Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from the Pirates of the Carribean movie, except Serenity/Silver.

Summary: Commodore Norrington falls in love with Lady Serenity. But Lady Serenity is actually Silver, Captain Jack Sparrow's partner. In other words, Lady Serenity is no lady, she's a pirate. What will happen when Norrington finds that out?

Chapter 6

"Jack! Jack!" screamed Silver, who was running around the entire ship looking for the captain. With, of course, no success. She finally found him in the storage room by himself singing. God, please don't be drunk!

"Jack, Snorington's here! He's coming!" She got no response from Jack. Silver walked up to him and shook Jack fiercely by the shoulders. He just smiled, said, "Hi ye Silver," and fell asleep. Or passed out. One of those.

Silver kicked Jack in the shins, and stomped off. She was muttering to herself, and almost bumped into Will.

"...Stupid captain, when ye need him the most he's half-dead, I swear, when he wakes I'm going kick him in the..."

"Kick him in the what Silver?" Will asked charmingly.

"That's not important, the commodore is here. Look!" she cried out, pointing behind them and handing Will the telescope.

Will smiled. "I wonder why the commodore would be in Tortuga?"

"Ye idiot! He's here to get me, and I'll have to marry him!"

Will's smile automatically turned into a frown. "Oh, we better go then."

Elizabeth walked out and grabbed Will. "Will, the commodore is here! Look!"

"I know already!"

"Oh."

Suddenly Jack walked out, rubbing his head. "What'd I miss?"

Silver cursed at him and stalked up to Jack. "For ye information, the commodore is right behind us, and either we scramble into Tortuga and get chased like hell 'til he catches us, or we sail off without supplies."

"Oh," responded Jack, who frowned.

Silver rolled her eyes and slapped Jack. Satisfied, she ran towards the wheel and ordered out, "Men, we have a situation on our hands. The commodore is right behind the ship, and either we run for Tortuga and get captured but get our supplies, or we leave right this instant and forget the supplies, savvy?"

Elizabeth ran up towards Silver and whispered, "There's another option."

"What?"

Elizabeth and Silver starting quietly discussing things and then Silver shrugged and said, "It's worth a shot. Let's go."

The two of them rushed into Will and Elizabeth's cabin.

Once inside, Silver put her hands on her hips and said, "You're kidding right? You want me to surrender myself to the commodore?"

"Silver, you'll be 'supposedly' pregnant. The commodore knows it's not his, and you have to swear that it's not one of the pirates, but all you know is that it's a part of you, and the commodore should respect that. Also mention that you're late for work, and you're boss doesn't like slackers. Act weepy too. And keep muttering to yourself, "He's going to fire me," loud enough for the commodore to hear."

"But E, I don't work in the trading over seas! There'll be no boat to sail off into. That boat is probably gone..."

"He gave you the Unlimited!"

"We swapped its parts with the Pearl!"

"Ask him to fix it!"

"I won't have a boss, or a crew!"

"We'll get you one!"

Silver finally gave in. "Alright, but to tell you the truth, I don't look very pregnant..."

"I'll fix that!" responded Elizabeth, who then began to bustle about the cabin looking for something to stick under Silver's dress to appear pregnant.

"Here, use this!" she cried out, handing Silver a small pillow and a scarf.

"Okay then, help me!"

Elizabeth nodded and grabbed Serenity's dress. "Sorry, but you'll need to put on a..."

Silver immediately backed away shaking her hands. "No, not the 'c' word, I absolutely refuse!"

"You have to wear a corset!"

Silver looked up at the ceiling and moaned. "God help me!"

Once the corset was on, Elizabeth put the pillow on Silver's lower stomach and secured it with a scarf. Finally, after convincing a very fussy Silver that it was for the good of the entire crew and herself, she got the dress on.

"We'll dock into Tortuga, and you'll stand on the dock waiting for Norrington to come get you."

Elizabeth started for the door, but then she realized Silver wasn't following her.

"What's wrong?"

"Won't it look strange...that one minute I'm normal, I go into your cabin and then when I come out I'm...what...pregnant? After all, I've only been gone for a couple of days..."

"You could say that you've been pregnant, but you didn't know, and it just now started showing?"

"I guess...but once everyone on deck starts laughing at me you better explain why I look like this," she said, pointing at her stomach.

"Of course, now come on!"

Elizabeth walked out, with a very reluctant Silver towed behind her.

The first people to see the new transformation were Jack and Will. Jack screamed and Will looked at Elizabeth, then at Silver, then at the bulge. He nodded and said to Elizabeth, "Very realistic darling. You're a genius!"

"Thank you Will. Does she look pregnant, but not too pregnant?"

"She looks fine darling..."

"She sure as hell does not! What happened?" bellowed Jack.

Elizabeth started to say something, but Silver nudged her. "Well Jack...I'm leaving. Back to the commodore."

"What!"

"It's for the best," she sighed. "I can't travel with you, and I have to go home with my husband to take care of our baby..."

"Our baby? His baby? You did it...with that man?"

"Maybe. Maybe not. I just know that's a part of me, and Norrington is my husband, and has custody over it as well."

"Ye just said Norrington. Ye didn't say Snorington...are you alright? Luv, your acting all like...Elizabeth." Jack walked up toward her and started to feel her forehead for a fever.

"Hey!" cried in Elizabeth.

"This is not savvy, are you feverish?"

"Do I feel hot?"

