A/N: Now, raise your hand if you're dying to find out what the pranks are. Hmm, okay, well, I can't see you, all I can see is the computer screen but I'm sure that most of you put your hands in the air. I'm dying to blurt out what they're gonna be, but I'll control myself. And where were my votes on rating this fic? Well, I guess that I'll just have to put it in again at the end.

Okay, i put a lot of = here because i needed to sort out the prank and it wouldn't accept any other signs, darn that computer.

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Chapter 6

The Prank

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Next morning, Lily, Stacy and Maria got up early to get the prank ready. By the time they were finished, students were already pilling in.

"Excellent, now lets see if it'll work." Whispered Lily.

"Snivellus had just entered. And he's wearing armor." Reported Maria.

"What the..." said Lily, looking at where Snape was standing. He was making a fool of himself by trying to flirt with this Ravenclaw girl who looked much grossed out. She was also holding her nose and looked like he needed some fresh air fast.

The three started giggling.

"Hey girls, what are you up to on this beautiful morning?" said James as he, Sirius, Remus, and Peter (Ugh) walked in and sat by the girls.

"Have you seen Snivellus?" said Maria.

The Marauders looked over at the Slitherin table and burst out laughing.

"What the hell was he thinking by dressing up like that?" said Remus.

The girls paid them no attention.

"Good. Now on the count of three. One..." said Stacy. All the girls had their wands pointed at the little black book.

"Merlin, what are they doing?" asked Sirius.

...Two...

"Dunno."

"I have a pretty good idea what. Lets just watch." Said Remus.

...Three.

Enlargae Porcus! The three girls said together.

"What the— James didn't even bother to finish.

The little black book suddenly expanded and enlarged so everybody could hear, see and read what it contained.

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The title was: START OF THE SUMMER.

The picture was of Snape picking his nose.

"I HAD A VERY NICE MEAL TODAY. IT WAS SO GOOD BECAUSE I HAD A LOT OF STUFF IN MY NOSE SO THE CAKE TASTED GREAT."

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Everybody let out either a ewwww.

Snape turned red.

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Title: A WEEK BEFORE SCHOOL

There was also a blown up picture of Snape in what looked like a flowered lacy pink dress that was holding a muggle Barbie doll. Snape and the Barbie both had the same flowered lacy pink dress.

"I VISITED AUNT UMBRIGE TODAY AND TOLD HER OF MY PROBLEMS OF HYGENE. SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY AND THAT I SHOULD WEAR A SUIT OF ARMOR SO THE SMELL STAYS IN. SHE SAID THAT SUITS OF ARMOR ATTRACT THE GIRLS..."

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The Great Hall rang with laughter.

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...SO HOPEFULLY THAT HOTTIE IN GRYFFINDOR, LILY, WILL LIKE ME."

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The Great Hall gasped.

Snape turned really red.

The three girls were drinking their orange juice spit it back out.

"Wha- James said

"Ew." Said Stacy. Maria, and Lily together.

"I just lost my appetite." Said Remus, putting his fork down.

"I think I'm gonna be sick." Said Lily, turning green.

"I wouldn't blame you." Said Sirius, now eyeing Snape with great dislike.

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The picture disappeared and another one appeared. This one was of Snape in Barney pajamas looking out the window.

Title: YESTERDAY AT NIGHT

"YESTERDAY I HAD TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY MOMMY. I MISS HER SO MUCH. WHO IS GOING TO SING TO ME AND READ ME STORIES SO I WILL FALL ASLEEP?"

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Snape turned scarlet.

At this everybody laughed so much, it hurt. Sirius was rolling around on the floor, howling with laughter. James was pounding on the table. Even the teachers were smiling, well, most of them.

"POTTER, BLACK, LUPIN, PETIGREW, DETENTION!" Shouted McGonnagal.

"But Professor, we didn't plan that prank."

"Yeah. It was Lily, Stacy, and Maria."

"Potter, stop telling lies. I know that Ms.Evans, Ms.Orad (Maria), and Ms.Dawn (Stacy) would not perform, such a prank. The four of you have detention this whole week."

"But Professor—

"No excuses." McGonagall marched off.

"Now what?" said Remus.

"You got us in trouble." Said Sirius, pointing at Stacy.

"Well, now you can add more detentions to your school record of detentions." Said Lily.

"Yeah, you should be happy." Said Maria.

"Well, I guess that we can be. And besides, we get to take the blame for the prank so technically, it was done by us." Said James.

"No it wasn't."

A boy came up to the Gryffindor table.

"Yes?"

"Hey Lily, Maria, and Stacy. Great prank." The boy left.

"Told ya. Even though you got the detentions, we got the credit." Said Maria.

"Well, no fair." Complained Sirius. "We got nothing from the prank."

"Yes you did." Said Stacy.

"And what is that?"

"This." Stacy leaned in and kissed Sirius.

"That's a 10, but I can get that without detentions."

"What's a ten?" asked Lily.

"It's our kissing scale.it's from 1 to 10." Said James.

"And what am I on your scale?"

"I don't know, we've never kissed." Said James innocently.

"Yes we did."

"No we didn't."

Lily glared at him.

"Okay, so maybe we did."

"Great. And for telling the truth, you get a present."

"Is it a new broom?"

"No, much better."

"You'll marry me?"

"No."

"Then what is it?"

Lily didn't answer. Instead, she kissed James. He kissed back. They both started deepening the kiss when someone interrupted them.

"Get a room." Said Peter.

Lily and James realized that everybody was staring at them. They both blushed and let go of each other. The Great Hall started clapping. Well, most people did. Some boys looked a bit sad and some girls looked brokenhearted. [Can you guess why?]

"Wow, that looked like a ten." Remarked Remus. Lily blushed.

"Nope, it was a 12." Said James proudly.

"Prongs, nobody has named a 12." Said Sirius. "The highest that I have gone was 11 and that was for Natasha Robinson. Boy, she was hot and a fantastic kisser."

"Excuse me?" said Stacy.

"What?"

"You said she was hot."

"I did?" said Sirius. The he saw Stacy's glare and put in, "She wasn't as hot as you."

"Come on, lets just get to our class." Said Remus, looking at his schedule.

"What are they for today?"

"First, DADA, Potions, lunch, umm, Arithmacy for Lily and James, and for the rest of us, herbology."

"Okay."

The group exited the Great Hall and went to their classes.

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A/N: Wow, two chapters in one day, that's almost impossible for me. I mean, I did one chapter for this fic and another for Enemies Forever. Now, the prank that the Marauders played will be in the next chappie.

Well, here's the poll again. Seriously, I suggest that you submit your votes or I'll have to put it in every chapter and I don't want to do that.

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