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Chapter 7

Will they ever learn?



The rest of the day passed by quickly. Lily, Maria, and Stacy were satisfied with their prank because Snape was laughed at the whole day so naturally he didn't show up for any classes and lunch.

Finally it was close to dinnertime. Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter disappeared right after the last lesson.

"I don't know, maybe we shouldn't do it today." Said Remus doubtfully. "Two pranks on the Slytherins in one day? Doesn't it seem like a little too much?"

"They'll never connect us to the crime." Said Sirius. "It's totally fool- proof."

"Well, just in case we do get in trouble afterwards, just remember I said I told you so." Said Peter.

"Fine, fine, lets set up plan X." said Sirius.

"Plan X?" said James. "Padfoot, what the hell is that?"

"It's our prank."

"Oh, it is? I thought that a prank was called a prank." Said Remus.

"He's lost his mind." Said James.

"No I haven't lost anything except for my favorite quill." Said Sirius.

"He has lost his mind." Said Peter.

"Ha-ha, very funny. Plan X is called plan X because we are going to get the girls back. We play the prank, and they get the blame."

"And how are we supposed to do that exactly?"

"Easy, after the prank is played, this sign will appear."

Sirius held up the sign so the rest could see.

"This prank was brought to you by, The Hotties. A.K.A. Stacy, Maria, and Lily. We hope you enjoyed our little joke because we only live to make you happy and pull pranks." Read Remus.

"That is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard." Said James.

"It can work." Said Sirius.

"How about this, This Prank was brought to you by The Female Marauders, A.K.A. Girlfriends and future girlfriend of The Marauders. How's that?" said James.

"Who's the future girlfriend?" asked Remus.

"You should know since you've had the biggest crush on her since like, ever." Said Peter.

"No, I'm over Maria already."

"Right."

"Don't put that, put friends of the Marauders." Said Remus.

"Why do we have to be involved? why do you have to put Marauders on there anyways?" said Sirius.

"Because McGonagall will think that it was them since they did put our group name. Get it?"

"No."

"You're hopeless."

"Done!" said Remus.

The sign now had 'This Prank was brought to you by The Female Marauders, A.K.A. friends of the Marauders.'

"Okay fine, we'll leave it like that." Said Sirius. "I'll go place it where it's supposed to be."

"Okay." Said Remus. "The rest of us will be getting the prank ready."

The group split up, Sirius doing one thing and the rest did the other.

At Dinnertime

"Everything ready?" asked Sirius.

"Yep."

"What's ready?" asked Lily.

"Oh, nothing."

Stacy glared at Sirius.

"Spill. What are you planning?"

"Well, uh..." Sirius and James began.

"The food is ready and we're really hungry. It's been a long day." Said Remus, rushing to their rescue.

"Okay."

Food appeared on the tables.

Sirius stood up and looked at the Slytherin table. "Come on, start eating."

"They are eating. Oh never mind, they're drinking. Come on, you must be hungry, start eating." Said James.

"What are they up to?" said Maria.

"No clue."

"I think that they're playing a prank." Said Stacy.

"Must be."

Finally all the Slytherins, as one, began pilling food on their plates.

"Dang, they're hungry. So why don't they eat?" said Remus.

One of the Slytherins finally took a bite. The rest followed.

"Start counting." Said James.

"Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...one..." Said Sirius.

Nothing happened.

"Did you actually put the spell on?" said James.

"I did. I set it up for 30 seconds like you said." Said Peter.

"I didn't say that."

"...15...14...13..." said Remus.

"Remus?" said James.

"...12...11...10...9...

"He told me to." Said Peter.

"Why?"

"So the Slytherins would be eating the most right now. It'll be more funnier." Said Sirius.

"Oh."

"...8...7...6...5..."

"4...3....2...1..." they all counted together.

"Let the joke begin."

Suddenly the food at the Slytherin table started sizzling and then blew up. All the Slytherins were dripped in pudding and chicken and all kinds of foods mixed together. It didn't look very appetizing. They all grabbed napkins and started wiping themselves off when

BAM!

They got electrocuted and thrown off the benches and onto their backs. Everybody laughed at the Slytherins. Then a banner unrolled from the ceiling. It said:

THIS PRANK WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FEMALE MARAUDERS A.K.A

SIRIUS'S GIRLFRIEND

JAMES'S GIRLFRIEND

AND THE GIRL THAT HAS BEEN CRUSHING REMUS SINCE HIS SECOND YEAR AND VISE VERSA.

Maria dropped her fork.

"LILY!"

"What did I do?"

"You put that didn't you?"

"Maybe."

"I'll kill you!"

"Please don't do that. See, he likes you to and you would make a perfect couple."

"When did you find out about the prank?"

"I saw Sirius levitating a banner up to the ceiling. When he was gone, I got it down again and mixed it up a little."

"Smart." Said Stacy.

"That is not smart." Said Maria heatedly. She began going on about how it was wrong and all that stuff.

Meanwhile Sirius was in trouble too.

"PADFOOT!" Remus said angrily. He was as red as a tomato.

"Yes?"

"I'm gonna kill you." Remus really did look ready to kill.

"I didn't put that. Somebody rephrased it. I put a friend of Remus's."

"Then who did put that?"

"I did." Said Lily.

"Wha-why?" said Remus.

"I was just helping you. If two people like each other, then why not show it?"

Remus looked over at Maria who was still scolding Stacy for saying that it was cool that Lily did that.

"Go on, ask her."

"I-okay."

Remus started approaching Maria.

"I bet you 5 galleons that he won't get the courage to ask her out." Said Sirius.

"You're on." James replied.

"Uh, Maria?" asked Remus.

"Yeah?"

"Will you, will you, uh gooutwithme?"

"what?"

"Oh never mind." Remus went back to his seat.

"What happened?" asked Lily.

"I don't know." Remus replied. "I'll ask her out later."

"Okay." said Lily and went back to Stacy and Maria.

"You owe me 5 galleons." said James. "He asked her out, so pay up."

Sirius gave him the 5 galleons.

"POTTER, BLACK, LUPIN, PETIGREW, DETENTION FOR A MONTH!" said McGonnagall.

"The Marauders are back." said James, grinning.

"I don't get it, on the banner it said that the girls did it, not us." said sirius.

"Will you ever learn?" asked Stacy, shaking her head. "You wrote it in your style and who would be stupid enough to play a prank and then practically write their names on the banner to get detention?"

"I thought that it would work." said Sirius sadly. "Oh well, I'll get over it." Sirius went back to his food.

A/N: So, how do you like it? Yes, I know, I don't exactly have a plot, but what am I suposed to do? Well, review and give me your vote for the poll.