Surprise Me
This isn't supposed to be happening. Not with two boys it isn't! Rock Lee scratched his head almost violently as he tried to think why Naruto and Sasuke was being so not normal. He roamed around the dojo forgetting his secret training with his master.
"Still on that thing?"
Rock Lee stood up at once. "Not you again!"
"Don't fret cause I won't be discussing that again. I'll let you find it out for yourself." Neji walked out of the dojo.
Rock Lee, on the other hand, was truly curious but his conscience argues with him. He wanted to find a good explanation for Naruto and Sasuke's actions. He didn't want to discover something that's extraordinary. Extraordinary would mean that Naruto and Sasuke are gay. So as for him to find out, he needed to follow Neji and he did.
Neji was walking contentedly around the corners of the alleys wondering where he could see Sasuke and Naruto. That's to prove once and for all that the two had a special relationship. And bingo! He did find the two. To his dismay though, they were fighting. When he peeped a little more, he saw Master Kakashi, which eventually explains why Sasuke and Naruto were acting the normal way.
Rock Lee's smile shined from the trees that he hid on. He was satisfied to see that the two rumored lovers were not even acting as one.
''I knew it. It was a rumor after all." Rock Lee was thinking out loud again.
"It's not a rumor." Neji appeared from behind Lee. Surprised, Lee lost his balance and fell down the tree.
"It is! Can't you see…"
"Hmm.. They're normal again." Shika appeared next to Neji.
"Hey! Why are you heeeere!" Lee was out of control again.
"You idiot! Of course they're like that because Kakashi-sensei's around but if he wasn't then…" Neji equipped an evil grin on and looked at Shika.
Shika continued for Neji slowly, but surely. "Then… they'd be doing those mushy things again… I…want…to…see…them…do…it."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rock Lee's sweat rolled down his face. Neji covered his mouth and dragged him off. Shika followed the two.
"Lee, you're so noisy! What if Kakashi-sensei saw us huh? They might think that we're spying on them!" Neji slapped his face with a hand.
"Uhuh…" Shika said, merely agreeing to Neji's statement.
"But we REALLY were spying on them!"
"No, we're not! We weren't spying on their techniques but on their yaoi thingies!" Neji got so carried away that he said the keyword again.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" It was like some dejavu. Shika and Neji only watched Rock Lee.
Kiba popped out off the bushes. "Yo! Uh… What kind of technique is Lee-kun practicing right there?"
Neji and Shika met each other's eyes and then gave out a shrug.
"Ook… Anyway… Come close. I got something to share!" Kiba hopped towards the two and began whispering stuff to them.
Rock Lee stopped his usual gesture. "Heyyy! How come I can't join? What did dog-boy say!"
Neji smirked and approached Lee. "You see… Kiba here told us that…" He pulled out two puppets out of nowhere. It was a Naruto and a Sasuke plushie of some sort.
"Where did those come from!"
"Nevermind that. Kiba said he saw Naruto doing this…" Neji drew the two plushies close.
"That." He went on as he made the plushies' lips meet.
"This."
"That."
"STOOOOOOOPPPP!"
"You're doing it the wrong way, Neji." Kiba grabbed the plushies from Neji and undressed them and pressed the two dolls against each other.
"Oh yeah. My mistake."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! STOPITALREADYWHYAREYOUGUYSDOINGTHIS!" Rock Lee roughly shouted and again, ran around in circles.
"Crazy…" Gaara murmured as he continued to sleep on the trees.
Tbc