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Chapter Eight I feel pretty

We see the Gerudo fortress. Ganondorf is amusing himself by dancing around with a flower, pulling the petals off.

"I feel pretty," He is singing, in probably the worst voice ever. "Oh so pretty.."

Nabooru enters the room, and upon seeing this, is shocked and frightened. She stands and stares, watching him twirl an spin. She then coughs, deciding she should let him know she is there.

"Oh so pretty and witty and g—hey! Nabooru!" Ganodorf yelled, blushing furiously.

"Em.. Yes. Do I want to know what you were doing just now?" She asked awkwardly.

"No, I think it would be best if you didn't."

"Okay, so what did you call me down here for, Ganondorf?"

"Ah, yes, of course. As you know, the Hylians have attacked the rebel deku scrubs with a flurry of cuccos. And, as you know, this effects us… In good and bad ways."

"I see.." Nabooru said, though she didn't. "And how is that."

"Think about it, dear girl! The Hylians are the only thing stopping us from ruling Hyrule. If the dekus win their little revolt, they will be in charge. We can throw them out of they way easily!"

"Why do we want Hyrule, anyways? It's a dump."

"Yes, but we can sell it for a nice price on eBay."

"Ah, so go on."

"That's it. The Deku are defenceless. The end."

"Yes, but the deku have a Hylian helping them."

Remi and the deku continue through Hyrule Field, and eventually reach a set of steps.

"Whe'e do these go?" Lawrence asked.

"Who cares?" Remi answered. "Nighttimes coming, and I don't really want to give any more therapy to monsters."

"Yes. Don't a'gue with the Hylian, Lawwence!"

They go up the steps quickly. A few seconds later, they arrive in Kakariko.

"This place is okay." Remi commented. "Nothing odd appears to be happening.

A few metres away, a shady figure sits, wearing a duffle coat, sun glasses and a hat, which is pulled down over his face. His body is lumpy and his head is strangely small. Looking through a hole in his newspaper, he saw them walk over his trap.

"What?" He yelled, staring and throwing down his newspaper. As it was night time, no one was there.

"Is something wrong, Boss?" A voice from inside the duffle coat crowed.

"No.." The original cucco said, shrugging off his Hylian diguise, to reveal our favourite cucco, Richard. He was standing on top of a mound of his fellow cuccos. "No.. Nothing at all, Norbert."

He ran over to the trap, a pit with sticks on the top to disguise it.

"What ho!" He exclaimed. "Why did it not work?"

He jumped up and down on top of it

And fell through.

An: This wasn't as good as the last one. Still, I hope you enjoyed it!

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