This is yet another episode of our really really odd and screwed up series. Finally I've updated with the impossible: Selling Aids. And if I've offended anybody, I'm really sorry, but I can't help it. I'm retarded. So if you don't like it, just...ignore it.
We picked the three most emotionless characters, as they could relate to salespeople SO WELL. And they barely ever smile, whenever they do, they smile creepily. Enjoy
Kikyo stepped up and her face nearly covered the screen. " Hey punk, buy aids." She retreated. Nearby in the back round, Naraku stumbled on screen
" Yeah, because...ummm...uh.." he began to drool "duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Kikyo sighed and glanced at him " Freakin' loser." Sesshomaru entered, and him, being how he is, had the answer to everything
" Because they are punk and in style"
Naraku's eyes popped opened and he laughed "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..." he mysteriosly started to scratch himself."
Kikyo began to jump up and down "you do wanna be punk and in style, right? right! you don't! what the beeeeeeeeep is wrong with you?"
A child ran away, covering his ears while screaming.
" You have to buy them! Don't you wanna get high? kratos's special aids do many things: it always kills rats and small children." Sesshomaru explained, he refrained from showing any sign of excitement so as to not over exert himself.
Naraku was now in a fit of scratching and twitching. "don't" scratch " you want "twitch twitch "coke bugs?" scratch "thats the" scratch "best part!" scartch "im" twitch scartch "having the" twtitch "time of my" scartch "life!" scratch scratch scratch scratch twitch scratch scratch scratch.
Kikyo then struck a fob pose. "Also, if you use these special aids, you men can become womanly!"
Sesshomaru was suddenly super imposed on the screen. " Wow! What a great deal. I mean! Seriously, look at me! I've got fangirls!"
Naraku was now lying on the ground so as to scratch himself better. "I" twitch "be" scratch "womanly!" scratch scratch scratch scratch
Kikyo smiled and called " You can change from this!" she held up a picture of Goshinki. "to this!" She held up another picture of Menomaru."Men can be womanrific! Yaaaay!"
Naraku smiled and hugged the picture " Wow!" twitch " That's amazing!" scratch twitch
And Sesshomaru, being the right one as always, spoke up "thats not amazing, its hott."
Kikyo smiled and nodded and Sesshomaru " and can you guess what woman turn into!" She paused for the audience to answer.
"you're right!"
Sesshomaru nodded in agreement " good for you!"
Naraku twitched one of his last " buy aids..." scratch " today!"
Elevator music comes on and Kikyo and Sesshomaru ball room dance while Naraku lays on the floor bleeding to death from the scrathing until the commercial ends.
LN: yeah. I'm really weird.