I am so great- ch. 3
I am back. I attempted giving Voldemort my autograph and you know what he did? He tried to kill me again!! He's horribly mental. I am staying away from him from now on. Anyway, as I was making my way back to the Gryffindor common room Draco Malfoy stopped at me and said "What's the matter Potter, lost your bottle of shampoo? That must be why your hair is so full of dirt." I said " No, young Draco , I was practicing my superior Defense Against the Dark Arts skills by fighting the horrible Voldemort, my hair may be a bit dirty, but you can rest assured that I am fully intending to go take a nice, long, hot shower." He walked away with his nose in the air. I cannot believe how disrespectful that boy is. He must know that you are not supposed to call people of higher ranks than you by just their last name. Mr. Potter or Sir Potter would have been fine, but just "Potter"? I'm disgusted by him.
Anyway, after that little incident that disgusting creature that is obsessed with me, Dobby, started following me. I started shaking of fear that he was going to touch me. I was extremely close to hyperventilating. He was talking about how great I was and how much he loved me. I already know this of course so, speaking as calmly as I could I said "I already know this Dobby and I fully appreciate your gratitude, but you are not very clean and I need to get away from you." Then he hugged me. That was the limit! I ran from there to here, the Gryffindor common room screaming at the top of my lungs. I need to take that shower I've been meaning to take now.