Author's notes: Yes! Today is my birthday. (who cares! XD) So I typed a new chapter. I do hope you guys don't find it too crappy. ;

Double Surprise

Lee was still in a state of shock. And what kind of straight guy wouldn't be shocked seeing two guys kissing, a teammate smiling at the kissing scene, a dog boy trying to draw the details of what happened and a dog seemingly cheering on for the kissing boys? Though Lee knew it was an accident, he was still shivering when he saw Naruto pull off without any reaction. Same thing with Sasuke. The Sharinggan boy's fierce attitude was like spirited away.

Lee sat down the ground with both eyes closed. Not wanting to see anymore of the boy x boy action Naruto and Sasuke might be doing. Master Kakashi entered the room seeing the two boys on top of each other. Lee's eyes remained shut until Sasuke started shouting angrily at Naruto.

"WHAT THE HELL? HOW DARE YOU!" Sasuke wiped his mouth furiously.

Neji watched the lousy act amusingly. He knew Sasuke was just creating a scene to cover-up for what had happened. As the fake scene went on, Master Kakashi waited for an explanation.

"Ahem!" Kakashi coughed to attract attention.

"Master Kakashi, that dog! It almost had a chance to bite me! And Naruto here is a total show-off. He tried to stop it but that, eventually, didn't work so we stumbled down each other. YOU RETARD!" Sasuke explained and pointed the fault on Naruto, who was on the other hand bowing down and was hurt of Sasuke's actions.

"Well, Naruto?" Kakashi eyed Naruto.

"FIRST OFF, I –AM- NOT A SHOW-OFF! You are the one who just stood there as if you can't do anything! But come to think of it, you can't do anything at all!" Naruto managed to tease Sasuke.

"What did you just say!"

The acting was perfect. Neji could see the hurt on the two boy's eyes every time they insult each other. Perfect as it was, Kakashi was half-convinced of the explanation. He called the two persons concerned and together they all left the room.

Lee listened to the whole conversation. Stars popped out of his eyes. He believed Sasuke's fake reason and began to fool himself. With that false information in his head, he began to laugh.

"Oi, what's wrong with Mr. Eyebrows?" Dog boy picked up Akamaru as he asked Neji.

"Idiocy took over him. Or perhaps, sanity had been swept away from him."

"I think he's just hungry." Chouji commented out of the blue.

"No. You're the one who's hungry. I can tell." Shika answered the fat boy back and rolled his eyes.

"Hmm… If the boys are like this. I'm wondering what's up with the girls right now. Maybe they're kissing each other too. Not by accident but on purpose!" Chouji snapped.

"Sakura and Ino…?" Shika said with doubt.

"Girls can be wild…" Neji walked off and waved a hand at the boys in the room.

Gaara walked along with him.

"Girls… can be wild… Or are the boys wilder?" Kiba looked at Gaara and Neji as if implying something.

"Hehe… could be. I wouldn't want to know." Shika shrugged.

"STOP IT ALREADY!" Lee's eyes twirled around as his eyebrows twitched along. He didn't want to hear anymore of those abnormal things. He needed a break. The only person he knew who was normal, at least, was Chouji.

Lee shouted something that would trigger Chouji's happiness. "I'm going to eat!" He shouted almost on Chouji's ear.

"I'LL COME WITH YOU!"

Lee walked goofily as Chouji bounced along. Shika looked at Kiba's notebook and observed if it was well-drawn.

"I'll order some noodles! No wait… A BIG BOWL OF NOODLES PLEASE!" Chouji's jocund expression made poor little Lee sweatdrop and just ask for the same order.

As the silence enclosed the ramen house, Chouji suddenly broke it by asking Lee what his problem was. The simple answer was 'nothing'

Lee had to ask Chouji's opinion on the things that had been going on since the girls were sent away for a different training.

"Chouji.. What"

Unfortunately, before he could do so the bowl of noodles were already served on the table. And meaning, not even a single attention is going to be given to Lee. So Lee decided to just give up and believe that the issue about Naruto and Sasuke isn't true. He finished the noodle soup as Chouji got another order. The other boy just thought of leaving and staying at a place where there is no one who would bother him.

Seeing that no one is at home in the small place he stayed in, he entered his own room to sleep and forget everything that had happened on this day.

"You two are not to stay in the same room for three days."

"That's great." Sasuke said as if he was happy about the idea. Naruto didn't comment on this. He made the pain obvious to Sasuke. All smart and not affected, Sasuke walked on ahead. Kakashi disappeared after discussing the punishment.

Naruto only watched his lover walk away.

From seeing Master Kakashi and Sasuke slowly disappear from his view. Next was Neji's figure jumping down from the tree.

"Were you" Naruto asked Neji, not looking at the other boy's eyes.

"I was listening." Neji cut off the statement.

"I know you already know what you aren't supposed to know but I do wish you wouldn't let –others- know about what you know too." Naruto almost got Neji annoyed by his repetitive words.

"They KNOW. It's so obvious. Sasuke tries hard to make the issue false but you! You do otherwise!"

"I know. I can't help it. I can't act like—"

Another cut off by Neji. "You have to if you want to continue that relationship."

"And I thought you're trying to find out about me and Sasuke just to tell Master Kakashi the truth…"

"So Gaara and I would be caught as well? No way. I think before I do things. Unlike you!"

Naruto fell over. "YOU AND GAARA!"

"Hah! So you didn't know. No one did anyway. Cause we're good. Good at hiding things and good in bed!" Neji laughed.

Naruto laughed along but then stopped when he remembered an embarrassing moment related to the 'good-in-bed' thingy.

"Oi? Bad memories? Everyone has that, don't worry. I won't tell, you won't tell. That's the deal."

"Deal!" Naruto's genki image came back, somehow. "Well, I'll go on ahead. I have to find a good place to stay in for three days."

"If you're telling me that so you can stay in my place, that isn't gonna work. Gaara's coming over tonight." Neji smirked.

Naruto stuck his tongue out and went to find someone who would let him stay for the night.

"AHA! Lee!"

Sasuke remembered the sadness in Naruto's eyes when he left. But he had to make up reasons or else both of them would be in trouble.

"Now… I have to find a place to stay in for three days…"

Sasuke had to think of someone who had space for him to stay in.

'Hmm… Kiba… Has Akamaru. Akamaru is a crazy dog. Not staying in Kiba's place.'

'Shika… He might tease me about Ino. Tease-tease-tease. No sleep. Not staying at Shika's place.'

Thought harder and harder… 'NO, DEFINITELY NOT CHOUJI.'

Sasuke giggled when he remembered Neji. 'Neji and Gaara sitting on a tree… K-i-s-s-i-n-g.'

"AH! I know. Lee! I bet he'd just sleep and let ME sleep as well." Sasuke smiled and proceeded to Lee's.

TBC