My first fan fic!
Copyright, blah,blah,blah……….
RatedT (probably), rated E for entertaining and rated F for funny. :)
My fan fic is based on the game Shadow of Destiny.
AND IT'S REALLY FUNNY!
Idiot's Shadow
-Eike lies down on the square to think about life.-
Eike: Life is so beautiful.
Old woman: Stop!
-The old woman and the braty girl run over Eike with their tractor-
Girl: I think we ran over something.
Old woman: It's a drunk or something.
Girl: Aren't we the ones who are ,like, smashed?
Old woman: hic,hic
-Eike goes to the cafe to find the memo to Dana-
Eike: What's this?
-A voice can be heard from inside-
Voice1: Ooooh…..I see you….ha ha ha…
Voice2: I'm flying…..
-Eike runs in the cafe and sees the cafe owner and the fortune teller smoking joint-
Eike: What! You!
Teller: Do you want me too predict your future! I see dead people. Ha ha ha….
Owner: Waaaaassssuuuppppp!
Eike: Who's there!
-He points at the back of the counter. Homonculus comes out dressed as a schoolgirl-
Homonculus: I'm a bad girl.
-Homonculus notices Eike-
Homonculus: ummm…oooops…..
-Eike comes out of the bar and takes out a Playboy from his pocket, instead of the alchemy book. Homonculus shows up.-
Eike: What are you doing here?
-Homonculus looks at the Playboy and Eike shows it to him-
Homonculus: Move it away! I don't like the symbol on the cover.
Eike: What are you?
Homonculus: I'm Homonculus.
Eike: So you're gay too! That's great! We can hang out some time!
-Eike drops his Playboy instead of the Digipad in fornt of Hugo-
Hugo: What is that?
Eike: Nothing, nothing…
Hugo: I want to make something like that too!
-A few chapters later….-
-Eike gets a phone call from Hugo-
Hugo: I made something like that too! Just like your magazine!
FUN FACT: Dr. Wagner was the first model.
Sybila: Will you bring me a kitten!
Eike: I'll see what I can do.
-Some time later….-
-Eike brings a killer dog to Sybila instead of a kitten-
Eike: I'm sorry I didn't bring you a kitten. I hope this will do.
Sybila: Yaay! A puppy!
Killer dog: Let me have 'er!
Bar owner: Want to see the picture?
Eike: No, but I'm sure they're cute.
Bar owner: Want to see the picture?
Eike: I'm sorry, but no.
Bar owner: Want to see the picture?
Eike: No!
Bar owner: Want to see the picture?
Eike: NO!
Bar owner: Want to see the picture?
Eike: NO, DAMMIT!
Bar owner: Oh…I get it, I'll stop bothering you.
Eike: Thank godness.
Bar owner: By the way… Want to see the picture?
-Eike takes out the digipad and bashes the bar owner on the head-
Eike: I don't want to see the damn picture!
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