ch. 4- I am so great
This chapter contains some ideas of my friend Jeannie so I am giving her credit too!
Well, you know, I was thinking about waiting until I was done with my shower to write more about myself, but then I just found myself thinking about what I was going to write about myself and I thought well, why think? Write! Right? Hmmmm..... what shampoo should I use? I have herbal essences, pantene, and suave. I think I'll use herbal essences because it smells like flowers and people will come up to me and not only recognize that I'm extremely handsome but lovely smelling as well.
You know, I really think that the shampoo companies should have my picture on the bottle. It would sell faster because people would say MY OH MY LOOK AT THAT HANDSOME BOY ON THE FRONT OF THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE I THINK IT'S... OH NO IT'S NOT... OH YES IT IS! THE BOY WHO LIVED!!!! and they would buy more than is even on the shelf and take orders of 3 times as much! As soon as I get out of the shower I'm going to write to herbal essences telling them just that. We'll have a deal in no time.
(Hermione walks into the girls bathroom, about to take a shower, Harry is singing "My Heart Will Go On" because he thinks his voice is amazing. Hermione hears this and is rather frightened)
Hermione: Umm... Harry, why are you taking a shower in the girls bathroom?
Harry: Why shouldn't I?
Hermione: You're a boy
Harry: Well, this bathroom is cleaner than that of my gender. I can use the girls bathroom if I'd like because well, you know (giggle) I'm famous
Hermione: umm... ok whatever
I am finished washing now. I better go write to herbal essences.