Tree House Of Horror
Who, what, when, where and die!
Marge-Homer get up we got to go to church
Homer-ohhhhh why can't they just broadcast it on the T.V
Marge-cause its not that important
Homer-then why do we have to go?
Marge-fine stay home i don't care
Homer-Wahoo
Marge opens the door and slams it behind her she then calls "Bart, Lisa wake up we have church come on get up"
Bart-(opens his door yawning) ok
Lisa-coming
Marge-(walks into kitchen) i made waffles
Bart and Lisa-cool
Homer-(walks in)Marge get me a beer will ya
Marge- (grones and walks out off the room)
Homer-suckers you have to go to church ha ha i don't
Marge- (walks in) HOMER! Stop teasing the children by the way heres your beer.
Homer- Wahoo
Marge, Bart and Lisa leave the house.
Marge- bye homer we will pick up a new set of duff on the way home
The family sedan speeds of like a lightning bolt
Homer- bye honey, free at last
Homer walks into the house.
Homer- now what shall i do
Homer walks over to the CD cabinet
Homer- let's see Brittany Spears, stupid Lisa wasting money on junk, backs street boys same thing Bart oh this looks good high way to hell cool
The Devil appears!
Devil- did you say HELL…
Homer- ummm yeah wait a minute your Flanders
Devil- yeah
Homer- DAMN FLANDERS
Devil-so you like hell huh
Homer- no i was just reading this CD cover AC/DC HIGH WAY TO HELL
Devil- oh well do you wanna come to hell
Homer- sounds cool
Devil- (whispers) yes very cool (lightning flashes) ha ha ha ha ha
Homer- there must be a storm oh well
Devil- come on let's go
A black, purple and red vortex appears in the ground both homer and the devil jump in. a loud voice appears just as they jump in the vortex
God- wait just a minute
Homer and the devil- why
God- would you rather go to HELL or HEAVEN
Homer- will i get a free halo
God- yeah there on special
Homer- ok let's go
Devil-ohhhhhhhh damn
Homer and God go back up to heaven
God- sooooo what have you been up to
Homer- well i don't swear i don't drink and none of my family members smoke
God- good
Homer-oh damn i left Paddy and Selma's smokes at Moe's i got to go get them
God- ok see ya
Homer- wait do i have to drop to the bottom
God-yeah
Homer-oh why didn't i go to hell whaaaaaa (Homer falls)
Credits start rolling