Ch. 4- I am So Great

Harry Potter

Hogwarts

This is my letter to Herbal Essences. I decided I would let you average men and women see it so that you could see my expertice writing and persuading. Here it is.

To whom it may concern:

My name is Harry Potter and I have decided to make a deal with you. This is not just any deal, it is the deal of a lifetime and if you proceed to not accept it I will be tremendously alarmed. I will not be surprised at all if you do accept it. I believe that you should begin to sell your shampoo with my picture on the bottle. It would sell much faster and people would want to keep on buying it instead of trying other kinds because they would want to keep looking at my gorgeous face. I even bet that since I am so beautiful something amazing will happen and my lovliness will rub off on the shampoo and make it smell even nicer and work even better. Now, as you are what I call muggles, you have no idea what my importance to this world is. However, I assure you that I am of greater importance than your country leaders or even who you worship. One thing I am not permitted to do (which I don't like because I am great and I think I should be permitted to tell you) is tell you why I am of such great importance because you are indeed what I call muggles. I am not lying when I say your shampoo would sell faster. If you'd like, I could set up an autograph table near the shampoo aisle in a store and say "BUY A BOTTLE OF HERBAL ESSENCES SHAMPOO AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY AUTOGRAPH! THINK OF THAT! TWO IN ONE! MY PICTURE ON YOUR LOVELY SMELLING SHAMPOO AND MY LOVELY AUTOGRAPH!" People would rush up like you wouldn't believe! I have a 100 guarantee on this. You don't need to pay me any money for this, my award will be the smile on people's faces when they get their shampoo and autograph. There will be no need to rush up to me as if this deal isn't going to last either, I will always be open to this deal as you will be immediately. My adress is in the top right hand corner of this page. Your welcome for this opportunity.

Your favorite and mine,

Harry Potter

P.S. Please send your answer by owl.