

I'm not part of the crew any longer."

"What? Why not, missy?"

"I...I'm...I'm getting married..." she stumbled.

"To who?"

"Supposedly that bloke over there," she said, pointing towards the man whose evil lips had collided with Silver's. "He's giving her the good-bye tonight, and once your plan is done then ours will begin..."

"Oh. Whatever mate..."


"Oy, Serenity!" shouted a familiar voice. Serenity turned around, flabbergasted to see Tom.

"Tom!" she cried, and he ran towards her, picking her up and twirling her around. He finally put her down and they gave each other a big hug.

"Serenity, you look beautiful."

"Thank you so much Tom."

"You still have my necklace?"

"Of course," she responded, and they kissed passionately, and Tom's tongue pushed onto her lips forcefully.

Serenity broke away. It's not the same...I wonder...she thought. "Do you still have the coin?"

"Um...well, you see..."

"Whom did you tell it to? What did you tell them? Why did you tell?"

"That's why I've come. It happened last night, I was at the pub, and Serenity, I was drunk, and I started blabbing random things out, and one of those things was..."

"You didn't tell them about Silver did you?" she whispered, grabbing the front of his shirt.

"No, I told them I was marrying Serenity, my little Irish queen..."

"NO! You didn't!"

"I'm sorry..."

"Sorry's not good enough. When are you getting married?"

"Today, after your plan..."

"So everything works out for you, you horrible little snitch. Not only do you tell a secret, you're getting married without paying, and your plan just weaves into mine! Great!" she raged, stomping off. She suddenly bumped into Norrington. "Commodore dear, come meet my old friend Tom," she said, dragging him towards Tom.

"Tom, this is my husband-to-be, Commodore Norrington. I'm marrying a respectable man, and not some whore from the pub!" she yelled.

"I feel sorry for you, commodore, because while you're a respectable man, Serenity is..." Tom started.

Elizabeth, who had heard everything from the beginning, ran up to Tom and elbowed him in the stomach.

"Oh, the stomach flu again, isn't it Tom? Very well, someone take him to the infirmary!" she said pleasantly, as Tom grabbed his stomach in pain. Turning towards Serenity, she nodded her head.

"Come this way, darling, and let's dance before we exchange our vows!" Serenity mock-squealed, and dragged Norrington towards the edge of the cliff, only 2 feet away.

"We're awful close towards the edge..."

"This is our last moment as single persons. The least we can do is have fun!" she cried, and the two of them started dancing.


From the Black Pearl, Jack saw Silver and Norrington dancing. Silver was really good, enchanting, even. Jack turned to look at Norrington and laughed out loud. The poor man obviously had two left feet, for he just switched from one foot to the other, while Silver twirled around and moved her body freely.

A loud thud awoke Jack from his entrancement, and he whirled around to find Anamaria with 2 pieces of luggage.

"I've packed everything, except the bed and the dresser. Those things were horrible, and Tom can always buy me new ones. If you want, you can chunk it overboard. It's not like anyone's going to use it..."

"What about Silver?" shouted a crewmember.

"You dogs aren't supposed to be askin' questions! Get back to work!" Sparrow hollered.

"I always thought Silver would stay in your room," Anamaria smirked.

"She needs a dresser though! And a bed!" cried two others of the crew, one of them including Mr. Gibbs.

"Enough already! We'll buy some furniture for Silver, savvy?"

"Aye, aye captain!" shouted the crew, and they went back to work.

"Well, I'd best be going..." Anamaria said, picking up her luggage. Jack grudgingly stared at her.

"Aren't you going to help me?"

"Nope. I'm not a gentleman. I'm a pirate, and a captain, and if you can't do it yourself you can throw them overboard..."

"Sheesh, no way! I'll do it myself, god..." she muttered, and trudged off the ship.


Serenity slipped the ring into her pocket, and turned towards Norrington.

"It's time!" she smiled weakly.

The entire wedding went smoothly, until the point where they were to represent each other with their rings.

"It's gone!" she cried. "I had it on my hand, so I wouldn't forget..."

"Is it in your pocket?" Norrington worriedly asked.

"Of course not silly, this dress doesn't have pockets!" she lied. Suddenly, she started searching the ground, followed by Norrington and Elizabeth. Will sat back in his chair and quietly laughed to himself.

Only inches from the edge, Serenity stood up. "I found it!" she cried, and pretended to stumble, falling off the cliff.

"Omigod, Serenity!" Elizabeth shrieked, and the commodore looked over the edge. "I'm coming!" he cried, when a hand grabbed him.

"Look!" Elizabeth said, pointing down at the water. Part of the plan was that Serenity was to take off her dress, wearing some of Elizabeth's clothes underneath. Elizabeth already put Serenity's clothes on the ship.

"You haven't married, it wouldn't be respectable to save her while she's plum naked. I'll go!" she cried, and dove into the water.

Suddenly Will came up behind him. "You let my fiancé dive off a cliff! Get the Unlimited ready, for god's sake!" he shouted, and Norrington rushed off to the docks.

Will jumped into the water. That was the signal for the Black Pearl to come out and bring them aboard.


Commodore Norrington arrived at the docks with a troop of his men. "Start the Unlimited for crying out loud! My wife fell off a cliff!" he roared.

Minutes later, one of the soldiers spoke, "Commodore, she's not working!"

"Not working? Why not?"

Men started to inspect the ship.

"All her parts, they've been replaced with bungled ones!"

"Pirates," he muttered to himself. "Fine! We'll take the Dauntless!" he commanded.

They finally got the Dauntless started. Commodore Norrington stood at the aft (the very front) and said to himself, "I'm coming Serenity."


Oooh! What's this coin that Serenity's talking about? And who knew (besides me) that she was part of the Irish royal family? I hoped you liked it! Please read and review!