Author's notes: Eh.. last chapter. Took a while though, been busy with school.

So They Said Yaoi

Master Kakashi asked Lee for a report on what happened in his house with Naruto and Sasuke in there together. It surprised Lee that Master Kakashi knew the two were both staying in his house for three days. After hearing Lee's report, Naruto and Sasuke were allowed to sleep in their room again.

So it's like a normal day for everyone who were having not-so-normal relationships with each other. Except for Lee who wasn't engaging in such stuff and is to be considered normal.

"Gooooood morning!" Naruto twirled around waving to everyone in the training hall. Everyone was in, 'cept for Lee.

"Why Naruto's in an interesting genki mood again… What happened last night, Sasuke?" Neji started to ask in the most teasing way ever.

"Shut up. Nothing. I don't do cuddle-wuddles or whatever you call that."

"I don't do that cuddle thingy either. Where the hell did you even discover tha—"

Naruto popped out behind Neji with his right arm raised up. "I do cuddle-wuddles!" He said in such an excited manner. Sasuke gave Naruto a shut-up-or-I'll-kill-you look. Naruto gave a puppy pout.

Neji tried his hardest to not laugh at the two. "Cuddle-wuddle, Sasuke-babyyyy," he cried out as if mocking Naruto to aggravate Sasuke.

"Shut the f-word up or I'll…"

"Aw no! No more cuddle-wuddle for me!"

"Argghh…" Sasuke sat down at the corner. Naruto looked at Sasuke but Sasuke refused to look at him.

"Oi, Sasuke…" Naruto said with his poor-little-naruto face on.

"Leave me alone and stop embarrassing me. Damn it." Sasuke turned red and grunted.

Naruto sat down beside Sasuke and shut up for a bit. Neji watched the scenario with fascination as he saw how Naruto easily manipulated Sasuke with just puppy eyes and apologies.

Lee came in eventually, just in time for Naruto to move inches away from Sasuke to avoid doubtful conclusions.

Neji moved closer to Naruto and gave him a pat in the head. "It's good you understand the situation now! Great job!"

Lee just looked at the two with confusion. "What kind of situation happened in here a while back anyway?"

"The kind of situation wherein you just shout and run away after hearing them." Neji said with a smile that is so unlikely for him to show.

"Huh? Nevermind." Lee wanted to think what it is but decides to just forget it. He looked around at the people that surrounded him.

Naruto scratched his head. Neji smirked at him. Sasuke managed to giggle a bit. Gaara just looked away with innocence. Shika shrugged. Chouji munched on his box of breakfast cereal. Kiba brushed his hands along Akamaru's fur with a blank expression. Everything seemed all too normal for Lee. He then sat down and waited patiently for the instructors to come in.

Master Kakashi arrives a few minutes after Lee did. "Lee, sir Gai called you."

"Yes, sir!" Lee walked outside to check what Sir Gai was gonna tell him.

Back in the room, everyone fell silent until Naruto raised his hand up. "Kakashi-sensei, what's up with this sudden meeting…"

Kakashi laughed. "You kids are unfortunately not too good at hiding things."

Neji and Sasuke had a look of fear in their eyes.

"Eh?" Naruto blinked as if not knowing what was going on.

"You see, there is no point of sending the girls out. There is a reason for everything."

"So does this mean that sending the girls out was also a test." Sasuke interrupted.

"Somewhat. Identity crisis is so rampant these days." Kakashi explained giving emphasis on what the meeting was for.

"You know was goes on at night then?" Neji intriguingly asked.

"Yes. Also in the mornings and afternoons."

Sasuke blushed. "If you knew then why…"

"Why am I keeping it a secret?"

"Yes. You could've told them when you discovered it…" Naruto was confused.

"Yes, I could've told them I saw your undies in Sasuke's room but I told them that it was some underwear gnome like you suggested, eh?" Kakashi winked at Naruto.

Naruto looked away. Sasuke was waiting for an answer like everyone was.

"Let's just put it this way. Everyone likes to be with someone and if that someone is most likely the person of the same sex then the much better way to be with this person is to keep it a secret."

Sasuke nodded understanding what Master Kakashi meant by 'everyone likes to be with someone of the same sex.' Neji grinned as Naruto didn't really quite get what Master Kakashi had stated.

"So… does this mean we're being spied on everyday?"

