The Mini Squad: Chapter Three: Short People Unit! Pt.3
A/n: Hello readers, it's that time again. Here comes the final part of Short People Unite. Hope y'all enjoy it!
I'd tell you what you need to know, but by now, you should know. So, get to reading!
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(?): Wow. This Naraku person sounds really bad.
Shippo: He is bad. And that's why we need your help, Myu.
Myu: Well, I'd really love to help Shippo, especially since you're Kagome's friend. But I don't know if I can leave the Forest of Souls. I'd have to ask the Soul Piper.
Shippo: But how can you talk to him if he always has that pipe in his mouth?
Myu: Simple. Though the Soul Piper cannot talk with normal people or demons, he can communicate with the dead.
Shippo: Oh, okay then.
Myu: Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. (Disappears in a ghostly kind of way.)
The Soul Piper had apparently heard Shippo and Rin whistling on their way to their camp. So, after everyone had fallen asleep, he awoke Shippo so the two could talk. He and Rin were making a lot of noise, after all. And Shippo was due for a good talking-to for that.
Shippo: Well DUH! Otherwise, I wouldn't have been talking to Myu now would I?
Well, I'm kind of like, the narrator. I need to tell the readers this stuff, weather it's obvious to you or not.
Shippo: (Tries to think of some clever comeback to say but can't think of anything good.) Whatever.
Oh, I'm sure you feel real smart now, don't you?
Shippo: Whatever!
Soutin: (Starting to wake up) Hey, what's going on?
Shippo: Huh?
Soutin: Is that you Shippo? What are you doing up so late?
Myu: (Appears out of nowhere, flies over to Shippo and hugs him.) Shippo, great news! I can come with you! Isn't that great?
Shippo: YAY! You can come! I guess the Soul Piper said you could come, huh?
Myu: Yeah and he's giving me ghostly powers to help defeat Naraku with you.
Shippo: Cool!
Soutin: Hey! Who are you?
Myu: Huh? Shippo, do you know this guy?
Soutin: GUY? I'm a girl!
Myu: Whatever.
Shippo: Hey Soutin, this is Myu. She's gonna be helping us in my master plan.
Soutin: What? You mean you've told her?
Myu: Yeah, and why not? You got a problem with that?
Soutin: How come you didn't tell me, Shippo?
Jaken: Hey! What's with all the noise? Can't a demon get some – (notices Myu) Shippo! Look out! A ghost has her arms around your neck! She's about to strangle you!
Myu: Huh? A ghost? Where?
You're the ghost, dumb-ass!
Myu: Hey! Who are you calling a dumb-ass?
Shippo: Calm down everyone. This is Myu, the girl I was telling you about. She's only here to help us, and now that we have her with us, we can leave this forest by morning!
So, with Shippo's words, everyone is relieved. Though Soutin is still giving Myu the evil eye.
Soutin: What do you mean? I don't have an evil eye.
Well sure you do. Everyone has an evil eye. Just make one eye freaky bigger than the other.
Soutin: Like this? o.0
You're getting there. But it's a little more like this. o.O
Soutin: Oh, I see. Okay, I got it now.
Good. Anyway, so the group now was able to rest up and by morning, they were ready to leave the Forest of Souls. With Shippo's great directing -
Jaken: Yeah right! That brat got us lost five times! FIVE TIMES for God's sake! We'd be better off taking directions from the stupid dragon!
Shippo: Hey! Who are you calling a brat?
Dragon: Yeah! And who are you calling stupid?
Both Shippo and Dragon punch Jaken in the head.
Jaken: Ouch! Hey, what was that for?
Rin: Rin thinks that Jaken should shut-up before he gets himself hurt again.
Myu: I agree.
Um, people, I wasn't done talking.
Shippo: Oh, we're sorry. Continue.
Thank-you. Anyway, the group made it out of the Forest of Souls. Now the group was able to go to the lush forests and enlist a particular demon living in the Lynx tribe. It was none other than Boonza, the Lynx demon that went to Totosi for help in a technique that could break down the barrier that kept his tribe out of their home. It was the doing of none other than the evil mantis demon, Nanafooshi.
Shippo: Nanafooshi. Now that's an interesting name. I wonder how she came up with it.
Boonza: Actually, Nanafooshi was a he.
Shippo: Oh…well that certainly is awkward.
Soutin: What sort of mother would curse their child with such a horrid name?
Myu: You have to keep in mind, Soutin, that Nanafooshi was a mantis, therefore being a bug. It could have a very different idea of cool names or even common names. For example, I am a human. And so is Rin, so you can expect names like Myu and Rin. Where as Shippo and Boonza are mammal-type demons. So you could expect names like theirs.
Rin: Wow! Myu is really smart!
Soutin: Since when have you been such a smartie-pants?
Myu: I've always been smart. Now can we please keep going? We've got other people to get, right Shippo?
Shippo: (Nods) Yep, that's right.
Soutin: (Glares while mumbling under her breath.) I really don't like her!
I'll leave that alone for now. Anyway, so after getting Boonza, the group travels to the distant mountains of the wolf demon tribe.
Rin: WOLVES! (Hides behind Shippo despite the fact that she's taller than him.)
Shippo: Well that was cruel.
Hey, it's what I do.
Boonza: Hey, anyone wonder how we're covering so much distance in one day?