"No, but you look like it, luv," responded Jack who smirked.

"I don't have time for this, I have to go back to my husband." Silver said bitterly.

"You don't have to..."

"It's for the best..."

Jack and Silver stared into each others eyes coldly, and Silver then began to laugh, along with Elizabeth and Will.

"What's going on here?" asked Jack.

"It's a pillow. We're going to trick the commodore!" shrieked Silver, who had tears coming out of her eyes as she laughed. "Man that was good, ye totally fell for it!"

"The commodore will bring her home, and she will insist persistently that she needs to do her job because she refuses to sit around. The commodore already knows that she's well...a bit different than other ladies..."

"Irish temper it is!" Silver yelled. Realizing what she just said, she covered her mouth and said, "Whoops..."

Will laughed, "We already know..."

"Take Gibbs with you. He'll be your captain. Take the Unlimited back here and we'll meet up with you back here. Don't take long Silver!"

"A crew?"

"Ask him to bring some of his troops...in order to ensure your safety. You can just push them overboard or something after they get the boat started."

Silver put her game face on and exhaled deeply. "Okay, let's do this."

Will smiled at Elizabeth, then looked at Silver and Jack. Suddenly he shouted, "Dock the ship!" and other orders, and many "Aye aye!"s were heard.

"Jack, come help me with my things," Silver said, striding towards Jack's cabin.

He rolled his eyes and muttered, "Women!" before taking a swig of rum and following her.

By the time Jack got inside the cabin, Silver was finished, and started for the door. But before she could get there, Jack closed the door behind him.

"Jack, move."

"Luv, can't I just say something?"

"Yes."

"Okay--" Jack started as he put down the bottle and began to speak with his arms, when he was interrupted by an impatient Silver.

"Very well, now shove off!"

"You said I could say something!"

"And ye did. Ye said, 'Okay.' Can I go now?"

"No Silver, listen to me."

"Jack, must we always go through this? I do love you, you know that. But ye know just as well as I that you bounce off of women like a rabbit every time you get bored with the one you have." Silver's eyes started to water.

"Silver luv..."

"Don't 'luv' me Jack! I'm not going to get hurt like the last time!"

"That was different! How many times to I have to tell ye that she kissed me!" Jack groaned.

"Okay, she might have kissed ye, but who was the smiling like an idiot afterwards?"

"But--"

"No Jack. Now shove off, or I'll haul you along with me. Won't the commodore be happy to catch Captain Jack Sparrow?"

Jack started to speak, but then closed his mouth. "How come you don't tell him?" he asked, changing the subject.

"Tell him what?"

"That you know where Captain Jack Sparrow is?"

Silver walked towards Jack, dropping her bag. "Because I love Captain Jack Sparrow," she whispered, and kissed Jack. He wrapped his arms around her and they were locked together for that long moment.

Finally, Silver broke away and said, "Also, he'll ask me if I know who Silver is. I can't tell him that now, can I?"

"No, ye can't," mummured Jack, and leaned in for another kiss. Silver giggled, and put her finger upon Jack's lips.

"Come now, I have to leave!"

Jack pouted and reluctantly let go of Silver, but not before pecking her on the cheek.

Silver walked out of the cabin, when Elizabeth said, "Okay, it's time!"

Silver sighed and stepped on the dock. "Bye, and I'll see ye in...three days?"

Will cried out, "Yes. Oh, and don't forget Gibbs!" He then shoved Gibbs onto the dock, who pouted and muttered, "They better not leave me like the last time!"

Silver just laughed, and waved to the ship behind The Black Pearl. Which, of course, was The Dauntless.

Commodore Norrington was looking through his spyglass at the Pearl when his eyes wandered off towards the dock. Gasping, he cried out, "There she is! She's on the dock! Get her, men!"

Everybody scrambled to their positions to dock the ship, and one soldier asked, "What about the Black Pearl, sir?"

"The only reason we chased after that god-forsaken boat is to find my wife. Now that she's safe, there's really no reason to follow it..."

"But Jack Sparrow's on that ship!"

The commodore frowned, then replied, "We shall follow it, though I do hope that Serenity would not mind."

Serenity and Gibbs were finally upon The Dauntless, where Serenity cried out, "Commodore darling!" and rushed up to her husband and gave him a hug.

"Serenity, I'm glad you're safe," he responded. He smiled at her, then shouted, "Follow that ship!"

Serenity gasped and hastily cried, "But Norrington, look at me!" She pointed towards her stomach and the Commodore's eyes looked bewildered.

"Did a pirate do this to you?"

"No. But I really think we should head back to Port Royal. I don't know if I could stand being pregnant on a ship again."

She gave him pleading eyes, and he gave in. "Men, we're going back to Port Royal!"

"Yes sir!" shouted the crew, and the crewmember that convinced the Commodore to follow The Pearl asked, "But Commodore, Jack Sparrow...?"

Norrington's face got red as he shouted, "Can't you see that my wife is pregnant? She can't stand the conditions! Now get this ship back to Port Royal!"

He turned towards Serenity and said, "Serenity dear, why don't you retire to my cabin? You must have had a rough day..."

"You have no idea," responded Serenity, as she swiftly walked towards the cabin and shut the door.

I am sooooo sorry this is sooooo late! I've been super busy, and then my laptop broke, so we went to the new Best Buy (they just built it!) to get a new one...hope you liked it though! Please review!