Why Inuyasha Never appears on TalkShows anymore.
The Orange Talkshow
(With Inuyasha)
Chikara: HOORAY! WELCOME TO….THE ORANGE TALKSHOW!
Shizuka: Joy…..
Kokoro: Oh god….the "Orange Talkshow"….
Mitsuki: Lighten up guys….
Chikara: AAAAAAAAAAND…TODAY WE'RE GONNA TALK TO NONE OTHER PERSON…THAAAAAAAAN…YOUR FAVORTIE HANYOU…INUYASHAAAAAAAAA!
audience claps
Inuyasha: enters
audience claps some more…and more…and more…
Shizuka: ….takes out katanas SHUT UP!
audience stops clapping
Kokoro-.-U uh ok….anyway…turns to Inuyasha Now….
Inuyasha: Feh…what the hell am I doing here anyway?
Mitsuki: We're interviewing you! Now tell us about yourself please!
Inuyasha: …….-.- No.
Chikara: YES U WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Or else…PUDGE WILL EAT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Inuyasha: O.o uh..ok ok ok…
Shizuka: This is so stupid……
Kokoro: ahem Now Inuyasha….how old are you?
Inuyasha: 17
Shizuka: Liar.
Inuyasha: NANI! grabs Shizuka's shirt YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN!
Mitsuki: Your not 17 Inuyasha…
Chikara: MORE LIKE 67!
Inuyasha-.- shut up.
Kokoro: AHEM ok…back to the subject…now Inuyasha…do u like anyone?
Inuyasha: blushes N-NO!
Kokoro: covers ears ok ok! Don't yell!
Inuyasha: I DON'T LIKE ANYOOOOOONE!
Shizuka: Liar.
Inuyasha: glare .
Mitsuki: You so like someone…
Chikara: MORE LIKE TWO!
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!
Chikara: AAAAAAAAAND…GUESS WHO THEY ARE!
Shizuka: …Kagome
Chikara: DING DING DING DING!
Mitsuki: Don't forget Kikyo.
Audience: GASP PLAYER! INUYASHA IS A PLAYER!
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!
Kokoro: shoots out her beam of magic QUIET!
whole studio gets quiet
Kokoro: Thank you! Now…on with the show…Inuyasha…do you have any favorite food or foods?
Inuyasha: Ramen. Ramen all the way!
Kokoro: uh..ok..-.-U next question….
Chikara: I WANNA ASK A QUESTION!
Kokoro: fine fine fine….then everyone else has to also.
Chikara: OK!
Shizuka: ….
Mitsuki: alright I guess….
Chikara: ME FIRST!
Kokoro: FINE.
Chikara: INUYASHAAAAAAAAA!
Inuyasha: O.oU yea?
Chikara: DO YOU KNOW….THE MUFFIN MAN?
Inuyasha: The muffin man?
Chikara: THE MUFFIN MAN
Inuyasha: The muffin man?
Chikara: YES. THE ONE THAT LIVES ON BERRY LANE.
Inuyasha: uh…no…
Chikara: GASP HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN! THE HORROR! THE HORROR! starts to set things on fire NOW…YOU WILL PAY FOR NOT KNOWING THE MUFFIN MAN!
Inuyasha: sinks into his chair e-eep…..
Kokoro: KARA!
Shizuka: hits Chikara with her katana
Chikara: swilry eyes oooo…oranges….
Kokoro: sigh Shizzy…you ask the next question…
Shizuka: Ugh…do I have to?
Kokoro: Yes you have to.
Shizuka: fine..uh…Inuyasha..
Inuyasha: yes?
Shizuka: Can I have your ears?
Inuyasha: my…ears…?
Shizuka: yea…your ears…takes out katanas and walks over to him hold still now…
Inuyasha: O.OU AHHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY!
Shizuka: mwhahahaha….gets ready to strike….
Mitsuki: WHAM! hits Shizzy with a textbook
Shizuka: falls over with swilry eyes orororororororo….
Kokoro: eh…ahem are you alright Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: breathes hard do…I…look…like….I'm alright….!
Kokoro: uh…no…ok…Suki…you ask….your question…
Mitsuki: Ok! Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: y-yea…? thinks please don't hurt me…please don't hurt me…
Mitsuki: What is….2 plus 2?
Inuyasha: Wut?
Mitsuki: 2…plus….2!
Inuyasha: What the hell is that!
Mitsuki: ….ladies and gentlemen….isn't he bright?
Audience: laughs
Inuyasha: ….-.- DIE SUKI!
Mitsuki: AIEEEEEEEEEE!
Kokoro: shoots out another beam of magic at Inuyasha
Inuyasha: falls owowowowowowow!
Kokoro: sigh Am I the only sane one here?
Shizuka: wakes up wut….?
Kokoro: O.oU never mind….
Chikara: wakes up What happened? sees Inuyasha on the floor OOOOOOOO! LETS KICK HIM!
Inuyasha: hears that WHAAAAAAAT! gets up and starts to run away AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chikara runs after him
Mitsuki runs after Chikara to make sure she doesn't kill Inuyasha
Kokoro runs after Mitsuki to make sure she doesn't get killed by both Inuyasha and Chikara
Shizuka: O.o
Audience: IS THAT IT!
Shizuka: Uh….
Audience: starts to get mad WE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS!
Shizuka: Uh…please stay tuned…cuz…uh…we'll be having a commercial break! Audience: OK!
Shizuka: sweatdrops O.o I'm outta away
Everyone else comes back
Kokoro: Oro? Where's Shizzy?
Mitsuki: looks around Dunno…
Chikara: OH WELL! WE GOT INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: ducted tape to the floor HEY! GET THIS STUFF OFF!
Chikara and Mitsuki get busy taping Inuyasha with more duct tape
Shizuka comes running back being chased by staff members for hacking up their equipment
Kokoro: sweatdrop Bye everyone! Tune in next time for the interview with Kagome!
to be continued
WHAT! I was high...>.> dont blame meh...