Jaken: I just figured we were on frequent flyer miles.
Dragon: But I'm the only one that's flying!
Myu: Hey! What about me?
Dragon: Well, you're more of a float.
Boonza: But hey, how are we moving so quickly?
You don't need to worry about that now. All you need to do is bend to my all-powerful will!
All: Oh whatever!
Lousy-no-good-for-nothing-characters!
Soutin: Hey, what's with Rin?
Jaken: Well, you did say that we're headed for the wolf demon tribe, did you not?
(Curious look) Yes…
Jaken: Well, Rin has had a great fear of wolves ever since she was killed by a pack of them.
All: Rin was killed?
Myu: Then…why aren't you dead like me?
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru brought me back before the death demons could eat my soul.
Myu: No, the death demons wouldn't have gotten to you. The Soul Piper would have gotten to you before they had even pulled your soul from the body. This Sesshomaru must have come pretty quickly.
Jaken: Yes. Lord Sesshomaru utilized the power of the Tensusiga for the first time and brought the child back from the dead.
Boonza: Wow that's an amazing story!
Yeah, one that most of us have already heard.
Boonza: Well, I still think that's really amazing.
Soutin: What's so amazing about a girl dying cause she can't defend herself? That's what I call weak. She got lucky that this Sesshomaru was around to help her. I bet he just wanted to eat her in the end.
Suddenly, Sesshomaru appears out of nowhere in front of Soutin!
Sesshomaru: Stupid brat! (Slaps Soutin in the mouth then disappears again.)
Dragon: Well that was random.
Soutin: HEY! What was with that?
With what? I did nothing. Besides, you people have to get moving. So…GET MOVING!
Myu: (Hiding behind Shippo with Rin) I think we should do what she says.
Rin: Narrator can be really scary when she's mad.
Shippo: (Sigh) We really need some more guys.
Jaken and Dragon: What about us?
Shippo: You losers don't count.
Boonza: What about me?
Shippo: Well, you're help, but they keep hiding behind me.
Soutin: I'm not scared.
Well now that I have your attention, we can keep moving. Right?
All: (Nod)
Good. So now the group goes on to the wolf demon tribe. There they meet the young and energetic wolf demon Kenza!
Kenza: YES! I'm her OC! (Cheers in the background)
All: Where did all that come from?
That's not important right now. It's time to meet my OC! Hit it, Myoga!
Myoga: Kenza is from the same tribe as Kouga. He is slightly taller than Myu. He has short black hair that's about Miroku's hair length and has pale blue eyes. Kenza can tend to be a bit head strong and rather stubborn at times. But he normally means well and is always willing to protect his friends.
Kenza: Yup! Sounds like me! Thanks for the bio!
Anything for an OC! (Happy smile)
All: (Curious look.)
Shippo: Hey, cool leg warmers. They look just like Kouga's.
Kenza: I know! Kouga is my cousin.
Shippo: Interesting. Well, come on gang. We've got one more place to go. And it's going to be the strangest and scariest place yet.
Rin: (Still hiding behind Shippo) Just how strange is this place.
Shippo: A place that is way beyond any of our understanding.
Myu: (No longer behind Shippo) Shippo, you don't mean –
Shippo: Yes I do!
Myu: But I thought the only way to get from one to another was through death. And even still, it's only a one-way trip from the other side.
Jaken: What in the name of spiced toes are you two talking about?
Spiced toes? What have you been sniffing, Jaken?
All: Yeah… (Staring Jaken down)
Jaken: …um…never mind…
All: Whatever.
Soutin: Well, what are you two talkin' about anyway?
Myu: Shippo's talking about going to my home. But I don't know how he plans to do that because it's in the future!
Boonza: Oh wow! I never knew such a thing was possible!
Kenza: Ain't no way we could travel into the future. And there ain't no way that Myu could be from the future. It's just impossible.
Myu: Believe it or not, but I'm from the future. I just don't know how Shippo plans on getting us there.
Shippo: Trust me gang, there's a way. Follow me and I'll show you.
Shippo takes off down the mountainside and everyone else follows him. Now the group of…wait…1…2…3…4…8! Yeah, that's it. Now the group of 8 heads off for the infamous well that connects the two times.
Dragon: A WHALE!
Shippo: What the heck is a whale?
Dragon: A huge monster with a mouth the size of a country!
All: SAY WHAT!
Shippo: You guys, she said well, not whale!
All: Oh! Phew!
(Sigh) The things I have to put up with. I guess this is what I get for dealing with children.
Soutin: Is she talking to herself?
Kenza: Oh, she'll do that a lot.
Rin: Rin talks to herself! (Smiles brightly.)
All: (Stare.)
Myu: You know, that isn't something that you'd want to tell other people.
Rin: Why not? Lord Sesshomaru talks to himself when he is plotting on how to defeat Naraku and Inuyasha. He even laughs sometime, so I guess he tells very good jokes to himself.
Jaken: I vote you off this mountain.
I'm not going to bother. Point is, the chapter was supposed to end 18 lines ago.
All: It was? We're sorry.
You should be. Oh well, buh-bye folks!
(End Chapter)
A/n: And there you have it folds. Finally, the Short people have finally united. Next chapter: Sota's Secret Arsenal! Hope y'all enjoyed it. Now don't forget to review!
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