Disclaimer: All owners of The Incredibles are millionaires (or ought to be): I am not a millionaire: therefore, I do not own The Incredibles.


"Rick, I need a favor," said Bob Parr to the Bureau official. "Is this line secure?"

"Sure," said Rick. "What's the matter?"

"Southern Methodist rejected Violet's application," said Bob. "Not enough community service."

A pause.

"So what do you want me to do?" said Rick. "Override their applications office?"

"No," said Bob. "Just get her in."

"You know I can't do that, Bob," said Rick. "Being a super isn't a free pass through life. If Violet doesn't meet their requirements..."

"Community service, Rick," said Bob. "Think about it."

Silence for a moment, then: "I'll see what I can do."

"Thanks."