Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I'd be glad to share if I did own it.

Author's notes: My second Naruto fic. Hope you guys Read and Review.

Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke, Gaara/Neji?

So They Said Yaoi

"I did see them!" The dog-inclined boy reasoned out a bit as he tried to explain what he saw.

"I saw them too, actually. But! They were plainly standing there and arguing as usual." Shikamaru rolled his eyes in disapproval.

Kiba stomped his feet off as his dog, Akamaru trailed behind him. Shikamaru shrugged and walked the other direction.

Overhearing a part of the conversation, Rock Lee's eyes grew wide. He knew something about what Shika and Kiba had been arguing about. What exactly was the issue here? The issue was all about Naruto and Sasuke. Rock Lee had observed the changes in terms of behavior specially Sasuke's towards Naruto. He was… well, being too nice to Naruto lately. It was like months ago they were shouting out 'You idiot!' at each other's faces and now, they're like missing each other and rumored to be doing mushy stuff when master Kakashi's not around. Another thing that Lee can't get out of his mind was the term Neji left him. He couldn't decipher what it meant. He wanted to know what it was though.

"Oi. Rock Lee!" Someone called out to Eyebrow Boy. Too bad, cause he got no response.

"Rock Lee!" Second attempt and still no response from Eyebrow boy.

"Lee?" The familiar voice draw nearer and nearer Lee's ear. At that, he snapped out and turned to look at the person who was calling him.

"Naa… na…"

It was Naruto after all. Images flashed in Rock Lee's mind that made him frantic.

"Lee? What's wrong with you? Are you sick?" Naruto worriedly asked.

"Nooo… I'm not. I'm definitely fine. Hahahaha." Rock Lee marched nervously as he tried to walk a few paces away from Naruto.

Naruto sweatdropped and scratched his head. He wondered what was up with everyone who's acting crazy when he comes around. 'People here are being… weird.'

Rock Lee ran off, stopped at an alley then panted for breath.

"You seem tired huh. Went through a lot of practices, ne?" A voice came from behind him.

Rock Lee slapped him self, recognizing the person behind him. "Why is this happening to me? I'm not even interested on that thing. That word. I don't even know what it means!!!"

From leaning at the alley walls, Sasuke walked to confront the other boy. "What the hell is with the wild muttering Lee? And what word are you talking about?"

Rock Lee closed his eyes. Sweat covered his entire face as a few visions scuttle through his mind.

….Lee's Internal Memory….

"What the… Why are they doing that?" Lee asked Neji, seeing Naruto holding Sasuke's hand.

"Cause they're gay."

"Whaaaaaat?" Rock Lee's jaw dropped exaggeratedly on the floor.

"Yeah. It's Yaoi.'' Neji said in a firm tone.

It's yaoi.

It's yaoi.

It's yaoi.

…..……

"Waaaaaaaaaaah! Don't try to hold my hand like…" Rock Lee warned Sasuke. The other boy simply eyed him.

"Why would I want to do that?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"Nothing. Gotta go. Training calls!" Again, he ran away. This time, praying that Sasuke or Naruto won't show up.

He ran so fast that he didn't notice that he was already in the forests. At least, he was sure that Sasuke and Naruto won't be following him there.

"Lee!"

"Not again!!! Waaah!" Rock Lee sat down and covered his ear.

"Will you stand up. You look so dumb in that position." It was more of a command rather than a request, so Rock lee did as he was ordered.

"Neji! Thank goodness, I thought you were Naruto.. or even Sasuke!"

"I'd accept Sasuke, but Naruto? How could you have mistaken me for Naruto!" Neji looked away, pissed off.

"Ahh well.. They're everywhere."

"No, they're yaoi."

"Stop saying that!"

"Saying what? Yaoi?"

"Waaah!!"

"YaoiYaoiYaoiYaoi!"

Rock Lee was ballistic. He came running around in circles with both hands covering his ears.

This was the time, when Shikamaru arrives seeing the weird scenario.

"Hey. What technique is he practicing right there?" Shika greeted them then asked Neji what was going on.

"That's my technique. I used it at him to do that. Then he did. I'm cool." Neji grinned and boasted as Lee continuously ran around.

"Oh? I wonder if I could also ask Chouji to do that."

"Yeah, maybe he'll lose some weight."

"Uhuh. Hmm.. Out of the topic, Neji. Have you been seeing Naruto and Sasuke together lately?"

"Naruto and Sasuke plus yaoi actions, you mean?" Looking at the place where he last saw the two, Neji tried to remember the details.

"Yeahyeah." On the contrary, Shika never believed the rumors. He wanted to see it with his own eyes. Like some doubting Thomas he is.

Rock Lee stopped, then listened carefully to Neji and Shika's somewhat serious conversation.

"Well, I saw them this morning, they were holding each other's hand. And just a while ago, I heard that Kiba saw them in the springs, rubbing each other's back like… lovers. ahem!" Blushing, Neji didn't explain further.

"Kiba told me that like for 15 times, 15 minutes ago. I don't believe him though. Why would they do that? They have this adversarial relationship, right? So.."

"Cause they're yaoi."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rock Lee run around again. Panicking as he waved his hands and slapped his face continuously.

"Hey, Neji. Teach me that technique already. I can't wait to do that on Chouji!"

"Right on."

The two left poor Rock Lee as he did run around until the moon showed itself.

Tbc

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