RR76: Well, here it is. The sequel to To Love and Die in El Paso, Texas. This promises to be boringly predictable...not. Being written by me is enough to make it random and unpredictable. Enjoyness.

Beast Boy strolled through the Tower, singing quietly to himself. "I hear the train a-comin', it's comin' round the bend..." He stopped. "Dude, why am I singing country music?"

Just then the Mysterious Voice That Sounds Eerily Familiar (MVTEF) spoke to him. "Bea,st Boy, coul,d you t,urn into a c,ow for a mo,ment?"

"Why?" Beast Boy asked.

"Dram,atic iro,ny."

"Oh, okay." So Beast Boy turned into a cow and got zapped with a cattle prod and fell unconcious. HA!

Raven stood in her room, staring at her mirror. The sane one. The one that doesn't lead to her BRAIN. She picked up a beefsteak and transformed it into a knife.

"I'm going home to Hell for a couple of days to visit my family. Love to you all, Raven," she typed on her computor using her free hand. She brought the knife to her throat and--ZAP--was hit in the back by a cattle prod. "Wow, normally I don't get hit by cattle prods until AFTER I get to Hell," she mused, and fell asleep.

Outside Starfire's room, odd screams could be heard.

"SSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAARFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!"

"RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOBIN!"

"pant, pant...Okay Star, wanna go again?"

"Oh yes! (deep breath) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREEE!"

The two panted some more, and the Mysterious Camera came inside to find them sitting on her bed holding hands and panting. "Oh, Robin, these contests where we scream each other's names as loud as we can are most entertaining, but they do cause me to grow tired and pant after a long period of time," Starfire said, fidgeting with the fabric of her skirt. Which she was wearing. Durhey. What'd you think they were doing?

A gleam came into Robin's eye...or mask, I guess. "Wanna do something else that'll make us pant really hard?"

Starfire returned the look. "What did you have in mind, Robin?" she asked seductively.

Robin raised a videotape. "Richard Simmons workout tapes," he whispered huskily.

Starfire squealed with joy and then suddenly got zapped by a cattle prod. Robin opened his mouth to say something, but was hit by a cattle prod before he could say anything and fell unconcious.

Cyborg was busy making out with the T-Car, his one and only true love. "Oh, T-Baby, I love you. One day, after the wedding, I'll take you to Paris, and we'll go into our hotel room, and I'll lay you down on that big ol' bed and give you a nice coat of white paint, and then I'll wax your hubcaps, and polish your windshield, and--" Zap. Thud.
Carson walked down the hall of Titan's Tower, reading his favorate book, "How to Make People Suffer," when suddenly he bumped into someone. He looked up and saw Terra standing there, oddly enough, not dead. They stared deep into each other's eyes for a while, and then ZAP. The bug zapper caught something and it died. Then they got hit with cattle prods.
Beast Boy groaned and opened his eyes to find himself locked in a closet. To his left, Bob woke up, saw Beast Boy and said "Hiya Remmy. Say, do you like mopeds?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Beast Boy shouted.

"Yee,eeeeeeeeeeee,eeeeessss..." a quivery voice said slowly. Beast Boy looked up to see a TV. On this TV was...TORGO. In identical closets everywhere in the Tower, the other zapp-ys were waking up. And on identical TVs in each closet was...TORGO.

"I am TORgo," he said twitchily. "I take CAre of the place while the MASter is awAY. And now, I h,ave com,e to g,et my rev,en,ge on you for wha,t you did to the MASter! I h,ave put you e,ach in a room w,ith SOMEone you canNOT stand to be arOUND. For exAMPle, ROBin is trapped with Sla,de."

Robin looked to his left to see Slade sitting there, doing Slade-like things. Ahem.

"S,tarFIRE is trAPPed with BLACKfire!"

"Like, ohmigod, did you, like, see Courtney's outfit for the prom? It was, like, SO last week! Like, ohmigod!" Blackfire cheered. Starfire's face fell and she started looking at her Robin tatoos. All 145 of them.

"CYborg is wi,th GizMO!"

"Ah, cram it ya crud licking barf eater!" Gizmo shouted.

"RAven is trapped with...um...KITTEN!"

"HA!" Raven shouted. "STARFIRE is the one who hates Kitten, not me! So HA!"

"Ha,hahah,ahahaha, wait and SEE, RAven," Torgo said cryptically.

"As for CArsON, well..."

Carson lay sleeping, dreaming of stabbing and shooting people, when he was suddenly awoken by a bucket of cold water. He coughed, choked, coughed some more, and looked up to see Terra holding a bucket of water. "It's about time, I thought I'd have to douse you with the gasoline and set you on fire to wake you up. You know." Her head grew 30 times and shouted "LIKE YOU DID TO ME? REMEMBER? NAPALM?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Carson shouted dramatically.

Yes, for many, many chapters, tensions will mount, tempers will rise, passions will flare, and so on and so forth. Just wait and see what the resolution is. Buahahahahahahahahaha!

Will the Titans escape from Torgo's devious trap? Will the Master escape from the ass of Mr. Slave? Will Torgo conquer the Earth using the army of the Holy Empire of Bunchacrunch? Stay tuned! Or I'll, like, I dunno, do stuff. What kind of stuff? Just...stuff. I'll...I'll...make you sit through a pep rally at my new high school that I will be attending next year! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

There. Now. Review. Please. I want. You. To. Review. Now. People. Stop. Reading. And. Friggin. Review. Now. Go. Hurry. Bitches...