"Seven! Lucky seven!"

The Simpsons

Chapter Six Where we steal yet another birdie.

An: I would have had this chapter completed a long time ago, but there were a lot of kinks that I had to work out. I also lost most of my hard drive, and so I had to type it on Notepad (Which is not acceptable), reinstall Word and then Copy and Paste. Also, the modem wouldn't switch on, which sort of made getting the story onto the net that much harder. This chapter is probably the shortest, but I hope you enjoy it. It took me long enough to do it.

The dekus are sitting in Hyrule Field, eating sandwiches. The canary is twittering happily. Lawrence pokes it. It stops singing and falls backwards off it's perch. Everyone stops eating and stares.

"Em.." Lawrence began. "Well, you see.."

"Don't bother." Remi inturupted. "Just find another one, and we'll pretend this whole thing never happened."

"Isn't that cheating?" The not-so-known Deku called Ted asked.

"No." Remi said simply. "Now step on it, Lawrence."

When Lawrence returns, they are having a sing along.

"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow subarine, We all live in a – Hey! Lawrence is back!"

"I got the canawy!" He yelled triumphantly, holding a cage out in front of him, beaming.

"Lawrence," Said Remi, trying to disguise her anger by hiding it behind a falsely kind and good natured voice. "THAT is a budgerigar, and it is blue."

"What?"

"That is a blue budgerigar. We wanted a yellow canary."

"Huh?"

"That's a budgie, you stupid little deku; We wanted a canary!" She screamed, close to hyperventilating

"Ooooh... A canary.. Right, gotcha."

Let us now leave them, for we are out of flashcards and if Remi and the rest should decide to kill Lawrence in a violent and gruesome death, we will have no way to censor it. Let us now see what Link and Malon are doing.

"Excuse me!" Malon said, waving her hand in the Skullkid's (Who we shall now know as Bob.) face. "We're lost, can you help us?"

"…" Bob said nothing.

"Lost in the Lost Woods." Link mused. "How ironic.."

"Hoy! Skullkid!" Malon shouted into Bob's face. He stayed silent.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Link screamed. "TALK! TALK!"

"What the Goddesses' are you doing?" Malon asked, confused.

"Well maybe nobody's tried this before?"

They looked at Bob one more time, turned, and left.

Back on Hyrule Field, the dekus are trying to paint the budgie yellow and get it to sing like the canary did. They are failing miserably.

"Sergeant, why didn't we go to Zora's Domain?"

"What?" The sergeant said, looking up.

"Well, a few chapters back, you said we were running there, but The Narrator never got us there."

"Why that wapscallion!" The sergeant raged. "I'll give him what for!" He continued, grabbing an out-of-era, but conveniently placed phone and dialing the hotline.

Hello?

"Yeah, I have a complaint!"

An: Well, there isn't much left to do but the reviews.

Reviews

(For the past few chapters.)

WindSage1790: Thankyou! We're out of cars, but we do have roller blades left!

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Uber Spoonz: Thanks! I try to do my best. 