Author's notes: Yay for me. It's my summer break. Time to continue writing fics. Yay. And somebody give me money. I want a Kakashi plushie. ;o;

A Dog is Truly Man's Bestfriend

As eyebrow-boy wandered around he saw the rumored lovers. Lee proved all of them wrong when he saw Naruto and Sasuke fighting over petty things like they usually do. With a big smile plastered on his face, Lee hopped to the training area. Sir Gai was happy to see Lee acting normally again. Gai left for a few minutes to take a break.

"Hey, guys!" Lee even greeted everyone in the room. There were a mix of the teams present in the training area. Neji stood there laughing with Shika as Kiba sat down the ground, doing something. Lee approached the boys.

"What's up?"

"Naruto and Sasuke!" Neji smirked, expecting that Lee would freak out like he always did.

"Fighting and calling each other stupid? Yeah. Saw them earlier." Lee walked over to Kiba. Neji raised his eyebrow and chuckled a bit.

"What are you doing, Kiba?"

"Arf arf arf… mwarf.. mwamwa." That was the reply from Kiba.

Lee scratched his head. "What!"

"Look!" The dogboy tore the paper off from his mini notebook and handed it for Lee to see.

Then Naruto entered the room, trying not to be so obvious about his relationship with Sasuke. He did the usual routine too. Greet-and-smile-at-everyone Routine.

Known to us all, Lee's eyes are already huge but when he saw the doodle in the paper that Kiba held out to him, they grew larger. Lee covered his mouth to stop himself from shouting. He knew Naruto just came in so he isn't supposed to fuzz around.

"Hey, Lee!" Naruto gave Lee a pat on the shoulder. Lee lowered his head and crumpled the piece of paper.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Kiba stood up and approached Naruto and Lee when he saw the drawing being crumpled.

"Huh?" Naruto blinked continuously. This was until Sasuke came in. Sasuke found Naruto's blinking irresistible but he had to keep the feelings to himself or else, they're both in trouble.

"I WORKED ALL NIGHT JUST TO FINISH THAT DRAWING!" Kiba stomped his feet, his hands tightly clenched.

"Kiba, what are you talking about?" Naruto blinked some more.

"You look so dumb, Naruto. Stop blinking." Sasuke harshly uttered. But the truth is, this meant more like 'Stop seducing me, Naruto.'

Sasuke's statement left Lee relieved. This proved that there wasn't any secret relationship going on between Naruto and Sasuke.

Shika patiently watched what was about to happen. Surprisingly, Neji stops Kiba from attacking Lee.

"What the-? Neji… Is that sympathy for a teammate or what?" Naruto said a bit shocked.

Neji held Kiba's arm and whispered. 'You don't have to do that when you can draw the same thing again, right? Don't make a scandal.'

"HOW CAN DO THAT? I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH OF THE DETAILS ANYMORE!" Kiba violently pulled his hair with both hands.

"What the hell is wrong with these guys!" Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked away.

"Maybe it's that paper that Lee's holding!" Naruto answered.

"I didn't ask for your opinion, dobe."

"THEN who are YOU asking then!" Naruto looked so furious outside, but somehow wanting to give Sasuke a hug on the inside.

Lee was fascinated of the way Sasuke and Naruto fought in front of him. The two's voices, both shouting at each other, was music to his ears. He didn't even notice the danger that Kiba would suddenly stab him because of the crumpled artwork he held in his hand.

'Kiba, you CAN draw it again. All you have to do is call Akamaru and…'

Neji and Kiba evilly looked towards Lee's direction. Lee had goosebumps seeing this.

"Akamaru!" Kiba called out. Akamaru popped out somewhere. Kiba picked the dog up and talked to it, as if giving it instructions.

Lee shivered thinking that Kiba would tell Akamaru to bite him.

Kiba put the dog down. Neji laughed as Shika only closed his eyes so as not to witness the gore.

Akamaru looked at Lee. Lee walked a few steps back nervously. "HEE-EEYY… Good dog…"

Then Akamaru turned to Sasuke.

"What the-?" Sasuke confusedly eyed the dog.

Akamaru positioned for an attack. Sasuke wasn't afraid but he wasn't expecting an attack from the dog. After all, he wasn't included in the argument earlier.

Unfortunately, the dog did run to him.

Naruto was shocked. He moved as fast as he can to stop Akamaru. Carelessly, he trips over some scattered training materials on the floor causing him to bump over Sasuke. It was no ordinary 'bump!'. It was a bump-for-a-kissu! Akamaru turned back to see Lee and then stuck it's tongue out as if teasing the boy. Lee's eyes almost popped out of the socket.

Naruto-was-kissing-Sasuke. Lee dropped the paper on the ground and it revealed the drawing looking the same as the actual scene.

There were four things that happened during the 'kissu'

Kiba hurriedly pulled out a pencil and notebook and started drawing what he saw.

Neji laughed ghastly seeing Lee's shocked face.

Sasuke started shouting at Naruto to cover up for what had happened.

And… Last, but most importantly… Lee's "WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" scene that completes the day.

"Woof!"

Tbc