I own a Inuyasha as much as I own a car.
Sesshomaru-sama, How are babies made?
Rin and Shippo had suddenly stopped screaming. It was odd without their high chirpy annoying voices of " Sesshomaru-sama" or " Ohhh! I can help! Fox Fi—GYAHHHHHHHHHH" In any case, the expected happiness from their eardrums did not come. Rather, it was unnerving.
When they stopped whispering Rin giggled and ran back up to the group.
" Sesshomaru-sama"
" What is it Rin."
" I - I mean, We wanted to know how are babies made"
Everyone stopped dead in their tracks
" Eh"
Shippo stared wide eyed up at them " Don't tell me you don't know"
Inuyasha glared at him " Of course I know, shut up."
Miroku grinned at Sango, she gave him a warning look, rolled her eyes, and went to walk next to Kagome where he wouldn't see her blushing.
Rin tapped her foot impatiently " Well"
Sesshomaru remained silent, but in his mind he was thrashing around for an answer
Dammit where is that stupid wind wench ( there sophie. Happy? More Kagura bashing?) when you need her
Sesshomaru sighed. " Okay. Well a man and woman have to uh— connect."
Rin's face grew confused " Connect"
Sesshomaru half chided himself and half congratualated himself " Yes Rin, connect."
" So...could you and I connect"
Sesshomaru jumped " Uhhh...no Rin...they have to be uhh—very good friends."
" Sesshomaru-sama doesn't want to be Rin's good friend"
" No of course I do Rin, it's just that it's a different type of good friend." Sesshomaru fought for words.
Rin's face cleared up " Oh! Okay! Can we be a different type of good friends."
" No Rin."
Rin sighed " Rin doesn't understand. Can Sesshomaru-sama demonstrate"
Sesshomaru looked around and stopped himself sharply. He did not want to make it seem as if he needed help on such petty matters. However Inuyasha saw him look around.
Inuyasha took it the wrong way. He glared at Sesshomaru and growled. " Touch her, and die."
Kagome glared at Inuyasha " What are you talking about! Why are you so protective! I'm not like property or anything...hmm"
Inuyasha glared at her back " Shut up."
"Sit."
Miroku meanwhile stared hopefully at Sango.
" No way houshi."
Sesshomaru stared at Rin again " Nobody knows, Rin, it's one of the great mysteries of life."
"Oh."
The End.
Muahahhaha...that was fun.