What? Wait … where am I? Oh.. my head is pounding. My eyes focus.

Damn. Its dark outside? Oh no.. what time is it? The clock on my car radio is wrong. Where's my cell phone? I sit up, my body aching.. I had fallen asleep in my car. Man, I am starving! I find my cell phone on the passenger seat. What? 15 missed calls? Oh.. no.. its 12:15 .. a.m. Tori's been calling me off the hook. I am so busted. This doesn't feel right. She's gonna be so mad at me. Oh, dammit…

I rub my eyes and start the car. I'm parked at the beach. I must've gotten so high… 'cuz I don't remember shit.. I passed out for like 5 hours. I never went home after work. And I didn't call Tori. I wake up. And drive my sorry ass home.

My heart is pounding like mad as I make my way up the stairs to our apartment. I stand, facing the door. I don't hear anything at all coming from behind the door. I see the hint of a faint light, coming from the crack at the bottom of the door. I turn the knob and walk in. The kitchen light is on. The only light on in the house. Where's Shane? I don't see him on the couch. The door to my room is wide open. No light. I peek in. No Shane. Maybe, he and Tori are in the kitchen…

I walk into the lit kitchen.

What?

Blake and Tori are sitting at the table. Blake looks up at me with a weird face. He blows air and stands up. Tori's head is down. She's staring at the table in front of her.

"Well… I think it's time for me to go." Blake says, staring at me. He fixes his jacket and shakes his head in disgust as he walks by me. He turns to Tori, "Call me… if you need anything." He pulls out a cigarette and lights it before walking out of the apartment.

"What's all that about?" I ask defensively. Why is Blake alone in the house with my girl?

Tori stares at me with the most evil look I have ever seen. Her eyes are bloodshot. Her skin is flushed. Her cheeks stained with tears.

"Tori?" I nervously ask. I stand at the doorway, blank. The feeling in this room isn't good. I know why she's mad… I never came home after work. , "Tori, listen –"

"Where were you?" Tori's voice, scolding. She stares at me. Her eyes ripping me my flesh apart. Ripping me to shreds. She's all sorts of pissed.

"I –"

" I called you a hundred times. No answer. Go figure, huh?" She's shaking. The anger in her voice.. in her eyes.

"I'm sorry.. my phone wasn't working." I say.

"Oh.." Tori lets out a sarcastic laugh, "That's a good one! Ha! Yeah.. ok.. or was it just that you heard it ringing.. but.. you couldn't pull your dick out of that bitch in time to answer it? Maybe that's more like it, huh?"

"What? No… no.. Tor.." I run over to her and touch her shaking hand. She smacks my hand away.

"Don't you touch me! Don't you dare fucking touch me!" She jumps from her chair.

"Tori, you gotta believe me.." I plead.

"Believe you? Believe what? That bitch ex-girlfriend of yours had the nerve to show up here today looking for you! Well… huh… she had no idea you had a girlfriend.. Nor, that your girlfriend was me!" Tori scolds, "Have you been smoking?"

"She's a fucking liar, Tori!" I defend.

"Shut up!" Tori slams her fist down onto the table. I jump. Oh no..

"Tori, baby, listen to me – "

"Don't baby me! Don't you dare! I know everything! I know you didn't call Kelly last night in the hallway, you called her! And I know you didn't come home because you were in your car with that bitch fucking her!" Tori screams hysterically, "I know you've been cheating on me with Euyi, Dustin! I fucking know everything! How dare you! How fucking dare you!"

"No.. no.. Tor, please… that's not the truth! It's not! I swear it! Let me explain myself! Please, baby!" I plead, tears in my eyes. How does she know about the car today? How does she know? Did Euyi tell her? Did that bitch lie on me out of spite? How the hell does she know where I live? What the fuck is going on?

"Then what? What's going on Dustin?" Tori holds herself, crying. I try to comfort her but she pulls away from me. She wont let me touch her.

"Look… Euyi showed up at my job out of nowhere. I had no idea. This was all a fucked up shock. I didn't want her around me at all! I told her to get out of my life and leave me and my girlfriend alone. Then, it turns out, she's Cam's cousin and that fucker told her where I was! She's crazy! Tori, I swear to you she's been stalking me! I want nothing to do with her at all!" I cry, "Please.. you have to believe me! I love you so much!"

"Then why did she say you fucked her in your car? Why did Blake say he saw you kissing her in your car? Why? I was so worried that you were hurt somewhere or that you … I don't know, Dustin, I thought the worst , and all this time you were fucking that whore in your backseat? Kelly said that you left work a little early with an Asian girl… what the fuck Dustin! And you expect me to just believe you?"

"Tori, c'mon!"

"C'mon? Fuck you, Dustin!" Tori screams, looking away from me.

"Tori! She kissed m! I pulled away, I swear! I hate her! I love you!" I cry.

"Oh please.. so now that you're caught, you're admitting it! You don't love me! You don't! Because if you did, you wouldn't have even had that tramp in your car in the first place!"

"Tori, please! It's not at all what you think! Please!" I plead.

"So, everyone is just lying to me, huh? Blake, Kelly and Euyi.. They're all just lying to me?" Tori sarcastically asks.

"Tori.. Blake? Blake? He wants you back.. That's why he's doing this! He wants to break us up because he wants you! Euyi is a two-timing, manipulative bitch who hates you and you know it! You two never liked each other! Why would you believe her? Kelly is right. I left with her to talk this out. To tell her that I don't want her in my life anymore. To rid of her completely. She kissed me and I pushed her away. I freaked out Tori! I just wanted her to leave me alone! I just wanted to get her away from me because I didn't want something like this to happen! God, Tori, I love you more than life itself, you have to believe me! I'm on my knees, begging you, Tori! Please! You are my life!" I fall to my knees, crying.

If Tori walks out on me, I will never forgive myself. I wouldn't be able to live wit myself.

"So, why didn't you just tell me? Why didn't you just tell me what was going on?" Tori cries.

"I just wanted to get her away and forget about it."

"I just… I don't understand.. This couldn't have come at a worse time.." Tori leans over the table holding her head in her hands. Crying.

"We could make it better, Tori. Its over with. I didn't cheat on you, baby.. I swear it!" I stand up to comfort her. She's shaking and crying.

"You have the worst timing ever to be a fucking asshole!" She scolds, "I cant handle all of this shit at once!"

"Nothing happened!"

Tori lifts her head up and stares at me through tears, "I'm pregnant!" She cries, "We're gonna have a baby, bumcake! You fucking dickhole!" Tori scolds as she cries harder, burying her head in her hands once more.

I can't belive what I'm hearing.. Pregnant? Now? Oh dude… I'm not ready for this.. I'm not ready to be a father. This is too soon.. way too soon. I have to dreaming.. This whole shit… I have to dreaming all of this up.. I'm tripping, hard.. I gotta be dreaming all of this… Euyi…. Blake…. Pregnant? Oh God… Oh dude… Oh fuck…