A/N: I'm not trying to downplay abuse, I'm just showing that Mary Sues always have horrible abusive problems, and then somehow help Paige defeat Dean, and their problems are always fifty bazillion times worse than hers.

Maryanne ran home and threw herself onto the bed. This was all just too much for her to bear. The elephant stepping on her had been horrible, but it wasn't the worst thing that had ever happened to her. She thought back to how her life had been before she came to Degrassi. After evil slave driving fae molesting puppy kickers arrived at Hogwarts, and tore her wings off, Rayne had to change her name, and deny her faehood. Now, she was stuck at Degrassi, while time ran out for her only living relative. Perhaps Harry had been through a difficult childhood, but Maryanne had been raised by a herd of elephants with mad cow disease. That was so much worse, and no one understood.

Maryanne ran her fingers through her shimmering, luscious, golden hair that was soft as silk, and bright as the sun itself, radiating vibes of beauty and summer, of aphrodisiac hotness. She only wished that ever time she looked in the mirror, her sexy hair didn't make her think of the time when someone tore half of it out and tried to strangle her with it to make her do slave labor. It was all too much for her to bear.

A single tear that had no effect on Maryanne's non-waterproof mascara fell from her crystalline, bright blue eyes, and she ran outside, where it was raining, just to make her misery more dramatic, to cry out her pain.

"Hi, I'm scary," Dean said.

Maryanne pulled out her wand and shouted, "Avada Kevadra," and Dean died. Seconds later, a wizard showed up.

"You aren't supposed to use magic outside of Hogwarts."

Maryanne opened her wallet, and showed him her I'm a Mary Sue, so I can do whatever I want license that she had earned for being cute, nice, smart, loveable, and having a really pretty singing voice. But then she realized that she was a murderer too, and started crying.

Moments later, Casper, the Friendly Ghost arrived. "Will you be my friend?" Casper asked.

Maryanne cried even harder, because no one alive really knew who she was inside.

"I just wish I could get to know that girl," Marco said. "I'm gay, but just looking at her makes me want to be straight."

"Oh, yeah," Paige said. "But you'll have to beat me to it."

"Me three," Manny smiled.

"HEY!" Spinner said.

"What?" Manny asked.

"I WANT HER!" Spinner argued.

"We can both have her," Manny said.

"Okay," Spinner said.

But they didn't know that she was in pain, and that the pain was painful and it hurt, so they really didn't know anything.

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A new song comes on about Girls vs. Boys.

The boys are acting like real jerks

But sticking together has its perks

The girls shouldn't trust them cuz they're mean

This game really isn't clean

I would throttle someone if I were Colleen

A bunch of cartoon kids in ugly clothes try to rap.

Beautiful Soul comes on and I don't shoot myself just because I'm nice like that.

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"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh! Don't they know duh-grah-see is back?"

Paige sat in a bathroom stall, crying.

"Oh, Paige, what is it?" Maryanne asked, being the compassionate, wonderful person she was.

"I'm just so glad that you got rid of Dean. I was so scared," Paige said.

"It's okay because five hundred tomatoes attacked me at a department store once, so I know how you feel," Maryanne said.

"I think what happened to me is a little more serious," Paige insisted.

"Yeah, it is, and I'm being a total bitch for not realizing it, but if it weren't for my troubled past I would be more caring."

"Oh, right. Didn't you get stepped on by an elephant?"

Maryanne started crying and ran out of the room.