"I have a crown! A very nice crown! Can you see it? Do I still have it on?"

Madagascar

Chapter Three

There is only blackness.. Then, a voice speaks.

"First…

Two paddles hit a white ball back and forth."

"Then…

A yellow dot chased and ate ghosts."

"Now..
Just as gaming has reached it's peak..
There is.."

"Dance Dance Revolution!"

The lights are switched on and we see our crew in a busy arcade, with Sergeant Spatootie playing a two player game with Remi.

"Se'geant, Miss Wemi," Lawrence began. "The boys and I have been talking, and we feel that five hours is to much time to play on this pa'ticular type of game."

"Shoosh, Lawwence, I have almost beat the Hylian Pwivate, can you not see?"

"Er, yes, si', and while we a' all vewy pwoud of you, we feel we should go no.."
"YES!" Remi yelled triumphantly. "I WIN! YES!"

"Foolin Lawwence, you wuined my concentwation!"

"Sowwy si'"

"I didn't even know they had Video Game Arcades in Hyrule. Who put one here, anyway?"

Several hundred miles away, a girl sits cross legged in front of a computer. She has several posters up on her walls, mainly of Nintendo characters.

"She's onto me…" She grumbles, paranoia in her eyes.

Quickly, she types the next part of her fanfiction.

"There.. that should stop her wondering…"

Back at the arcade.

"Meh, maybe I just never noticed one before… My bad!" Remi continued brightly. "Now! To the Lost Woods!"
"We a' in the Lost Woods." The sergeant said.

"Ah… Any word on our plan?"
"No. The Hylians a' devastated, but they have shown no sign of caving as of yet."

"Oh.."
"Yes."
"HEY!" Remi cried suddenly.
"What?" The sergeant asked, puzzled.

"Lets go.. SPELUNKING!"
"Yaaaay!" The deku screamed.
"Em…" The sergeant began, flustered. "What exactly IS spelunking?"
"It's when you go explore caves.. and stuff."

"Sounds good to me!"
"Word up!"

And so, our hero's embark on a whole new quest. Will they're spelunking fun be appropriate? Only time will tell, but right now, lets see what Link and Malon are up too…

Lon Lon Ranch

"So what you're saying." Talon said. "Is that you're going on a quest to find the king's most prized canary, which is missing, which is presumably in the Lost Woods, and you want to take Malon there to find it?"

"Yep." Link said.
"Wait. The Lost Woods where wild Deku Scrubs, Skull Kids and Mad Scrubs live?"

"Yeah."

"The Lost Woods, where, if you get lost, you become a Stalfos?"

"Yes."
"The Lost Woods, which you have to cross Hyrule Field, which at night is filled with Stalchildren, to get to?"

"Si."

"Ah. Just had to make sure. It's a father-thing, right?"

"Right. Onward!"

"Christian so – o – oldiers, marching out to war.." Malon sang quietly.

They stared at her.

An: Done. Hope you liked that. I think I did the talking a bit better this time. Again, please review. Me likes it when youse does.