"Why it's the Radish Spirit!"

Spited Away

Chapter Four

Doodoo do do do DOO!

Previously, in Deku!…

"Er… What exactly IS spelunking?"

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Our intrepid revolters set off yet again, this time bound for a large cave.

"Say, sa'ge," Lawrence said. "What do we do when we get the'e?"

"Well.. Uh.. Ask Remi."

"Well," Remi began. "We're gonna… Spelunk."

"Oh."

"Word up!"

"Stop saying that."

"'Kay…" Remi snapped sulkily.

"The'e's a cave!" Lawrence said joyously.

"Yay!"
"It's entwance is blocked, though."

Dun dun dunnanananana…

"What was that?" Lawrence said suddenly.

"Yeah, and while we're on that subject, who keeps talking about stuff throughout our journey?"

Will they ever find out who the mysterious voice is? Will they EVER get round to spelunking? What does their future hold?

They all turn around to see an old, meek little man with a megaphone.

"Wow!" Remi gasped. "It Grandfather from the Oracle of Seasons!"

"I'm not "Grandfather" you insolent little girl… I am…"

"Go on.."

"I'm leaving an dramatic pause – It is called AC-TING."

"Really?" Remi snapped back "I thought it was called STOP-PING."

"Still.. I must press on. I am the – NARRATOR."

Several screams are heard, a baby cries, Remi and the dekus blink.

"Um.. Go on?" The sergeant urged.

"That's it!" The Narrator said irritably.

"Sooo.." Remi began. "You're like.. The author?"

"No! I refuse to be compared to that little wretch!"

"So where is the actual author?" Remi replied, curious.
"Chained to a drainpipe."

Er.. I'm busy with the Deku and the kid, so I'll make this short – Malon and Link, yadayadayada.

"Oooooh.." Malon said, as she and Link entered the Lost Woods. Do not question the logic on how they got they're just accept that they are there now, okay?

"Doo doo doo, doo doo doo.." Link sang.

"Now, where too?" She asked.

Link fumbled the map. "Oh! This map is written in some strange coded – or perhaps ancient language!"

"Now, Link, dear." Malon said sweetly. "Are you SURE your not just holding the map upside down."
"Uh…" Link said, looking back at the map. "Maybe…"

Malon slapped her hand to her forehead, before grabbing the map and hitting Link over the head with it several times. As she raised it to hit him with it yet again, a kangarok swooped in and grabbed it.

"You lost our map!" Malon screamed, pointing at the large bird that was now heading to a black market in Bulgaria, to sell the map for a nice profit.

"Wasn't that a little out-of-place?" Link asked, watching the bird.

"YOU LOST OUR MAP!" Malon screamed again, only louder.

"Oh, I lost the map?" Link snapped back.
"Yes!" Malon replied.

Link paused. "Touché."

Back with the Deku army.

"So." Remi was saying. "If you're not the author, a major character, or a tea cosy, what importance are you to the story?"

"I narrate." The Narrator said proudly.

"I see…"

An: This one was the one that longest to write, but I'm pretty proud of it. All reviews are accepted, and first to comment on this chapter gets this wonderful car…

Lady in sparkly dress sits on the bonnet. She smiles and waves.

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