I think kluvhp is going to be the only person who is able to figure out how to find the chapters without the button thing so, HI KLUVHP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for all of my typos Ms. W!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 5

" Oh, my god, would you all just shut the hell up?" asked Ron.

" Hmmmmmmmmmmm let me 'like' think……….. No." said Kelley with a triumphant smirk on her face. And all of the other girls giggled in appreciation and walked off.

" Nice try Ron, nice try." Said Harry half laughing and half actually feeling sorry.

" What, it's not as if I was trying to impress a girl or anything." Said Ron not completely sure of what he was saying.

" Ummmmhmmmm I believe you, 100 percent." Said Harry still laughing at Ron.

" Well, you know it's not like I like any of them." Said Ron

" Sure you don't." laughed Harry and he began to walk away.

" Hey you don't believe me?"

" Of course I believe you." Said Harry trying to contain his laugh, but it didn't work.

Harry and Ron walked into the kitchen where the girls had claimed the table. Ron looked at Dana; he tilted his head sideways and smiled. Ahhhhhh, how sweet. (In Honor of Ms. W, at least you are not a cockroach.)

" Hey do you 'like' know where the 'like' cereal is?" asked Veronica half annoyed with him because she had been poking him in the back trying to get his attention.

" Oh, yeah sorry, over there, in that cabinet." And he pointed to the left. As Veronica reached the cabinet she looked at Ron tilted her head and smiled. (VV I am so sorry about this but it is so hysterical I cannot contain myself.)

" Everyone, everyone pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kelsey and she stood atop of the table, " Now everyone should know that today we are going to DIAgooooooooooooooooon-" and Kelsey fell off the table, falling onto the chair that Elise was sitting in. Kelley began to laugh, but Dana came rushing to the rescue picking Kelsey up off Elise.

" Oh my god are you 'like' o.k?" Dana said brushing her hand through her hair.

" Oh yeah I'm fine, this 'like' happens to me all the time. I 'like' get used to it." Said Elise quite calmly.

" Oh, er, well o.k. just o, whatever." Dana said and she shook her head and walked over to Kelsey, Kelley and Veronica.

" Oh my god he is 'like' so cute!!!!!!!!!" yelped Veronica. She was obviously referring to Liam Aiken, whoops wrong story.

" You all are too young to be thinking about that." Said Dana very confidently.

" I personally think he should be a cockroach, he is so, 'like' ew." Said Kelley.

" Yeah, we could name him CC the cockroach." Suggested Elise

" Yeah or even Kayla." Said Kelsey

" Hey, that's not nice, I had a friend named Kayla when I was a kid, she was er, interesting." Said Dana then backed away.

" Hey Ron, now you gotta make your move." Said Harry and began laughing hysterically and walked away from Ron. Ron began to panic because Dana was coming by to get her cereal.

" Hey Ron, what's up?"

What was this slang she was using? What's up? Well obviously the ceiling but what could this mean. Thought Ron.

" The ceiling." He muttered not sure what to say.

" Oh we have a funny one here do we, well I 'like' hope you have a good day." Said Dana then left the room with her cereal, however she came back about 15 seconds later and said, " I need a spoon, where 'like' are they?"

Ron couldn't think strait so he pointed left.

" Thanks you are such a doll." Dana said, and pinched his cheek.

To this day Ron doesn't know what these slang words mean however he did know something he was a doll. Then again that worried him some, but not enough to hurt his feelings, he was a doll. Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, how sweet, Dana and Ron who would have guessed? Not me, isn't that illegal Mrs. W? Whatever.

Please review my story again and again, kluvhp, I so cannot wait to show this to Ms. W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!