A/N: Next Chapter.yep.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Harry and Dumbledore landed with a crash in Dumbledore's office at Hogwarts Castle.
'Not one of his best landings.' Harry thought to himself as he dusted off his buttocks.
"Well, Harry." Dumbledore began, "I suppose you better be off to Slytherin House now."
"Ummm.Proffessor..I'm in Gryffindor.."
"Oh.right you are boy."
And with that young Harry was off to his first magically magic first day back at Hogwarts as a sixth year.
"Yippeeeee!!!" Harry shouted as he ran through the halls of Hogwarts.
However, the young wizard suddenly stopped dead in his tracks..his arch enemy Draco Malfoy was walking down the same corridor, heading right for him.
"What are you shouting about Harry?" Draco asked, "There's nothing for you to be happy about, your parents are dead, you have friends that have very little money, and you are a filthy mudblood!"
Harry fumed, "So what if my parents are dead, and Ron's parents make 5 knuts a month, that's way more than last year!"
"Hahahaha! Pottah! I use the same insults over and over again, and they always bother you!"
"Shut up Malfoy!" And with that, magical magic shot out of Harry's scar.in an image of Lord Voldemort's face. Malfoy was burnt into ashes.
"Pottah.you will pay." The ashes of Malfoy muttered.
"Yeah Right, Meltfoy!" Harry shouted in the face of the ashes, "Get it, Meltfoy?!"
"That's a crappy joke Pottah."
"Yeah.well, off to the feast!"
"Bye Pottah."
"Hi Ron, hi Hermione." Harry said as he sat down at the table with his two very best friends.
"Hi Harry." Ron grunted.
"Hello Harry Potter, also known as the boy who lived, who survived you-know- who's curse, and had to live with his Aunt and Uncle."
"Ummm..right." Harry muttered as he picked up a piece of pizza from a plate in front of him.
"Hermione is trying to prove how much smarter she is this year than last year." Ron explained, "It's really annoying."
"Right." Harry replied as he took a bite of pizza.
"Students of Hogwarts!" Professor Dumbledore suddenly announced from the staff table. "I'm happy to inform you that we have a new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher, also referred to as the DADA teacher, his name.Professor Vol D. Mort!
All the students from all of the house tables began cheering loudly, Harry however, knew better, the man with the white face standing beside Professor Dumbledore wearing a black robe with a picture of a dying man in the middle of the chest area. this was not a Professor Vol D. Mort.but it was the dark lord Voldemort!
"Professor Dumbledore!!!!" Harry shouted over the applause, "It's Voldemort!"
Professor Vol D. Mort then shot Harry a cold disgusting look, angry, sad, mad, and jealous, all at the same time. However nobody else seemed to notice.
"What are you talking about Harry, he who must not be named is dead!" Hermione shouted.
"Do you not remember anything from last year Hermione?!" Harry grew angry, "Voldemort is alive!"
"Hahahahaha, Harry you're such a nutter!" Ron shouted at him.
"I AM NOT A NUTTER! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE ME! MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! MY AUNT AND UNCLE ARE SICKENINGLY NICE AND SPOIL ME TOO MUCH! MY ARCH ENEMY ALWAYS USES THE SAME INSULTS!" Harry shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Oh, Harry, I'm so sorry!" Hermione ran crying out of the room.
"Yeah, Harry, I'm really sorry.." Ron left crying after Hermione.
Harry felt guilty, and his scar hurt really bad.
'Voldemort must be near by.' Harry thought to himself.
Just then, he caught a glance at Cho Chang staring across from his at the Ravenclaw table. She glared, angrily, she had been bothering Harry to go out with Hermione for ages now.so he could see why making Hermione cry would upset Cho.
Harry then thought it time to leave himself, so like Ron and Hermione, he hurried off to the Gryffindor Common Room. The poor young wizard had no idea what was in store for him this year at his beloved school.
A/N: Sorry if I bashed some of the your fave characters ^_^;; basically I wanted to emphasis how Harry constantly yelled in the fifth book, that annoyed me so much. I also put emphasis on how Draco ALWAYS use the same freakin insults, which also annoys me. Poor Harry, nobody believes him about Voldemort -_- Well, thank you very much to those who review, or even to those who just read!
