The Adventures of
ANAKIN SLEEPWALKER!
Obi-Wan Kenoli: You are tempted by the dark side...of the CHOCOLATE BAR!
Anakin Sleepwalker: Am not! I will always be pure and eat the milk chocolate!
Chancellor Pretzeltine: In order to be a powerful chocolate taster, you must sample the full range of chocolates! You must try the dark chocolate. Obi Wan holds you back.
Mace Whitechocolate: Don't do it Anakin!
Anakin: Why shouldn't I? I don't need a motive.
Obi Wan: (basically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fight ensues. Anakin falls into vat of boiling chocolate.
Obi Wan: You were supposed to eat the chocolate! Not fall into it! Look what a mess you've made.
Anakin: Sorry master. WHAT AM I SAYING? I meant: I hate milk chocolate.
Obi Wan: You don't know what you're missing...
Anakin: E GADS! I forgot! I'm allergic to dark chocolate! NO! I'll have breathing problems for the rest of my life!