"Uh Oh, the laundry's done!"

Friends

Chapter Nine

We're free! Free!

We join Link and Malon on the road to nowhere, trecking through the Lost Woods. They come across a cucco.

"AwWwWwWw…" Malon murmured.

"Great! Food! I'm straving!"

"No, Link!" Malon snapped at him, angrily. "You wouldn't really?"

"You bet I would!"

"Oh for pity's sake, Link, you can't be that hungry; you ate half our rations this morning!"

"That was this morning!" Link moaned back.

"It's only 2 o' clock!"

"Shoosh, giant talking sandwich!"

Malon sighed. This was going to be a long day.

Our ever lovable poultry appear to be getting nowhere either.

"Help me!" Richard screamed at the cucco.

"How do we know that you're the real you?" Mike said slowly.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"You could be an impostor."

But for once in their lives, Remi and the Deku army appear to be doing something loosely related to their original plan.

They have the budgie, which is now disguised as a canary, tied to a chair. Remi is behind a video camera and Lawrence is snapping photos of it. The budgie, not the video camera. The sergeant is standing in front of them.
"Okay, Wemi." The sergeant began. "Sta't it wolling." "Yes sir!" Remi called, putting the camera on a tripod and sitting down. "Ahem.." The sergeant cleared his throat. "Good evening. I expect wondewing whe'e you' canawy is, hmm? Well, we have been nice so fa', but enough is enough! Give us the sma'ties, or Fwedewick will suffe' and agonising death!" "You named the bird?" Remi asked.

"Yes."

"Oh."

"Now put the tape and photos in the post."

"A first class stamp, sir?"

"Do I look like I'm made of money?"

"…"

Back in the Lost Woods

"I see a light." Link murmured dreamily.

"No, Link, NO! Don't go into the light!" Malon shouted.

"It's over there." Link replied, pointing.

"Oooh.. Tehehe.."

"We're FREEEEE!"

An:Sigh: I'm going to Banburgh tomorrow.. The next chapter will probably be the last.. I don't know.

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Uber Spoonz: Thanks! I always wanted to make Ganondorf sing that. 