Raving Randomness

7th August...I think...

A/N: Hey! Me (Nyviay) and Cyraxis thought of these AGES ago, during a particularly boring Geography lesson...and a very tiresome science lesson...and we discussed it in French ( lessons, you dimwit, we're not THAT good) and German...History...P.E...Religious Studies...you get the idea. Sorry for anyone who HAPPENS to be a fan of Auron ( ahem, Auron's Fan) or Seymour ( I know there are some out there...whether they are insane I don't know.) Anyway, enough of this...ENJOY!

Limericks

There's a place called GuadoSalam,

Where the leaders half Guado, half Man,

Men make him randy,

Because he's a pansy,

And supports his hairstyle with jam.

xxx

Tidus was a blitzer from Zanarkand,

Whose fans all thought him so grand,

In the Sphere Pool,

Trying to act cool,

As they cheered and waved from the stand.

xxx

A legendary Guardian called Auron,

Whose friends all thought him a Moron!

He came back from the dead,

And HAD lost the thread,

That Legendary moron named Auron.

Mikka Becko

(to the tuna of 'Frere Jacques') for all of you that have read our extremely INSANE story " Tidus and his Banjo" ( if not...HINT HINT, COUGH COUGH, REVEIW REVEIW) you will understand where these poems are from.

Mikka Becko, Mikka Becko,

He was bad, he was bad,

Climbing down the tree trunks,

Climbing down the tree trunks,

With sticky pads, sticky pads

The Ninja Weasel

(to the tune of 'pop goes the weasel')

If ever you are in danger,

Or simply have the Measles,

Call upon the Ninja Rodent,

ERMALILY WEASEL!

If ever you are losing a fight,

Are maybe covered in Treacle,

Call upon the Ninja Rodent,

ERMALILY WEASEL!

Yankee Doodle (our version)

( To the tune of 'Yankee Doodle')

Yankee Doodle went to town,

Riding on a Gecko,

Put the lizard in a cape,

And called it Mikka Becko!

The lizard was a Humanoid,

And it was pure evil,

It tried to dominate the world,

But was thwarted by a Weasel!

The summoner

( to the tune of 'I'm a little Teapot')

I'm a little Summoner,

Weak and small,

I'm so pathetic cuz I'm four foot tall,

When I come to face Sin,

I know that:

He'll throw me up and squash me flat!

A/N: Sorry It's so short, there will be even FUNNIER limericks when Cyraxis can remember them all. She's on holiday at the moment...and I'm lonely...and scared...

Or not.

But if you enjoyed being one of the fortunate (or unfortunate, in some cases) people that gets an exclusive peak at the songs and stories Nyviay and Cyraxis come up with, PLEASE REVIEW!

Ha...ha...haha it's not like a review maniac or anything...ha...no...of course not!...where did you get that idea?

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Nyviay + Cyraxis xxx