Holy shmoly. What a random piece of junk. .. Dude, haven't updated this in forever.
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I'm hungry…
His stomach grumbled noisily in agreement. The blond patted his stomach sympathetically.
Boy, this is hard work. A bowl of ramen after this sounds good…
His mouth watered at the thought of steaming artificial noodles swimming in oily, MSG saturated broth….
Yum…
He wiped the saliva that dripped out of the corner of his mouth as he reached out, eyes closed, for the nonexistent bowl of ramen…
Come to Papa!
He was awakened from his blissful fantasies as an old lady croaked out,
"Could you get me a Kleenex?" Green-hued snot was dripping grotesquely from the wrinkled face.
"I'm on it!" he shouted with a bit too much enthusiasm than the job called for. But perhaps I'm the one at fault. I mean, Kleenex's are pretty interesting, being square and all. Anyways.
Naruto scurried down the hall to the office where the box of unsuspecting tissues lay. He was suddenly whammed straight into the wall by what felt like an NFL football player on steroids.
"Aghhh! What the heck! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GO—"
It took him a minute to realize what that something was. Excuse his limited mental capabilities.
"Sasuke?" Naruto asked, astonished.
"What?" Sasuke shot a glare at the blond, his eyes red-rimmed and…watery!
Is Sasuke crying! OO
Ohmigod! It's the end of the world!
Sasuke quickly turned his back to Naruto, wiping his eyes on the back of his hand. Naruto gaped, incredulous, his mouth flapping open like a fish.
"Oh….my…God….Sasuke…and to think I admired you!"
The blond keeled over, guffawing loudly.
"AHAHHAHAHAHAH SISSY SASUKE! SASUKE'S A CRYBABY! AHAHHAHAHA! Poor Sasuke's gonna cry now? Awww, I'm sorry. My humblest apologies. Here, let me get you a tissue."
Naruto mock sympathized with Sasuke, patting him gently on the back and shaking his head mournfully. He delicately plucked a tissue from the Kleenex box, waving it in front of Sasuke.
"Poor, poor Sasuke. Let me wipe your eyes, okay sweetie?" Naruto bent over, tissue in hand.
Sasuke ripped the tissue forcefully out of Naruto's grip and threw it aside. It fluttered limply to the ground.
"Naruto….shut up!" he growled, biting out each word.
Naruto cackled like a maniac, his eyes dancing with glee. He clutched at his stomach.
"Ahhhahhahhaaha! Wait till I tell everyone about this! You'll be the laughing stock of all of Konoha! Who's the loser now? Ahahahha!" Naruto gasped, wiping at the edges of his eyes where tears of jubilance were beginning to form.
Kakashi suddenly appeared from behind the corner, his head buried in the infamous orange book. Naruto bounced eagerly up to Kakashi before Sasuke could protest, tugging persistently at the Jounin's sleeve.
"Kakashi-sensei! You won't believe what I'm going to tell you!" Kakashi only grunted in response, pulling his sleeve away from Naruto and re-immersing himself in his book.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! Listen, listen, listen!" Naruto whined.
"Shut UP, Naruto!" Sasuke snapped, his voice dangerous. Swirls of red flashed in his dark eyes. Could it be? (Gasp) The…SHARINGAN! (Psh, give me a break.)
"Oooooh, what's Sasuke gonna do, huh? Are you going to go cry to your mommy now? Kick my butt with your sissy-no-justu?" Naruto stuck out his tongue at Sasuke and danced around him in circles, wiggling his butt in a pathetic attempt to do the Macarena. "Kakashi-sensei! Guess what!"
Kakashi made an incoherent noise. Blasted kid. Did he always have to interrupt during the best parts? Seriously…
He better play along though, before Naruto got too hyper-active.
"Yes, Naruto?" he sighed tiredly, rubbing his neck.
"Sasuke's a cry-baby!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke winced at the loudness of Naruto's voice as it bounced off the walls. A long echo followed, and for a moment the three stood, open-mouthed, spellbound by this phenomena known as the echo.
Kakashi finally snapped out of the momentary trance and went back to his book.
"I already knew that, Naruto," he mumbled, waving the persistent blonde off, with a small gesture of his hand.
Naruto blinked, dumbfound.
"Oh."
An awkward silence ensued.
Ah, the joys of awkward silence! I will now proceed to fill the awkward silence with random nonsense! Now, behold!
Toothpicks are pointy! Earwax is yellow! Turtles are cool! My brother has a mustache! Er…had one until he shaved it off.
Wasn't that riveting!
Now you see why I write these stories. All for the awkward silences, you know?
Ahem. Back to the story.
The glorious, awkward silence was suddenly broken when Naruto abruptly and for absolutely no reason at all, began singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and skipping down the hallways, seeming very much like Gai…
Gai has got quite a following now, doesn't he? I'm considering joining the Gai posse myself. You should too. We all adore green spandex because it is oh-so-elastic! Come now, don't be shy! Be proud of the pair of green spandex pants I know you keep hidden deep in your closet!
Oh dear. There I go again.
Are you beginning to wonder what the point of this story is, too? ;D
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Seriously, this story is like….totally random. Sorry if you had to read this. My humblest apologies….T-T