"He's got super Hip-Hop style!"

Family Guy

Chapter Ten

Every good story has a beginning, a middle, and an end.

Our heroes have worked hard to achieve their goal.

Kidnapping a canary and holding it to ransom isn't hard work, but the author and narrator have laboured long and hard to think of meaningless, random things to present to you, the Readers.

"What are you on about?" Remi snapped, staring at The Narrator.

I was just telling the Readers. They only just arrived this chapter.

"What?" Remi asked again.

"Hello, Remi!" A man in a smart suit exclaimed happily. "We're your new neighbours, the Readers! I'm George Reader, this is my wife Emily Reader, and this is little baby Beau Reader."

"Oh…" Remi said slowly. "I think I'm going to back away slowly now."

"You do that!" George cried. He and his wife waved.

"Bye bye! Nice meeting you!" The sergeant said happily. "…Fweaks…"

Lets leave the Readers to slowly kill Remi and the Dekus with their insane cheeriness, and find ourselves in the main hall at Tiddly-Toodlum.. Er, Hyrule castle.

"I want a boat!" Zelda screams at a slave – no, sorry, butler.

"Yes ma'am." The butler grumbles. "You're the princess."

"Darn tootin'!"

"Bizzum.."

"I heard that!"

In the kitchen, Impa is cooking up nothing but trouble.

"Hey!" Impa snapped, looking up. "Did you just pun me?"

No, miss.

"Good." She replied with an icy glare.

Seriously.. You never argue with a woman with eye-makeup like that.

"Eye-makeup?" Zelda remarked, coming into the kitchen. "It looks like someone's punched her one. Hey, Impa, what's for dinner?"

"You.." The Sheikan nurse-maid mumbled bitterly. She grinned evilly from ear to ear, then went back to preparing the sauce.

"What?" Zelda said, confused.

"Oh, did I say You? I meant.. Em.. Poo."

"Poo?" Zelda asked, sceptically.

"Yes."

"O-kay…" Zelda said, pointing to the door. "I'll –uh- be.. through there.."

"Good save, old girl." Impa sighed, relieved.

She goes back to her work. Spying the cookbooks on the shelf, she cautiously takes one down.

"Hmm.." She mused, flicking through it. "That would be a nice sauce to do her in.. And the king would never suspect what it covers to be his daughter.. Oh! I could call it Zelda Supreme! No.. Too suspicious."

Let us leave our cannibalistic Sheikah and go see Link and Malon, who have just left the Lost Woods, passed quickly through the Kokiri Forest (For fear of being attacked by midgets.) and out onto Hyrule Field.

"Ah.." Malon sighed. "It's good to be out in the fresh air again!"

"Hey!" An altogether too familiar voice shouted.

Link turned around and saw.. A fairy.

"Oh hello, talking floating light bulb!"

"I'm not a light bulb, silly buy, I'm your ex fairy partner, Navi!"

Link's eyes glazed over, and he fell backwards slowly.

"Um… Link?" Malon said slowly, "You okay?"

Lets travel back to the control room at the castle. Joseph and Mike are flapping about, trying to mime to the king what happened back at the village, because, though these cuccos are very advanced and smart, they possess voice only to the extent of crowing as the sun comes up. The King and Sam are confused.

"Ugh!" Mike snapped, "I give up."

"Yes." Joseph agreed. "These creatures are silly things."

"So how else do we tell them everyone but us went in to try and help Richard and got stuck?"

"I am unsure, Joseph."

They stared at the king.

"The time for world domination draws nearer, Joseph." Mike said solemnly. "Soon, we shall rule over all."

"Indeed."

"D'you reckon animals can understand us, sir?" Sam asked.

"No, Sam." The king said, with a small chuckle. "They're just animals. Just stupid animals."

Mike and Joseph's eyes narrowed.

"Mail call!"

"I say," Joseph remarked. "What an American thing."

"Indeed." Mike nodded.

A small parcel plops through the letterbox. The king opens it up and finds a video tape. He puts it in the machine, and waits for a moment. We soon see the sergeants message. The king whimpers, and puts a hand to his forehead.

"I say!" Mike exclaimed. "Wasn't that Phil? From college?"

"Why yes!" Joseph replied. "I dare say it was!"

"My, what a small world!"

"I give up. Send the fiends their smarties." The king stammered, putting his head in an arm. "I just want my canary back."

"Yes, sir."

Back with the dekus, the smarties are devided equally amongst them.

"Well then," Remi said happily. "Everything worked out for the best."

"Yes, it did." The sergeant agreed.

"I couldn't agwee more." Lawrence agreed.

"By the way," Remi began, "Did the king tell Link and Malon they could stop looking for us now?"
"Nope."
"Should we?"
"Naw, I'm su'e they'll find out soon enough."

"Okay." Remi said, gathering up her many smarties. "I'm gonna take off."

"Bye Miss Wemi!" The deku shouted. "We'll miss you!"
"Bye. I'll see you again, sometime, okay?" And with that, she turned, and walked towards the horizon, back to Hyrule Castle Town.

An: Aw… Happy ending! This isn't what I'd hoped for, but I go away on Holiday tomorrow, and I wanted to get the story finished before then. I hope you enjoyed it!

I have another story planned, for those who care.

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WindSage1790 and Uber Spoonz – You two are my heroes! Thanks for reviewing all through the story; it really helped me! Have a cookie!