Mysterious Tooting
Ken and Yoji are sitting on the couch in the would be living room below the Koneko. A vaguely bad smell crosses Yoji's senses and he looks to Ken with a disgusted look on his face. "Ken!"
"What?" Ken asked confused.
The blonde stood and walked out of the room. Entering the kitchen he sees Dom and Erika. He hurries through.
"Dom, did you hear some tooting noises?"
"Yeah, I think I did."
The two watch Yoji moving down the hallway. They exchange questioning looks.
Two Days Later
Over the past two days random farting noises and smells were found throughout the house, but no one could figure out who it was.
Dom and Ken were having coffee together that morning. They were discussing plans for the day when Aya came running by holding his ass. Erika traipsed out after him wearing only a sheet.
"Where'd Aya go? And what's the horrible smell?" Erika asked covering her nose.
"Well, Aya just ran by holding his bum," Dom said.
"Why are you wearing a sheet?" Ken asked.
"Be grateful that she's wearing that…" Dom said.
"I dunno. I like chicks," Ken asked.Dom glared at him a glare so evil he began to quiver. "I mean, I like you and only you."
"That's what I thought, Ken. But you can like Aya, too."
The three headed towards the bathroom to meet Omi. "Aya just ran by and he's got the farts. Omi said with a disgruntled look on his face.
Random farting and poo noises could be heard from the bathroom. A horrid stench began to fill the area.
"Maybe that stick up his ass fell out. Was I too rough with him last night?" Erika asked worried.
The bad smell began to swarm them and they rushed out of the house gasping for air. Moments later Aya walked out and the smell of fabreeze filled the area. "What's wrong?" Aya asked.
Yoji walked out of the house behind Aya and the smell of poo surrounded them again.
"Why do you smell like poo?" Erika asked the blonde.
"Aya, why were you holding your butt?" Omi asked.
"Her!" Aya pointed to Erika.
Erika smiled devilishly. "Oh, was it my beep?"
"Yes," Aya said.
"You have a beep?" Dom asked.
"Yes."
"Why didn't you tell me?" Dom exclaimed.
"I was going to after I tried it," Erika said.
"What's a beep?" Ken asked.
"I'll show you later," Dom said with a smirk.
"A beep is a-" Omi began to say.
"Omi, shut up! Use it later," Dom said.
Omi's kawaii chibi face turned to a frightened one and he ran into the house away from the look Dom was giving him.
Everyone glared evilly at Yoji. "Stop taking poos," Erika said.
"What crawled up your ass and died?" Dom asked.
"And crawled backout stanky," Erika added.
The four others ran back into the house and locked Yoji out.