"By me, yes. I was assigned to what over you lucky kids. And…" Kakashi answered.

Chouji munched on his last spoon of rice crispies. "And?"

Kakashi continued, "And Sir Gai who's been giving out bad reports."

"Bad reports?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"Bad for gay kids, at least."

Neji wanted a way out of trouble so he asked, "well… How are we to sort things out then?"

"That's for you guys to know. This is still a test, you know. I do my part, and guys do yours. I'll be going on ahead."

"Master Iruka doesn't appreciate late comers, really." Sasuke smiled at Master Kakashi as he disappeared in his view.

"So what are we gonna do?" Kiba asked as Akamaru started barking.

"I don't really have an idea. You see, Sir Gai has suspicions and Lee is trying to erase these suspicions because it scares him." Neji was at his best to think of a way out of the situation without admitting the truth.

"Hmm.. Meaning, Lee is the only person who could help us out." Sasuke looked at Neji.

Naruto wasn't really thinking. He was worrying of the consequences they could get if anyone discovers the truth.

Shika said with a tone of a suggestion, "Why don't you just freak Lee out with your cuddle-wuddle thingies. I mean, Lee is trying to side on you guys by making everything false so why not take advantage of it?"

"Why don't you make advantage of it?" Everyone gave a naughty grin at Shika.

"Oi… that's only my suggestion. It's not like I'm a part of my own suggestion." Shika sweatdropped.

"Yes, it's YOUR suggestion so you know how well to play it. And besides, you're the only one who's single around here." Neji pointed at Shika. "Single!"

"Shino's single."

"No. I mean, in this room you're the only one who's single."

"Want me to call Shino?"

"No."

Naruto came into the conversation. "Please do it, Shika! Please!"

"Not even that puppy-eyed technique is gonna work on me."

Everyone eyed him with begging expressions… except for Neji and Gaara who were glaring at him.

"Aw damn it. Right. I'm gonna do it. But you guys have to do your part too. We'll just have to---" Shika whispered in the group.

"Got it." Neji liked the idea.

"Huh?" Naruto blinked. "But what if he doesn't get freaked out….and and and…"

"He even freaks out when he hears the word –yaoi-." Sasuke said, assured that the plan would work.

Lee came back scratching his head. When he looked in the room, he saw Sasuke kissing Naruto, Gaara doing the same thing to Neji, Kiba cuddling Chouji's stomach. Shika walked to Lee.

"Are you jealous, Lee? I could be your partner so we can do those things too." Shika said in the most seductive way. Neji didn't want to look or he might laugh to death.

Lee didn't speak but his eyes were huge and his cheek was all covered with sweat. He was trembling and he didn't know what to do. His feet were almost to ready to run outside and his lips were shivering and half-opened as if ready to scream as loud as he could. He stood still then stepped an inch back.

Shika moved towards the door. "You aren't planning of escaping this passionate situation, are you?"

"WA..---"

'Sorry, Lee.' Naruto covered his mouth.

As Shika came closer to Lee, he looked even more terrified as ever. He was so freaked out that he fainted.

After a few weeks, the girls were back. Lee was staying at the hospital for a few days.

"What happened, Lee?" Ino asked together with Sakura.

Lee didn't answer. Then the memories of what happened came back to him.

"IT'S ALL A NIGHTMARE! WAAAAAAHHH!"

Lee's voice was heard in the entire hospital. Ino and Sakura panicked and looked for a nurse or a doctor.

Sir Gai and Sir Kakashi went up to check.

"Lee, what's wrong?" Sir Gai asked with such a concerned voice.

"I had a nightmare… it's so… scary."

"What was it about?"

"about ya…oi.." Lee was perspiring a lot.

"Are you sure it was just a nightmare or did you dream of it because it happens around Konoha?" Sir Gai asked again, this time with a tone of suspicion. Kakashi was a bit nervous on what Lee's answer was gonna be.

Lee pointed a finger out to the window. "Just a nightmare of them saying the word yaoi."

Sir Gai and Sir Kakashi looked down the window seeing the boys were perfectly normal and were hanging out with the girls.

As Sir Gai looked away from the window, Naruto winked at Master Kakashi from the windowsill.

END.

What the crappy hell kind of ending was that!

I guess I'm all out of ideas. Sorry. XD