Before we begin this installment, I'm about to give you NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE OF THE NEXT SEASON OF DEGRASSI!

Craig is walking down the street.

OMG! OMG! OMGOMGOMG!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Uh huh! You saw it! Degrassi goes there. And, I can tell you one thing. It's goanna be IN-TENSE!

Craig walked into the room, and Manny was sitting there. So was Ashley. It made him sad. "Damn it!" he screamed. This was a very frustrating situation for him. Suddenly, the veins in his eyes began to poke out, and his muscles began to grow. His skin began to take on a greenish hue, and his shirt tore apart. Manny would have started giggling happily, except for the fact that he was green and icky looking.

He picked up a desk, and threw it on the floor. "RAR!" he shouted.

Manny screamed, and as she did, she felt her hand slip into Spinner's, for those of us who only watch Degrassi for the romance.

Just as Craig's Hulk form smashed a desk, Maryanne's graceful, radiant figure sailed through the door. "You seem a bit angry," she said. "But I'm not afraid of you," she said, in one of those sexy whispers. "Because I understand that, deep inside, you're hurting."

Suddenly, a tear formed in Craig's eye and he suddenly reduced to his normal form. He still wasn't wearing a shirt, but he threw his arms around Maryanne, and cried his eyes out.

"Manny, are you okay?" Emma asked, in an extremely obnoxious high-pitched voice.

Manny sighed. "I'm all grown up now, Emma. I don't need to resort to childish whining."

Maryanne climbed on top of one of the desks. "Okay. I know I said that there was enough of me for everyone, but I've decided to date Craig now, so Manny, you have to stop dressing hotter than I do or I'll never help you cheat on Spinner again."

Manny fell on the floor, and started having a tantrum.

Spinner gasped, stepped out of his seat, and faced Maryanne. "Hey, wait a second! I thought you were helping me cheat on her. You mean you helped her cheat on me? At the SAME TIME?"
Maryanne pulled her I'm a Mary Sue So I Can Do Whatever I Want identification card out of her purse. "Does that answer your question?"

Ashley shook her head in shock. "Wait. Craig is my fiancé! You can't take him away."

"But Ashley, she needs me," Craig said sincerely. "She was stepped on by an elephant as a young child, and I can't just expect her to get over that."

Craig and Maryanne stepped out of the classroom, and started making out.

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Emma was on edge the entire day, waiting for something horrible to happen. Was the video some sort of threat? And, how had Maryanne known when she watched it? There was nothing Emma feared more than becoming an OOC. That was why something had to be done.

But, seeing as Emma didn't have a plan, she fell on the floor and started bawling.

That was when Heather Sinclair approached her. "You're not the only one who's not in love with Maryanne," Heather offered.

"Really?" Emma asked sarcastically. "Who isn't? Marco?"

"Actually, she got him too. I'm not either. I probably would be if she weren't my cousin, but I am starting to get a bit jealous of all the attention."

Emma's eyes fell out of her head and rolled around on the floor. She picked them up, and shoved them back in their sockets. "YOU'RE MARYANNE'S COUSIN?"

Heather nodded. "Actually, that's what I'm supposed to say. But, in reality we're fraternal twins separated at birth. We both have super powerful powers, but seeing that she was part vela, she was the only one they kept. I didn't get any of the pretty genes, so I still look like this. I heard that Paige and Hazel are going to try to get fake Mary Sue ID cards. That's not going to work…but if we tell Maryanne, it'll distract her long enough for us to sneak out of the TV and write her out of Degrassi's scripts. Then, if we're really lucky, I'll actually be a regular character."

"Doesn't that sound a bit risky?" Emma asked.

"It's your personality," Heather said. "You decide."