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Harry and Dumbledore landed with a crash in Dumbledore's office at Hogwarts Castle.
'Not one of his best landings.' Harry thought to himself as he dusted off his buttocks.
"Well, Harry." Dumbledore began, "I suppose you better be off to Slytherin House now."
"Ummm.Proffessor..I'm in Gryffindor.."
"Oh.right you are boy."
And with that young Harry was off to his first magically magic first day back at Hogwarts as a sixth year.
"Yippeeeee!!!" Harry shouted as he ran through the halls of Hogwarts.
However, the young wizard suddenly stopped dead in his tracks..his arch enemy Draco Malfoy was walking down the same corridor, heading right for him.
"What are you shouting about Harry?" Draco asked, "There's nothing for you to be happy about, your parents are dead, you have friends that have very little money, and you are a filthy mudblood!"
Harry fumed, "So what if my parents are dead, and Ron's parents make 5 knuts a month, that's way more than last year!"
"Hahahaha! Pottah! I use the same insults over and over again, and they always bother you!"
"Shut up Malfoy!" And with that, magical magic shot out of Harry's scar.in an image of Lord Voldemort's face. Malfoy was burnt into ashes.
"Pottah.you will pay." The ashes of Malfoy muttered.
"Yeah Right, Meltfoy!" Harry shouted in the face of the ashes, "Get it, Meltfoy?!"
"That's a crappy joke Pottah."
"Yeah.well, off to the feast!"
"Bye Pottah."
"Hi Ron, hi Hermione." Harry said as he sat down at the table with his two very best friends.
"Hi Harry." Ron grunted.
"Hello Harry Potter, also known as the boy who lived, who survived you-know- who's curse, and had to live with his Aunt and Uncle."
"Ummm..right." Harry muttered as he picked up a piece of pizza from a plate in front of him.
"Hermione is trying to prove how much smarter she is this year than last year." Ron explained, "It's really annoying."
"Right." Harry replied as he took a bite of pizza.
"Students of Hogwarts!" Professor Dumbledore suddenly announced from the staff table. "I'm happy to inform you that we have a new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher, also referred to as the DADA teacher, his name.Professor Vol D. Mort!
All the students from all of the house tables began cheering loudly, Harry however, knew better, the man with the white face standing beside Professor Dumbledore wearing a black robe with a picture of a dying man in the middle of the chest area. this was not a Professor Vol D. Mort.but it was the dark lord Voldemort!
"Professor Dumbledore!!!!" Harry shouted over the applause, "It's Voldemort!"
Professor Vol D. Mort then shot Harry a cold disgusting look, angry, sad, mad, and jealous, all at the same time. However nobody else seemed to notice.
"What are you talking about Harry, he who must not be named is dead!" Hermione shouted.
"Do you not remember anything from last year Hermione?!" Harry grew angry, "Voldemort is alive!"
"Hahahahaha, Harry you're such a nutter!" Ron shouted at him.
"I AM NOT A NUTTER! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE ME! MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! MY AUNT AND UNCLE ARE SICKENINGLY NICE AND SPOIL ME TOO MUCH! MY ARCH ENEMY ALWAYS USES THE SAME INSULTS!" Harry shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Oh, Harry, I'm so sorry!" Hermione ran crying out of the room.
"Yeah, Harry, I'm really sorry.." Ron left crying after Hermione.
Harry felt guilty, and his scar hurt really bad.
'Voldemort must be near by.' Harry thought to himself.
Just then, he caught a glance at Cho Chang staring across from his at the Ravenclaw table. She glared, angrily, she had been bothering Harry to go out with Hermione for ages now.so he could see why making Hermione cry would upset Cho.
Harry then thought it time to leave himself, so like Ron and Hermione, he hurried off to the Gryffindor Common Room. The poor young wizard had no idea what was in store for him this year at his beloved school.
A/N: Sorry if I bashed some of the your fave characters ^_^;; basically I wanted to emphasis how Harry constantly yelled in the fifth book, that annoyed me so much. I also put emphasis on how Draco ALWAYS use the same freakin insults, which also annoys me. Poor Harry, nobody believes him about Voldemort -_- Well, thank you very much to those who review, or even to those who just read!