A Wild and Wacky Day At The Treehouse

Numbuh 1 was walking towards Numbuh 3's room working on what to say.

Meanwhile, Numbuh 3 was staring through a hole on her wall which had Numbuh 4's room on the other side.

Numbuh 4 was changing his clothes in then. He was putting on his underwear when suddenly, Numbuh 2 burst into the room wearing nothing but a toga wrapped around his middle

'AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!' Numbuh 4 screamed like a girl and used his hand to cover his exposed area 'GET OUT!' he yelled pointing to his door.

Numbuh 2 squeaked and covered his eyes to get the naked picture out of his head and ran blindly to the door but hit the wall instead (where the hole in the wall was)

Numbuh 2 looked down at Numbuh 3 who was still looking through the hole. 'What the heck are you doing?'

Numbuh 3 looked away, blushing. Numbuh 2 ran outside of the rooms, just as Numbuh 1 came into Numbuh 3's room.

"Numbuh 3, I have to tell you something," he said. "I-"

"Oh, Nigie!" came Lizzie's voice from the hall. "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

"Oh no," Numbuh 1 said. "Numbuh 3, I…I…I lllllll…oooooo…vvvvvvv…eeeeee you," he choked out.

"Really?" Numbuh 3 asked. "Me too."

She leaned in and they kissed. Just then, Lizzie walked into Numbuh 3's room.

"WHAT?" she yelled. She ran to the couple, like a football player, but Numbuh 3 stuck out her foot and Lizzie tripped, right into Numbuh 4's room. He was getting new undies, because his other ones were too small.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Lizzie screamed. "Shield your eyes!" Numbuh 4 said. Lizzie did as told and covered her eyes. When she took her hands away from her eyes, Numbuh 4 had his undies and a sweatshirt on.

"GET OUT!" he yelled. He dragged Lizzie to the hole, and threw her to the other room. He saw Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 3 kissing.

"What the-?" he asked.

"Oh, Numbuh 4," Numbuh 3 said, her cheeks flushing a deep pink. She was about to say something when Lizzie stopped her.

"Nigie, how dare you?" screamed Lizzie. "I thought you were my boyfriend!"

"I was," said Numbuh 1. "But I found love somewhere else." He glanced over at Kuki.

"Numbuh 3, how could you kiss him?" Numbuh 4 asked.

"Well, sorry," Numbuh 3 said, "but I was always in love with our leader, not you Wally."

Meanwhile, Numbuh 5 was at Moonbase. She was talking to Numbuh 86. "C'mon, Numbuh 86. Just come and tell him how you feel."

"NO!" shouted Numbuh 86.

"Well, girl, that's your problem then," Numbuh 5 said. With that, she left the room. She was about to enter her rocket to get back to Earth when someone stopped her. It was Numbuh 274 or Chad.

"Hello, Abby," he said.

"Hello, Chad," Numbuh 5 said with disgust.

"Numbuh 5, I quit helping the teens."

"You did?" Numbuh 5 asked. Chad nodded.

"Well, in that case, come to Sector V with me," Numbuh 5 said. She suddenly became cheerful.

They entered the rocket when Numbuh 86 came running to them.

"I changed my mind. I'm gonna tell Numbuh-," she stopped at the sight of Chad.

"What is that teenager doing here?" she commanded.

"He's on our side," Numbuh 5 explained. "And he's coming with us."

"Whatever," Numbuh 86 glared at Chad. "I still don't trust him."

They headed into the rocket and blasted off to Earth.

Numbuh 2 headed into Numbuh 3' room.

"Uhhhhhh… Numbuh 1, I got a message from Moonbase that Numbuh 5 is coming back…with a visitor," he said uneasily.

"OK," Numbuh 1 replied. Suddenly, Lizzie grabbed Numbuh 2's arm.

"If you won't be my boyfriend, Nigel Uno, then this boy will, whether he likes it or not!" she said, taking Numbuh 2's other arm. "Let's see how jealous you are, Nigel, when I'm dating your best friend!"

"Numbuh 1-," Numbuh 2 started, but then Lizzie kissed him. On the lips. She stopped kissing him, but then dragged him out of the room.

"Numbuh 1, help me!" Numbuh 2 bawled. "Help me!"

"Bye Numbuh 2!" Numbuh 3 called. "Don't forget to write!"

"Let him deal with it," Numbuh 1 said. "Now he knows what I've been through." Numbuh 3 giggled, but stopped when she saw the look on Wallabee's face. It was a mixture of shock, sadness, and anger.

"Look, I'm sorry Numbuh 4 but I don't like you like that," Kuki said. "I like Nigel."

"Yes," Nigel said and Kuki kissed him. "Now shut up Numbuh 4," he said as he saw Numbuh 4 open his mouth to say something.

"I, WILL NOT BE SILENCED!" Numbuh 4 yelled and stated at the same time.

Numbuh 1 put his arm around Kuki and they headed to the main room to wait for Numbuh 5, leaving Wally behind.

"You know, Chad, I always thought you were kinda cute…" Numbuh 5 said as they entered the Treehouse.

Numbuh 86 looked disgusted, while Chad said, "The ladies dig the cute blonde. You know something, Abby, I always thought you were cool…" Chad leaned in and kissed her, right in front of Numbuhs 1 and 3.

"Numbuh 5, what are you doing?" cried Numbuh 3 as Lizzie and Numbuh 2 barged in, kissing as well.

Numbuh 1's response to Kuki was, "She's fraternizing with the enemy, that's the she's doing. But what the hell? Almost everyone is kissing, so why don't we?"

Kuki nodded and kissed Nigel. Numbuh 86 backed away and bumped into Numbuh 4, who just entered the room.

"What the crud is going on here?" he asked as he saw that almost everyone was kissing.

"It's a long story," Numbuh 86 replied.

"And what are you doing here, Fanny?" he asked, annoyingly.

Fanny wanted to make a rude comeback, but she didn't as she saw Numbuh 4's look of sadness as he stared at Numbuhs 1 and 3 kissing.

"I can't believe he took my girl," he said in a faint voice.

"Numbuh 3 is no one's property," Numbuh 86 said quietly. Then, she added something. "Uhhhhh…ummmm…about that subject…er, love," Fanny added nervously. "I always thought you were cute, and…uhhhhh…I, I, I love you." She choked out the last words.

Numbuh 4 just stared at her and said, "Fanny, I mean, Numbuh 86, I always thought you were rough, on the outside, and I think your hairstyle is cool, and…" he leaned in and they kissed.

Now EVERYONE was kissing and that was the end to this bizarre day.

Varsha: I might have forgotten to mention, that our story is made for absolute nonsense. It's a fanfic made of what will never ever happen in a million years. It's just for comedy and entertainment. I believe in these pairings: 3/4, 1/5 or 2/5

TelepathicPrincess: And I wrote Chapter 2, just as Varsha wrote chapter 3 (We both wrote Chapter 1)