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Chapter 2: Wow! Movie refferences!
-Eike tries to leave cafe-
Dana: Wait, sir!-
Eike: Oh! Did I leave enough for the coffe?-
Dana: You did.-
Eike: Then there's no problem.-
Eike tries to leave again
Dana: But,sir, wait!-
Eike: What! Did I leave enough for the coffe?-
Dana: Yes, but…-
Eike: WHAT?-
Dana: Oh, I cannot take it anymore! It has been bothering me for weeks! I have to ask you………WHERE DID YOU BUY THOSE ADORABLE PANTS?-
Eike: Ummmm, Christian Dior designer pants.-
Dana: But…He designes women clothing.-
Eike: But, I'm gay remember?-
-First chapter refference-
-In chapter 6 Eike arrives back after telling Oleg in the past to make a time-travel thriller and is now walking to the movie poster.-
Girl 1: Oh my god! This movie is so cool!
Girl 2: Yeah, I love this guy's movies!
Girl 3: Me too!
-Eike walks to the poster and sees that it was a poster for Teletubbies: The search trough time for tubby toast.-
-And that, dear readers, was the beginning of the teletubbies. As you can see it was ALL EIKE'S FAULT(Again?)! GET HIM!-
-Eike gives the philosophers stone to Dr. Wagner.-
Eike: This is the only stone that looks like the philosophers stone.
-Dr. Wagner turns around and it turns out he was actually J.K. Rowling.-
J.K.Rowling: HEY! I could use that in my new book!
-And that is the TRUE story how J.K. got the idea for her book. Again, Eike changed history. ;)-
-Eike gives the philosophers stone to Dr.Wagner-
Eike: Here, this is the only stone that fits the bill.
Dr. Wagner: Yeeeeeeeessssss, Myyyyyy preciousssssss. Now we are togettther! I is never putting you dooown. You is ouuur stone! My preciousssssssssss….
-Eike's cellphone rings in chapter 8-
Eike: Hello?
Hugo: WASSSSSAPPP?
Eike: WASSSSSAAPPPP?
Hugo: Yo! Hom pick up the phone!
Hom: WASSSSSSSAPPPP?
-Eike enters the bar and finds the bar owner inside.-
Bar owner: Pie esu domini!
-The bar owner hits himself with a plank-
Bar owner: Donna e is reqiem!
-He bashes himself again-
Eike: NOOOO! GOD NOOO! NOT ANOTHER MONTY PYTHON REFFERENCE!
-Eike runs around the town followed by Hom who is bashing two coconuts-
Coconuts: Clop clop clop!
-The secret behind Shadow of Destiny sound effects-
Coconuts: Clop clop clop clop!
Eike: Halt, my horse!
-They stop in front of Mr. Eckhart's house-
-Eckhart is looking trough the window-
Eike: Hello! May I speak with your lord? I request food and shelter for me, hom and my horse!
Eckhart: What horse?
Eike: The horse I was riding when I got here!
Eckhart: Hom was just bashing to coconuts! That's no horse, altough it sounds like one. And ,by the way, how did you get those coconuts? They don't grow here!
Eike: Maybe they were carried by a swallow.
Eckhart: An african swallow?
Eike: Yes.
Eckhart: But a swallow cannot carry a coconut! It is too heavy for it!
Eike: Maybe two swallows carried it!
Eckhart: But they cannot fly like that!
Eike: Never mind! Can I speak with your lord?
Eckhart: But maybe they had a net!
Eike: Forget the stupid swallows! Take me to your lord!
Eckhart: What if they found the coconuts here? Maybe it was some kind of genetical mutation?
Eike: YOUR LORD, PLEASE!
Eckhart: I think an that the african swallows are bigger and can carry a coconut. What if I'm right?
Eike: ARGHHH! TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD! CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Eckhart: I got it! The swallow carried the coconuts in it's mouth!
Eike: -headbutts the wall-
Hom: -bashes coconuts - Clop clop!
Eckhart: It wasn't a swallow at all! It was a flying pig! Or maybe a flying horse!
Eike: -Hits head with coconuts- Clop clop clop!
Hom: Why can't we all just get along? I preffer strawberry jam over honey. Doughnuts….
Eckhart: It was a flying doughnut! Yes, now it is logic. A coconut flavor doughnut!
Hom: Ringo Star rules! -dresses as a schoolgirl- (wow, flashbacks)
Eike: -runs around in circles-
Eckhart: Maybe it was carried by a flying schoolgirl?
-As you can see it was another MONTY PYTHON REFFERENCE! YAAAY!-