(A/N: my turn! Muahahahahahaha!)

Each boy was charmed with some interesting spells. Lily had first used a color spell (of course), so each boy was Slytherin green, and had metallic silver hair. Okay, so I lied. If Sirius and James had hair, it would be metallic silver. Instead, their shiny, bald, heads were silver. They both had 'LOZER' tattooed on their foreheads in neon pink. The clothes they wore, and all clothes they owned were magenta with bright pink hearts that clearly read 'I am a poof'. They both had webbed toes (actually, I think James already had webbed toes, but let's not tell anyone, shall we?). And to top it all off, they both had a crap load of makeup on. They looked at each other, then back in the mirror.

"EVANS!" Was the simultaneous bellow. As soon as the word erupted from their lips, an illusion of a bludger began attempting to smash them. Of course, they didn't know it was an illusion, as it was a very good one. They both shrieked like little girls and dove under Peter's bed.

Lily opened the door, looking insanely innocent. "You rang? Wherever you are?"

"Take the damn bludger away!" whined Sirius.

Lily, smothering giggles, waved her hand, and the bludger faded. "All right, you big, tough, Marauders, the ball is gone." They crawled out from under the bed. Lily, of course, burst into hysterical laughter. After fifteen minutes of convulsing on the floor, she stood up. And her mind fell slightly to the gutter. "Ew, what were you two doing under there? Snogging? Haha, James and Sirius, poofs!" Fifteen more minutes of convulsing on the floor followed.

"Lily, you bitch, snap out of it!" shouted James. "And put us right!"

"I'm sorry, Lily's not here right now. Please leave a message after the tone," she said in a recorder voice. Of course James and Sirius were very confused, as they were both purebloods. Lily rolled her eyes. "Set yourselves right. If you can." With that, she snatched both their wands from the bedside table and ran to the Great Hall, giggling madly.

Of course, James and Sirius followed. This was a mistake, considering what they looked like. They rushed into the Hall, and were met by complete silence. Okay, so it wasn't complete silence. Lily was convulsing on the floor, having levitated their wands, and her own to the top of the Great Hall and a crap load of girls were crying because James Potter and Sirius Black were poofs. A few actually fainted. Anyway, Lily levitated her wand as well so they couldn't get their hands on it, and she could do magic without it, anyway.

Sirius realized what happened first, and sank down onto a bench. He slammed his head onto the table. Okay, not the table, but a plate that was sitting on the table. He raised his head, but the plate came with it. Thoroughly startled, he tried to pull it off, but his hands stuck as well. So now Sirius's hands and head were stuck to a plate.

All of a sudden, everything metal in the Hall flew at James, as if he had become a magnet. I mean, he always joked he was a girl magnet… Anyway, when I say everything, I mean everything. And everything that flew at him stuck. A few students were thrown against James as their braces pulled them across the hall.

Lily was practically hyperventilating. McGonagall gave her a look, but didn't say anything, as she had been waiting for someone to give Black and Potter a taste of their own medicine.

"Professor McGonagall!" whined James. "Do you see what she's done to us?"

McGonagall's lips twitched ever so slightly. "I see nothing out of the ordinary," she said calmly. A white ferret started flying around the room. Everyone except Snape thought it was amusing. Snape didn't notice, as he was running around frantically, calling for Lucious Malfoy, who seemed to have disappeared.

All of a sudden, the ferret came flying at James, attracted by it's braces. "Evans is dead," he whispered as the ferret became attached to James.

Ummm...3 again, but none from Sami this time! Thanks!

Clueless