"They're comin' to take me away.. haha!"

Chapter Five

In Which We Poke Gentle Fun Lawrence

The gang are all sitting around a camp fire, toasting marshmallows. Lawrence leans a little too far over, falls in, and leaps out a few seconds later in flames. The group laugh as he runs around in flames.

"Hey, Sarge, where have they all gone?" Remi said.

"What do you mean?"
"Well, at the start, there was an army of Dekus; Now there is enough to fit round a campfire."
"Dear Goddesses!" Lawrence screamed, falling to the ground and rolled, still burning away nicely. "SOMEONE HELP ME!"

"Lawrence!" The Sergeant snapped. "Can't you see we're trying to talk? Some people…"
"Yeah.." Remi agreed, turning her marshmallow over. It was charred now, and black all over. It was beginning to resemble Lawrence. "Where do the troops go?"

"Oh.. It's disco night. They like to go the'e."

"Wate'!" The flaming Lawrence cried joyously. "Precious, precious water!"

Lawrence leapt in, only to be attacked by piranhas, or whatever the Hyrulian equivalent is, Desbrekos or Biri or something like that.

"What's your favourite thing about the stars, sergeant?"

Lawrence screamed, and leapt out of the water, only to be attacked by a pack of rabid Wolfos.
"I don't know.." The sergeant replied. "Maybe the way they twinkle, or the way they shine down on you like the light from the moon.."

"Lawrence, try and be a bit quiter!" Remi yelled over Lawrences screams of pain. Eventually, the wolfos, began to slow their attacks, and quite a while later, stopped.

"Shufferin' shuckatash!" The biggest wolfos, who appeared to be the leader, howled out. "I have splintersh in my teesh! Come on, boysh, let'sh blow thish joint!"

Lawrence slowly got up. "Ow ow ow.." He moaned. "My bones! My bones!"

"Do deku even have bones?" Remi asked.

"I don't know.."

The canary, though the whole point of this story, that was only mentioned once, and briefly, squawked. The squawk (And that's a hard word to spell.) echoed through the woods.

"Grab the canary and run!"

"Where to?" Lawrence mumbled.
"Em.. Zora's Domain!"

Far far away, Link and Malon sit in the clearing. Malon is now hitting Link with her boot, as she has lost the map to a bird. Eventually, she sits down, exhausted.

"Okay, Link, I think you've learned your lesson." She gasped.

"Yes.." Link moaned. "But now everything hurts."

A jazzy echo effect begins.

"Squawk.. quawk.. uawk… awk…"

"Wow.." Link said.

"Wait a minute!" Malon yelled.

"What?"
"Canary's squawk!"

"…"

"Just you take your time there, Link."

"…"

"Want a hint?"

"No.. I'll get it."

Several hours later.

Link gasps.

"What is it?" Malon said drowsily.

"Canary's squawk!"

"Good job, Link."

An: I understand that the chapters are annoyingly short, but I've written and submitted a good four chapters, so I hope that will appease. If you want it to last longer, though, I would suggest this…

Decrease the size of the window. En Voila! The story is bigger! Well.. Not really.